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BRAG:

Did some banging last night. Hooked up with a friend of an ex-coworker who was visiting from out of down. She was cutefat and pretty cool and there are no pics. I'm honestly not sure how it happened because I wasn't really running game at her but apparently she was really into me and I was instructed by her friend that I had to go make out with her (right outside the bar, in public wtf I am that guy!?) and then nature took its course after shenanigans that delayed nature that are outlined below.

BEAT

If you are unfamiliar with the history of a Dids- this event ends an umm... 10 yearish dry run. Beware locust hords and frog rain.

VARIANCE

Banging was done in a hostel with the ex-coworker snoring up a storm in the next bed. The place wasn't even open for business and we had to beg the owner to let us stay because the ex-coworkers husband was apparently not ok with his wife's friend bringing over a strange Dids to bang and they got in a giant fight and couldn't go home and had already bummed a ride to the hostel from somebody on the ferry we took to the island where these folks live. I was pretty sure that was going to be one giant cockblock, but apparently my raw sex appeal overrode that quickly.

Also getting home from banging involved a ferry ride and two long bus rides and about 2.5 hours in total.

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