N1H- The Return(Minus Butthole Pleasures)

I'm not much of a porn dude anymore, but what I do watch all seems to be from like 2000-2016. I don't know who's on the scene these days. The 90s pornstar look with fake tits is a big thing here in China, but I'll trust you guys if you say that look is out in the modern west/dubai.

Related question: Which do you think is a bigger red flag of promiscuity/relationship instability for the opposite sex? Fake boobs or roided out muscles?

One of my fake boobed ex-gfs had a 1 digit partner count and was somewhat serious but not super hardcore Muslim, but had only had them for 2 years. She kept a crazy amount of simp orbiter/backup mates around her at all times, however. The other had them for about 5 years and had them bought for her by a much older bf. She was a powerthot probably not quite in the 3 digits but close at age 27.

I reckon it is possibly correlated with neuroticism, promiscuity, and relationship instability. Not tryna be all red pill and stuff; I wouldn't call it a disqualifier or anything. But it often does say something.

I ran into a 28 year old who had them done "secretly" when her boyfriend asked her not to and this contributed to their breakup. That's weird to me but w/e.

in china they tend to view it more as what they'll look like with clothes on rather them off so they're all about perfectly round steel orbs of death that will look very nice in their sports bra in the gym or their cocktail dress when going out without much thought to how obviously unnatural they look once the top comes off and how they'll lack movement - so it doesn't surprise me at all that someone over there with fake titties had a low count because it's viewed the same way as getting your nails done etc - not necessarily for sex/tips/career but more just because it's the look you personally want

often times it is a b cup sizing because they are going for it discreetly (ie don't want huge knockers, just want to fill out their sports bra with a little extra umph)

there were a number of women i'd been with who swore their tits were real and the relative lack of size would seem to corroborate that but they were just perfectly round, quite stiff and lacked movement so you knew it wasn't the case

dated a girl once who tried to hide the fact she got eyelid surgery while we were dating - one morning she got up saying her eyes felt puffy so she was going to the hospital, i told her they looked fine but she was adamant that they were puffy and wanted to see a doctor about it - claimed they'd been puffy for a while

i offered to go with her and she refused, which was very unlike her as she wanted me to accompany her to everything, ie if she had a dentist appointment she'd just book a cleaning for me at the same time so now i had a reason to go with her etc etc

she comes back severely bandaged up, saying she needs several to recover as they performed surgery on her - just zero chance they'd ever do an on the spot surgery on your eyelids because they felt puffy nor would they even do a surgery - was just insane that she'd try to hide it from me, like she already had the "double eyelid" which is what most people want already, tons of people complimented her eyes already - i found the entire thing so bizarre

and then once the bandages came off, she literally looked the same, like you couldn't even see any difference, and only at that point did she concede that it was indeed cosmetic surgery and now she was upset and wanted to sue them because they still looked the same

if you want to see examples those kind of perfectly round ones search "china swag" on porn site (swag is the onlyfans of asia) and you'll get taiwan and mainland girls with those perfectly round boobs that refuse to jiggle an inch

I find this annoying/condescending in the same way a guy who's 5'10 210lbs ripped with 17 inch arms claiming he's natty is annoying and condescending. Just own up to it; there is nothing wrong with trying to improve the way you look and spending time/money on doing so. Anyone who judges you to be a bad person for doing so is an idiot you don't want in your life anyway. I fess up every single time somebody asks me about PEDs now, even if the person asking is a DYEL NARP.

Maybe some of the Chinese guys they like would judge them for it so they try to fraud, but in that case she probably wouldn't work out with him anyway.

LOL

women amirite

Wow what’s going on in here? Grunch.

Still wanna be powerlifting but my diet and sleep is terrible, but I got the big heart.

My left shoulder is acting very weird. Some days weird pain. Some days it’s gone. Don’t think it’s too serious bc I am still lifting.

Yesterday went in after work and having only 2 hour of sleep. My left chest is sore. I think I might have strained it while deadlifting. I felt pain when I was coming up from the pause. Might need to rest it for a couple days.

Also film my front sqaut but bad angle, but can still see very bad bar path.

Also been betting the playoffs but haven’t won ****. New to the game and not too bad at nfl knowledge.

All I know is the higher “+” number, the bigger the payout.

I almost won $600 last week but James cook came up 0.5 yard short and Mahomes needed 7 more rushing yards. James cook facking lost yards on his last carry and he did not cover. If Mahomes covered I would have been furious.

Also there’s always that one mofo that screws up and doesn’t get crap for u. Unreal.

Don’t think my bets are too bad. Are these donk bets? ABP loves parlays.

For Super Bowl I’m going YOLO!

