***im the best and im calling everyone out***
im just here to let everyone know that im the best poker player alive. I challenge everyone who reads this thread to ma
If I won more all-ins that number would be higher. I just need to get luckier. That's all poker is; it's just luck. Don't let anyone tell you anything else, it's all bullshit. They're ****ing liars. It's just luck, the more I play the luckier I get.
win pots without showdowns buddy, allin hands are almost always coolers anyway, except vs recs I guess
Good luck with your journey stacking fish with sets in nitring
Got 6th last night in the $55 nightly 40k on ignition for $1200. I'm decidely a last second late reg guy now, it's the way to go. Final hand I busted out I had AA 6.8MM stack and blinds 300k/600k. I min-raised from the cutoff and only the big blind called. Flop QXX he checks I bet 1.2MM he raises to 3.2MM I jam 5.6MM he calls with Q2 turns a queen and wins. I did well to make it to 6th I was the short stack almost the entire final two tables.
Well when you put it like that it seems a lot less thrilling and cool.
I have laser eyes and I'm ten feet tall. You guys wouldn't want to mess with me I promise you. I look over at all these dorks and losers at the world series of poker and cringe. That's not poker. A poker tournament is not poker and it's such a crapshoot waste of time. You know Doyle Brunson didn't play the main event for years because the cash game action during the world series is so lucrative and juicy? Why bother playing a dumb 10k tournament when you could be playing 10k hands? Sure it's tempting to want to win big in a tournament under the bright lights, but that's gambling. Cash games are where it's at. That's real poker. Tournaments are for the stupid lottery players trying to cash in on a pipe dream, us real poker players are willing to take the long road.
Imagine going to Vegas and trying to resist the siren's call that is tournament poker. Go to Vegas during the series and only play cash games. That would be a truly baller move. You'd have to tie your mind up like Odysseus tied to the mast of his ship in order to resist playing tournaments. I feel the call. You want to turn X amount of money into Y amount of money? Play an escalating series of cash games, buy-in short if you want to make it more of a gamble. Tournaments are stupid because they're more variance so it takes longer to realize any edge you might have and also they're less lucrative than playing cash games. Imagine holding down a high stakes cash game during the main event on day 1 when some dummy busts for 300bb when he shouldn't. Now he's playing in your cash game and he's tilted and bad. That's where the money's at, not tourneys. Hold the line. Stay focused.
5 way all-in
Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD 2
Software
NL Holdem 2(BB)
SB ($280.74) [VPIP: 40.6% | PFR: 12.5% | AGG: 29.6% | Hands: 32]
BB ($16.13) [VPIP: 13.3% | PFR: 13.3% | AGG: 7.7% | Flop Agg: 25% | Turn Agg: 0% | River Agg: 0% | 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 31]
HERO ($228.37) [VPIP: 12.9% | PFR: 9.3% | AGG: 29.4% | Flop Agg: 33.8% | Turn Agg: 28.5% | River Agg: 28.5% | 3Bet: 4.4% | 4Bet: 11.1% | Hands: 319570]
HJ ($47.35) [VPIP: 30% | PFR: 20% | AGG: 42.9% | Flop Agg: 50% | Turn Agg: 100% | River Agg: 100% | 3Bet: 20% | Fold to 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 10]
CO ($50.87) [VPIP: 84.6% | PFR: 23.1% | AGG: 16.7% | Flop Agg: 30% | Turn Agg: 14.3% | River Agg: 0% | 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Cold Call: 71.4% | Hands: 13]
BTN ($214.71) [VPIP: 45.5% | PFR: 36.4% | AGG: 30% | Flop Agg: 25% | Turn Agg: 100% | River Agg: 0% | 3Bet: 25% | 4Bet: 0% | Cold Call: 20% | Hands: 11]
Dealt to Hero: A♠ Q♥
HERO Raises To $5, HJ Raises To $10, CO Calls $10, BTN Calls $10, SB Folds, BB Raises To $16.13 (allin), HERO Calls $11.13, HJ Raises To $47.35 (allin), CO Calls $37.35, BTN Raises To $214.71 (allin), HERO Raises To $228.37 (allin), CO Calls $3.52 (allin)
Flop ($558.43): T♥ Q♦ K♥
Turn ($558.43): T♥ Q♦ K♥ 6♣
River ($558.43): T♥ Q♦ K♥ 6♣ 5♣
Spoiler
BB shows: A♦ 5♥
HJ shows: 6♠ 5♠
CO shows: 3♠ 2♥
BTN shows: T♦ K♦
BTN wins: $540.77
Trying to improve my wwsf. Looking for spots that make sense to bluff, that feel right.
Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD 2
SoftwareNL Holdem 2(BB)
MP ($208) [VPIP: 25% | PFR: 25% | AGG: 100% | Hands: 8]
HJ ($200) [VPIP: 16.7% | PFR: 16.7% | AGG: 0% | Hands: 6]
CO ($536.36) [VPIP: 21.2% | PFR: 13.6% | AGG: 37.5% | Flop Agg: 54.5% | Turn Agg: 12.5% | River Agg: 40% | 3Bet: 8.3% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 67]
HERO ($206.25) [VPIP: 12.9% | PFR: 9.3% | AGG: 29.5% | Flop Agg: 33.9% | Turn Agg: 28.5% | River Agg: 28.5% | 3Bet: 4.4% | Fold to 3Bet: 60.1% | 4Bet: 11% | Hands: 322596]
SB ($383.87) [VPIP: 23.1% | PFR: 21.5% | AGG: 36.8% | Hands: 66]
BB ($357.45) [VPIP: 29.2% | PFR: 8.3% | AGG: 27.8% | Hands: 25]
UTG ($275.75) [VPIP: 26.9% | PFR: 10.4% | AGG: 30.4% | Hands: 67]
UTG ($200) [VPIP: 16.4% | PFR: 13.4% | AGG: 50% | Hands: 67]
Dealt to Hero: Q♣ A♥
UTG Folds, UTG Folds, MP Folds, HJ Folds, CO Raises To $6, HERO Raises To $18, SB Folds, BB Folds, CO Calls $12
Hero SPR on Flop: [4.83 effective]
Flop ($39): 5♦ 4♦ 9♦
CO Checks, HERO Bets $12 (Rem. Stack: $176.25), CO Calls $12 (Rem. Stack: $506.36)
Turn ($63): 5♦ 4♦ 9♦ 3♦
CO Checks, HERO Bets $36 (Rem. Stack: $140.25), CO Calls $36 (Rem. Stack: $470.36)
River ($135): 5♦ 4♦ 9♦ 3♦ K♥
CO Checks, HERO Bets $140.25 (allin), CO Folds
Spoiler
HERO wins: $131
Hate him or love him you have to admit Trump is going to go down in the history books. Cameo in Home Alone 2, mentions in rap songs, almost ubiquitous in the American zeitgeist, reality TV star to president, and now he survived an assassination attempt. Rip to the innocent victim.
But he's also in one of my favorite movies Rounders. Where do they go on the weekend? To Trump's Taj Mahal.
