[Spork][$100/hr w/ FREE goodies!] 50plo-2kplo 6max PLO

Welp, seems like the RTA cheaters luck ran out. Spork was attempting to hold the 2k tables and play all comers….then he dropped to 1k….then 500 6max……….now the great spork is min buying 200.

Womp Womp

you can rta your way all you want, if you have weak mindset you are doomed

Commenting for bump in the list of threads!

Open for hourly again:

- $100/hr for committed time
- 10-20% off for bulk of 10+ hrs
- Does not hard watch the clock and often goes over the time for free.
- Free quick consultation
- Discord community for you to get vouches and also ask some questions/post hhs for free, the community is small and semi-private with players of wide variety from recs who love playing plo in addition to their work, mid and high stakes pros, aspiring pros, other cool people

Why are you offering such a good rate?

My discipline, ego, and money management lead me to random dumping of entire networths at nosebleeds, only to run up 6 fig bankrolls again and then do it again. I am very broke again because of this but with 1000% certainty know that I can teach the fundamentals and technicals that DO matter better than most anyone offering PLO coaching. I have turned multiple breakeven low and midstakes players into successful mid and hs players. I will be playing my ass off at low stakes and then mid so this offer will be limited as it won't take that long before the rate isn't worth it.

I also want to make high quality information and a roadmap more accessible to those who may not have the ability to drop money on multiple hundred dollar per hour high stakes pro coaching.
I can assure you, the quality exceeds 99% of 6m plo coaching out there.

Find out for yourself, join the discord for free and DM me with any further questions/inquiries or just want to chat (purple name, dojo owner)

https://discord.gg/SCnRtXuN

Bump: Currently not offering at this rate, would need a much higher rate to justify. Have already moved up a decent bit from the last degen fall and have multiple people booked out for a while!

Can you post an updated discord link?

I thought the one I posted was none expiring, let me try again:

https://discord.gg/R7YPAC3Px9

I double checked that I chose no expiry and no limit to # of uses on the link. Very strange that the other one doesn't work.

Bump, offering once again. Discord no longer invite publicly though. 😀

Bump, no longer offering. Should be the last time I change on this.

yah this was the last time you went broke

I never cheated, but building rolls just to lose them at high-stakes, explicit chat tilt, and the general mental game leaks... I can fully identify with that.

I'd buy 10 strategy PMs for a hundo, if needed.

I dont understand how 100 dollar an hour can be worth your time if you are a winning 2k PLO online player? Surely hourly must be higher

Dude thinks he is a winning player while constantly going broke.....playing plo

He was trying to play 1k across different sites, then dropped to 500, then 200, and is now back at .25/.50

I wonder if this dude is ever gonna realize he can’t win longterm and is just spinning his wheels for years on end.

Just recently, he was berating someone in the chat saying “in a few months I’ll be playing in games with a blind the same size as your buy-in here.” Insinuating that he’ll be at 100/200.

And now he’s at the micros lol

...we're just blatantly making things up now?

Everyone knows my global chat is muted.
ACR has no chat feature.

You're delusional to assume you know what goes on in my world. I am significantly stronger technically than vast majority of the ms pool. None of you realize the degree I go vertical before something in life or otherwise drives me to insanity and then blasting. Every single player that has taken coaching from me has moved up multiple stakes, a few of them going from low stakes recs/aspiring pros to now ms/hs pros with 6 fig earnings.

If you're even remotely open-minded, why don't you join my discord server with plenty of people and I will point you to many who can attest to it. I'll even give you some stuff for free and you can do the same.

My discord is spork1337. You're welcome to demonstrate a degree of open-mindedness and easily become amazing by getting the multitude of vouches and success stories of working with me.

My technicals and teaching ability are top tier. My sanity and ability to shut out the noise are terrible. Therefore, I fall apart. It's that simple.

If you're going to anti-sweat and spew hate at least say factual statements. Everyone who's even remotely aware knows my chat has been turned off for a long time now.

I am not using any social platform in this space again. I care about 2 things: Fixing my ****, and those who believe in me to give me a shot to learn from. You're welcome to open your mind and learn how to 10x the stakes you play and crush within a year. You're also welcome to spew hate. But at least do so with honesty.

Edit: Says I'm playing 50plo, but can't process that the comment you claim I made would imply playing 5kplo. Make it make sense at least.

I’ll make it make sense. I was telling people you’re a known cheater (on clubs poker where you play as “bigbootylatinas”😉 and you freaked out in the chat and just kept saying “don’t blink, you’ll miss it. I’ll be playing this stake as a big blind soon. Just watch” (Implying you’d be playing 100/200 soon because we were playing 1/2 at the time) and then you went on a tirade of you’re a changed person and how great you are blah blah blah. Even though you still freak out and criticize everybody. You also told waitwhat how terrible he is, how much he sucks, etc…while he was giving you so much action at 1k (before you had to drop to 200 and now you’re at 50).