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don't bet those, you're betting things that are highly unlikely to happen at what appears to be good odds but are actually trash

the starting lines are those are so bad that they can give the "boost" to make them look good but they are still trash

also, notthremp will confirm that knowledge of sports means absolutely nothing in terms of beating the market

these are my overnight bets

i couldn't name a single person on any of these teams, i'm betting them because the lines were much worse than what the market consensus is - that's all the information i need

you can do that, or you can build sophisticated data models that predict results

i do both

but you 100% will never win without doing one or the other - simply loading up fanduel and only fanduel (you should have as many books as possible and only bet where the lines are best) and then just picking single game parlays you like is how they make all their money

nothremp is absolute og when it comes to this, if sportsbetting were as well known as poker he'd be a household name, he can confirm all of this

bad decision to do that imo

Ha! Ya, doesn’t make sense that all the superstars will score a TD in the same game. Well it can happen, but maybe in a shootout.

So u are saying ditch the parlay and just make single bets? So maybe like 10 single bets, compared to a parlay? But the parlay pays out very nice but like u say it will rarely hit.

Also last night everyone got a TD except for Gus Edward’s and it was only the end of the 1st quarter! They gave me option to cash out $100 or so, but said no bc if Edward’s scored, I would have $400+ in my account. I didn’t accept and left with $0 bc he didn’t score.

also, if you're going to bet those, you need to stop betting negatively correlated stuff

like this one is especially bad

you have kittle who's already 4:1 payout if he gets a td, and if 3 other guys get a td then it's only 20:1, that's ffing terrible

furthermore, how many touchdowns are there going to be in a game? how many people can get them?

you're banking on 4 different players getting a td. there's only so many td opportunities, so CMC gets his td, while that's good for you, now there's one less opportunity for Kittle to get his - only one of them can get a td on each redzone attempt so in a sense you're battling against each other

to look at it in simpler terms, imagine doing a parlay with 2 different players to get the first touchdown - obviously that is more negatively correlated but you get the idea

check out https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/40/sp... there's a lot of good info shared there over the years - it's basically dead now

also check out the many wells in the sportsbetting section

and whatever you do, do not ever pay for picks (only losing bettors pay picks, if you have a winning system worth selling you can make millions quietly betting it yourself) and never pay attention to any of the touts on twitter/instagram/tiktok etc they are just more of the same 99.9% of social media sportsbetting people are frauds trying to sell a dream

glgl, feel free to dm any specific questions - been doing this full time for a living since 2016

this is results oriented thinking

sportsbooks barely break even on traditional bets, all their income is from sgp, we know this because of regulations they need to publicly post their profit/loss each month and list which categories it came in

but importantly, i'm saying don't bet at all, not at least until you learn to shop around for the best lines

if you are going to just pick who you like then go to this thread where it's peer to peer and everything is vig free (loco bets there too) at least then you're getting the genuinely fair market line and not paying vig so it's a fun neutral ev way to wager

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/40/sp...

loco can introduce you to that

but if you're going to do this, my suggestion is to find good value these are the lines for the upcoming ncaa basketball games, you'll see there is some disagreement here and there, at some places you can get -7, others -8.5, so if you're going to bet it, the -7 makes a lot more sense than -8.5

if you just open up fanduel and bet what's there, you could be betting the -8.5 and have no idea you're literally paying the worst price in the entire market

Lolol ya good thinking. Here I am betting each team will have a pass TD and rush TD in each half when each team gets probably 3-4 possessions a half lol.

My buddy wanted his referral bonus so I just signed up and got a bonus too. He’s a button clicker. He won $400 on some nonsense 6-7 leg parlay last week lol.

the spanky interface gives me a headache every time I look at it

it's disgusting, i barely use it, also grinds my old laptop to a halt, just quickly open and take a look occasionally to find line movement info

What rickroll said. I was active in 06-21. I think the best advice I can give is: "It is a hard way to make an easy living."

Stay away N1. Sure I know guys that currently make millions a year betting sports, but they have info bro.

You need info. Told you this a million times. We need info. Info. Info. Info.

You have no info. We move on.

As Stu Ungar failed, look out!

A real ABP does not require info to bet sports. Besides, Sklansky bets the horses while playing pokers, what insider information can that guy really have?

last meme maybe, update us ABP!

liking you

Lol, liking you.

Grunch.

Still lifting, in case you think I quit… my bench coming in nicely. RPE8 around 255-257.5 x1. My DL have stalled. My front squat have stalled, but maybe if I got some better sleep the day before these lifts.

Had to get new snowboards bc I am bigger now. Was wondering why I felt so unstable.. was riding boards 2 sizes down lol. Season is over here I think. Possibly last week. We got weather in the 70s on Tuesday.

Flipped a shoe for $2500+, but took a $400 fee hit for the middleman…. Unreal.

See you soon, going to make this cold brew.

Fat af, almost 200lbs. Might need to diet, looking very smooth.

Funny my dl has not moved. Feel very heavy and not flying like it used to. Maybe need to eat more carbs, like 300g+. I eat whatever these days. Don’t even care for protein and still making gains.

When you get fat DL can sometimes suffer as leverages change. 200lbs is pretty big at 5'8 as a naturolo. 235x8 fs is pretty hy00ge.

Lolol yuh I’m should diet down to at least 175lb for now. My lower pec up I look fine, but after that look like a complete slob. Want my chizeled jaw back.

2 wheels FS is decent? Should I lower the reps?