Things guys shouldn't say to other guys

Joe, is this how you do a Roman salute?

It's a driveable par 4, I think I'll hit an iron...

Those pants look good on you

wait a second... I've said that before.

Do you own a suit?

Did you say thank you yet?

Can I have a mobile McDonalds for my states visit?

Can we dim the lights? I have something to show you....

Can I borrow twenty bucks?

Right behind you.

Cats is the greatest movie ever.