Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

I like how he comes back home after work on the video with his tip fanny pack around his neck and a blue shirt, as if that is the shirt he wears and doesn't show the viewers the cool shirt he actually wears. lol

El Diesel's employee card is not working to clock in.

Dealers do take care of their own, I assume all dealers chant “one of us, one of us” whenever a grinder moves into the box. The real question is that now that Diesel has been welcomed into the brotherhood and has been coached up by them, will he now tip more when he plays?!

I loved his words of warning to any of his corporate overlords who might be contemplating cheating him out of any of the hours he’s worked since he can’t log into and out of the system yet. “I KNOW how many hours I’ve worked, and I’ll be checking to make sure I’ve been paid correctly. And if I haven’t…I’ll march right into HR, and not with my shiny short belt, mind you. I’m coming with the tall belt. So pay me properly byeteeches.

As usual, Rice omits the real important vital information. How much did the belt cost?

well let's see, what I miss last week...

he 3-bet all-in for 36bb after an EP raise with TT?

I see this was discussed

I'm happy to see El D is still employed. good for him

OMFG! Rice has now had to buy two belts.
He would have been so much better off buying a nicely broken in belt at a second hand store.
Wait till Rice has problems with HR trying to get paid properly. They're messing with the wrong guy.

Maybe he will discuss it in detail in his next vlog. He promised new content once the wsop started. Like his poker playing he seems to have slowed down on that area too. He must be using his time to study.

the only way I understand this is if he has a rebuy ready in his pocket. which he did not.

So we never did find out how much the new belt cost. But at least we found out the reason Rice had to buy it was because his old belt was "too tall" which apparently is fine when standing up but is very uncomfortable when sitting down.

Anyone here who can decipher what he means by a belt being too tall? I assumed he meant that it's too long. Does this guy go out of his way to be weird and different just for the sake of it? Oh wait... we already know the answer to that one.

He was trying to say it was too wide for the belt loops but does anyone actually believe Diesel had even a “tall” belt, or was it probably just an extension cord like Jimbo in the Simpsons: https://youtu.be/ch5yEULQRIw?si=hufoP5Wc...

Who cares what the belt cost, diesel went from killing himself for $5/hr to making $30/hr+ dealing. He’s going to be grinding 2/5 1k cap at Red Rock, buying unlimited nose beers at the mgmg bathroom outside of Hakkasan with the bustiest Orleans waitress that is 15 years his senior. It’s the year of the Diesel or else he quits the job and ends up living off of Wawa pretzels and nacho cheese while playing that Harrahs AC 1/2 game where they only let you straddle to $4.

I'm pretty sure he means this:

Which almost everyone would describe as 'wide' but Diesel goes with 'tall'

I'm willing to bet it won't improve his quality of life one bit. He's still bragging about getting an AirBnb share house for $30 per night that's only a "3 or 4 mile commute" to Orleans. He will still be living off pocket bread, stolen mayo packets and sardine slurry. Rice is a bonafide cheapskate, no amount of savings or income will ever change that.

Yeah, a 'tall belt' like that would dig into that big mayonnaise gut of his.

Lol yeah ldo but can’t we have a little fun in the meantime. If it wasn’t for diesel and some brief Pman cameos as he struggles to use an atm and take a shower without drowning, this thread would be dead.

Haha true. Zero self awareness along with a heightened sense of self importance seem to be prerequisites for these vlogger types. I mean Rice actually believes that people will actually tune in for recaps of his utterly boring year so far. That anyone pays a subscription just to see his breakdown of monthly expenses and quotes from the poker tables is absurd.

Why does diesel wear clothes so big that the sleeves go past his elbows and the shorts go past his knees.

He is already a pretty short dude but his clothes make him look like a little person.

Wow, Rice-a-Roni is rolling in the dough !
Rice made nearly $350 for a 10 hour Monday (last Monday).
He was happy as a pig-in-mud re-counting the earnings for us.

Day 2: the one where el d tries to figure out what a milestone satellite is

That’s $1,350 ahead of pman on the day of mystery bounty.

We need Pman to keep this thread alive with a candy salesman and another working for the man for couple months.