What “pro” or reg or whatever you want to call yourself has a dream opponent and starts spewing “OH MY GOD YOU SUCK I WISH YOU’D PLAY ME EVERYDAY OMG YOU SUCK SO BAD YOU’D LOSE 100K A MONTH IF YOU PLAYED ME EVERYDAY.” Just you, that’s who.

Like on what planet is that cool to do lmao…

I logged onto global yesterday and you were there. But not only did you not go up in stakes, you descended from 200 down to 50 Lol.

I've turned same quality or worse players into significant winners if you care to change. See above.

Also if you think I naturally got "beat" at 200plo and dropped to 50 you're wrong again. You guys are welcome to sit here and kick me while I'm down but at least know it's for the right reason. Double down and tell me you hope the hellish mental continues to exist and that I never regain a desire to live and move forward. But to say it's from a pure technical/skill in a vacuum standpoint is laughable. You don't know what happens after the inevitable straight vertical that happens every time my head stays on straight for some amount of time.

Glad you live so many years in the past. I no longer want to surround myself with living in the past. It's getting a little stale to repeat the exact same things over and over, wouldn't you agree? You're welcome to have an open mind and get tons of vouches and success stories about working with me. You could do great things in this game way quicker than you'd imagine.

See above. The only way to contact me, you can get the vouches and success stories and I might just do stuff for free with you to help convince you. Maybe.

Otherwise, goodbye.

It’s funny that you say don’t want to live in the past but all you do is live in the past. History repeats itself for you over and over. You’re weak, you crumble under pressure, and you’ve been crumbling year after year after year. You try to spew this nonsensical mumbo jumbo and you come off sounding like a complete moron. You talk about elevating peoples games and how I could reach some level by getting in touch with you lmao.

I’ve played mid-stakes for many many years that I’m infinitely over-rolled for, while winning, enjoying myself, and playing poker as a hobby for 10-15 hours a week outside of my normal life/family.

You are an incompetent dunning-kruger loser who is too mentally weak and unstable to actually do anything and that is all you will ever be.

Now go grind some .50 cent little fella.

When u two donks gonna hu4rolls. Enough of this back and forth crybaby ****. Sort this out on the felt.

Heads up for what roll? The few hundred bucks spork has? He’s playing the micros…again

I have already crushed him for years. He lost heaps while using RTA in soft pools. And has lost again and again and again. Year after year.

That’s why it’s hilarious to make fun of him. He thinks he is some sort of genius omaha player (that’s why he offers coaching and tries to charge people 100+ dollars an hour) but yet he can’t even win long term.

I played with spork some on Global and clubs poker on 1k PLO. He would constantly berate the recreationals when he loses a pot. He has massive tilt / ego issues.

I see he writes he has 'technical skills' I strongly disagree. I don't think he is even a winning player without cheating assistance. It makes no sense for a winning 500 + player to coach for $100/hr.

Last time I saw him he was short stacking plo100.

I would advise against anyone trying to work with / hire this guy

That’s exactly what I’m saying as well goose. Spork is still the same loser he was years ago. He always talks about how much he has changed, but yet he FREAKS OUT in the chat. I have never seen someone berate recreational players like spork does. I have no clue why he does it.

I’ve had recs type to me “what’s up with that guy?” after spork has left expressing how they were taken back by how insane he is in the chat. People just log on to play online poker, they don’t expect to be called “brain-rot 40iq morons” every time they win a hand.

It’s bad for everybody.

It's quite a ironic comment coming from you given that you say spork lose year in and out dont u think?

For anyone who is here looking for coaching i will explain the situation so you don't have to read through long rants from these bums.

- spork is a good player, potentially a good coach.
- $100 / h is a bargain to figure that out.
- I have seen screenshots from horses in his games and his chat is extreme. It's wrong to berate fish the way he did (still do?). Regardless its completely irrelevant when it comes to his ability as a coach or player. That type of criticism doesn't belong in this thread.
- The low rate and why he sometimes play microstakes is due to him sometimes being in a bad financial situation from punting away his roll playing nosebleeds vs the best in the world.

He is a loser not just because he loses over and over at poker, he is a loser at life. With his attitude and inflated ego, and how he treats people.

Spork was an RTA cheater in a stable of RTA cheaters and he still lost heaps. He’s been spinning his wheels in poker for 5+ years and always winds up back at the micros. He is a living Dunning-Kruger. Someone who thinks they’re way smarter than they are, yet has the emotional control of a small child.

I like making fun of Spork. I like seeing him punt his rolls away. He couldn’t beat the games while having a backer/coach and using RTA and still can’t beat the games after attempting to be a coach. That’s hilarious.

If spork seemed like a decent person, I wouldn’t laugh so much at his demise. But just very recently I saw him up to his usual antics of lashing out at recreational‘s. I just can’t help but laugh at the loser known as spork.

!remindme 1 year