[Spork] 6-max PLO Cash Coaching: Aimed at up to 5/T (Variable Rates)
Hello, TwoPlusTwo. I am offering 6max PLO cash hourly coaching!
Background:
- Actively around the 200plo range, history of playing higher, up to 2k
- Approx 9bb/100 in 2021, breakout year
- Coached by Rahm98 in 2021, a strong hsplo cash reg today. Adopted the core lessons from that year and have built on them in various ways since
- As much as it sucks to admit, I am a SIGNIFICANTLY better coach than player these days, the mental, discipline, and money management have all killed me.
Focus:
- Focusing on the powerful mechanics that drive theory that are often widely missed at most levels below 10/20 or so.
- Translating "solver land" to practical human application
- Open-minded approach to exploitative considerations
- Building an overall powerful and confident line of thinking based on most crucial mechanics
Rates:
- $200/hr, $150/hr for 10+ hr bulk purchases, $125/hr for 20+ hr bulk purchases. Crypto or Zelle most preferred methods.
- FREE first 60-90 minute consultation. This is because due to really poor discipline, results have been inconsistent and even samples deleted after runs not up to my sometimes impossible standards. This consultation will have us learn a little about where you're at, will answer any burning questions to the best of my ability, and a small 30-45 minute demonstration of how we would approach learning some technicals in a practical and effective way.
Questions, pre-answered:
Q: How will I know this is worth it?
A: It can be questionable going with a coach who has struggled the past few years, but to the best of my ability I can assure you the struggles have not been from a technical application/knowledge gap but a significant discipline/mental/execution problem.
Who has worked with you?
A: I have a small discord server filled with PLO players of various levels up to hs, there will be a handful of them there that will likely happily vouch for what I can do for you. In addition, some of them may post here.
If you can beat HS, why even charge this rate?
A: Quite low on liquid, playing around 100plo. Long course of poor mental/money management + the notable spike in cost of expenses and moving somewhere significantly nicer all adds up.
Where's a graph?
A: Only would re-post my 2021 one, as of recently I deleted all samples everywhere and am restarting.
How best to reach you?
A: Discord: spork1337
Best of luck, give me a shot to show you what I can do for you. 😀
5 Replies
Spork you should quit poker altogether. You’ve been spinning your wheels for 6-7 years now. Going broke over and over and over again. You are mentally weak, you will never have what it takes, and you should probably get help for gambling addiction. Normal people don’t go punt their entire rolls off at 20k HU because they’re on a downswing. I used to laugh at your demise but at this point it’s just kind of sad. You’ve wasted the better part of your 20’s spinning your wheels at online poker.
Thank you for the comment, friend. I both find it a little sad you refuse to even reveal who you are and will also be disappointing you and every anti-sweater.
Feel free to reach out and have a normal conversation with me.
Edit: Would happily do some free work and show you that you're wrong at least about my coaching being not worth it. I know being open to change and being wrong is hard though. Let's also not pretend you "feel bad" and it's "sad" Usually that results in talking to someone normally.
Good luck.
You’ve been saying that for years now. “You guys just wait and see!” But I’ve seen it. I remember you saying you were 20 when you started cheating with squid. This was 2018-2019. It’s now 2025 and you’re grinding out 100plo…….
Brother man, find a new hobby or whatever you want to call it. Go to gamblers anonymous. But you just don’t have what it takes. Some people don’t, and you’re one of them. It’s fine that you wasted your 20’s attempting to be a professional poker player, you still have time to sort yourself out.
Take care
This will be a fun highlight by approx 2027.
Wutface- funny how composed and put together you are on here but call me a virgin no life in chat on coin. Its not my fault I dont want to give action to a ratting 40bb shortstacker who will leave if he doubles and then try to sit another table vs me at 40bb. Not to mention your history, you'd think with your history of RTA you might have picked up some stuff, but I guess just copying strats and digesting them are quite different. Cheers.
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