Best nut you ever busted.
The best nut I ever busted wasn't even during sex. I was about 18 and my manager went down on me in her car at the store parking lot. She was a fiery redhead with a man's sex drive and a banging body. She would tell me sexual things that her and her boyfriend would do together and it would kind of turn me on, but I never said anything. One day, another friend from the same job, her and I went drinking. We ended up back in the parking lot of the store, so she could drop me off at my car. She had been flirting with me all night, so I just went for it. I think I lasted maybe 4 minutes, if that. She deep throated me and at the end when I told her I was going to cum, she went all the way down and let me shoot right down the back of her throat. It was the best feeling ever.
I went on vacation after that for a week and when I came back there was a rumor that she was pregnant. I knew that was going to be a major beat for me because if her boyfriend knocked her up they were probably going to get more serious and awesome blow jobs would cease forever. It turns out the rumors were true and that well dried up quickly. I figured if I was lucky I'd have maybe 3 months worth of nut bustingly awesome oral sex left, but her and her boyfriend got engaged. After that I just quit that stupid job, because I couldn't keep coming in day after day knowing that I would have no chance at ever getting another blowy from her ever again. I couldn't face the heart break.
I saw her like 4 years later at a Pasta House with her husband and said hi and she looked terrible. A part of me still wonders if she can still suck a mean ****.
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I can remember my first masturbation session in great detail. I was in 4th grade. I was watching Ellen with my mom and they talked about pretending to have sex with pillows. Interesting i thought. That night i tired it out by ramming my penis into the slot between a pillow and my bed. I kept doing it till something weird happened and something came out. I masturbated like this for months until i heard about doing it with your hand. That opened up a whole new world to me.
Are you talking about absolute best nut or relative? The graph looks kinda like this.
So my absolute best would be the one of the first few times I jacked off. I think the first few times I jacked off it was to Google Image Search for "Love Hina" (without Safesearch obviously).
My best relative nut (about the past 2 years) occurred after I had went to a chick's house for a piano lesson. I really liked this bitch and when I got there she was wearing this really tight white shirt and these sexy shor
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I was watching Ellen with my mom.