I am a literal legend of gambling, ask me anything.

This is our rescue mutt.

I also got the impression that Putter was a very lucky dog.

Hi Limon, I appreciate your zfg takes on poker and life.

What do you do when a mega whale who is dumping a buy in every hour is taking too long to play his hands because he is too drunk? Like 20s before each action..including preflop to even look at his cards.

On one hand I don't want to turn the tap off but on a more human note, this guy should probably be with his wife taking some rest instead of dumping off his 8th buy in (he's a lawyer, assume he has too many millions to give any fs about the little 10/20 game)

In general, do you want the recs to have a fighting chance (so as not to run the well dry too soon / keep the games going longer ) or are you ok to see them dump multiple buyins with obviously no chance of winning?

What do you suppose the difference is in your hourly rate between when this character is dumping a buy-in every hour, during which fifteen hands get played, and when they pick up and leave the game for being harassed about how slowly they play, and the table now gets 25 or more hands per hour?

Oh yes I am making more money in that session if he continues to play.

I am more worried about him waking up next day, realizing he made a fool of himself, realizing the regs in the game did not protect him/took advantage of him..and then decide to just not play that specific game again. May be his wife blows up at him for dumping $20k.

Basically what is the chance that he somehow finds religion and says f*** this, I am not doing this anymore?

things happen for a reason, maybe the lawyer stole the money from an elderly widow with dementia and losing it at the poker table is kharma?

thanks pug

I always try to provide a good time and a good gamble.

tha ts awesome.

what a good boy. ya, putter won the doggy lottery lol. he literally had a "cancer team".

I dont want to win money off someone who is incapacitated, thats sort of date rapey. but if a dude is just drunk and partying, im there to give him a good gamble. the crazy thing about degenerate gamblers is...THEY COME TO THE CASINO TO LOSE!!!! Losing is an important part of the ritual. Acting like a white knight changes nothing, they are going to take their beating with or without you. As a winning poker player you are a mini casino host, a good casino host can keep their customer losing 24/7 all weekend in vegas and be dying to come back the next weekend.

How you feeling about your presidential odds now? Any chance?

Limon is running for President?

What country?

if our choice is Trump or Harris I'm voting for Limon

I can still win all of my “trump will not be the next president” bets. I’m a favorite. I’m getting fertilized on my Biden or trump must win bets. Go Kamala!

Write me in baby!

Mars.

"Be the Casino" is an awesome campaign platform.

Ive been running on it for the last 26 years!!!

Hi Limon. Is there a particular part of your golf game that, when you focused your attention on improving that part, led to the greatest improvement in your scoring?

Thanks

being able to get to par 5s in two. nothing is more important and its not even close, all other things being equal. par 5 scoring is everything in golf. show me the best par 5 scorer and ill show you the best golfer 9 out of 10 times.

Limon have you ever played Durak? It's a Russian card game, people from eastern European countries like to gamble on it.

My Russian Wife's favorite game.

never heard of it.

Limon, what do you think happens after death? Have you ever been interested in philosophical questions? Like why are we here, what is the meaning of life, why is there something rather than nothing?

limon, i've been told you may know and have played with this fella https://twitter.com/grpwins

any stories about him would be greatly appreciated, he is quite the sportsbetting lolcow these days