Stuff you would do if you were the President

Every day, at some point, preferably some dramatic moment, I would say "Just another day in the office... the oval office."

i had some good ideas!

If the parliament doesn't do what I want, I would simply declare martial law.

I would start a trade war with some neighbor and close ally I wouldn't have to worry about otherwise.

I would seize some existing warzone and make it a billionaires amusement park where all vices are allowed + you can hunt your fellow man for sport!

I would become president so I could avoid jail.