Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

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Today like all explorers such as Indianna Jones, ELD puts on a federa and podcasts from his room and gives the rundown on the top five Nomadic items for the Nomadic method. Among these are the Swiss Army knife and the rice cooker which ELD recommends can be improved by adding a simmer function, towel, the trademark Nomadic pack in tandem with Aria Moneyline Pizza tote bag attached with bungee cords, and sandals.

ELD attempted to recommend bungee cords to a lady in the Paris-Bally's parking garage but she snapped at him and walked off.

I'm sure this is just typing the wrong word, but PLEASE let it be true that El D started a podcast.

I was frankly disgusted by the fact that rice would have 'shower shoes.'

I've never in my got danged life ever considered wearing 'shoes' in the shower. It's stupid beyond imagination. Unless you're walking on dirt in a part of the world where humans poop on the ground, nothing is going to penetrate your feet to make you sick. Even if you were, exposure to poop worms early in life would likely improve your overall health.

But then, I'm not to sort to shave my back on the hotel room carpet. If that is your world, well then it makes sense, I guess.

topg2024 called them sandals. he's right. they're flip flops. They aint shower shoes, no one buys shoes specifically made to wear in a shower.

TROOPER: PRODUCT IDEA: GUM!

GUM! Its hard to find nowadays, my local qfc doesn't stock the classic juicy fruit, etc anymore. PERFECT OPPORTUNITY!

Imagine all the gum flavors they could come up with. Strawberry! Lemon! And, due to the market scarcity, they could charge $7 for a pack of gum!

YOUR WELCOME

I'd be wearing flip flops too if I was showering in a shithole airbnb communal shower.

ok to be fair i've never used airbnb. but i dunno, wouldn't most air bnbs have a private bath? no way rice would subject himself to a campground style shower.

also, great optics for the trooper in titling his latest vid 'a direct attack on our business' literal hours after a mass casualty event.

Also, if rice doesn't trust a strip casino shower to be clean, how would an airbnb be any different?

EDIT LOL THE FIRE INSPECTORS OR WHATEVER ALLEGEDY CLIMBED ON TOP OF TROOPERS EQUIPMENT TO INSPECT THE STUFF ON HIGH

EDIT 2 : apparently the troops just left all their crap in the kitchen for the fire inspection, not expecting them to actually... test the equipment, which would involve a fire similation, i.e. spraying ship all over to prevent a fire.

If only they removed their crap, put plastic over their equipment, and maybe stuck around to make sure they had a ladder or footstool or do their job

Yea, in his new video today, that it insane and I would be going off on them also, dent in table and walking all over the tables where they make the candy and other damage.

What fire inspection company doesn't bring a ladder? WTF

The Trooper said in the last video that the fire inspectors could potenially have showed up at any given time and shut their kitchen down in the middle of december/Enchant.

That would have been absolutely hilarious, and legendary rant vlog afterwards oh my god.

Like just imagine the pure blowup.

lol steve, having a dedicated pair of flipflops for public showers is super standard

primary defense against stuff athletes foot, it's called not because you get it by playing sports but from showering in someone else's foot fungus

i have a pair in my gym bag and whenever i'm staying at a sketchy place use them there as well - use them a lot while staying at cheap places whenever traveling abroad

athletes foot sucks

nsfw

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I hope Lady T & the Trooper double & triple check on the lease before they break it.

Years ago, I made quite a bit of money profiting off of people who broke commercial leases.

HOW? Commercial leases are frequently MUCH more tough/serious than leases for housing. Why? The landlord can go after ALL of the business assets IF a lease is broken. Frequently, commercial leases will have the business owner PERSONALLY backstop the lease in case of breach.

THUS, if the lease is broken, the landlord will SEIZE all the inventory/equipment of the business and liquidate (auction it). IF that auction does not satisfy the deficit, they can then go personally against the lease signatory. I've seen PERSONAL vehicles get seized by the Sheriff to be auctioned. All sorts of stuff. Of course, Trooper probably does not have significant personal assets that can be seized.

I once went to a low end jewelry store that had it's fixtures & inventory seized. The owner was going to have heart attack/stroke and had to be carried out. He was appalled at the low bids being brought for his inventory. He claimed it was like 20% of cost and he was ruined. Even if everything sold at 20%, it wouldn't satisfy the lease (as it was multiple years). Thus, his business is closed (no place to have it), and all the fixtures & inventory gone AND he still owes big time $$$$ after losing essentially everything.

Hopefully, the Trooper's lease is not for more than 12 months.

I seem to remember reading that they were paying something like $3k a month in rent? If that figure is accurate, they are in the WRONG BUSINESS! They need to be renting out kitchens!

Trooper does a CSI analysis and reports mysterious footprints on his table and a gash on the candy table as well as mysterious yellow liquid found at the Trooper kitchen. Somehow inspectors irreverantly disrespected the sanctity of the Trooper headquarters and now Trooper must undergo deep cleaning of the walls, ceiling tiles, and all equipment.

Trooper declares he will be fighting the inspectors as well as the kitchen landlord.

$3K a month lease for that kitchen closet? That cant be right. If it is they ****ed up bad! I would get it if they already had a bunch of catering clients. But candy at flea markets? Yikes.

Looks like he's back on Youtube trying to create drama with clickbait titles to bring in some revenue. Times must be hard.

Did Trooper do any research at all into leasing a commercial kitchen?

Just a quick Google search shows quite a few kitchens in Vegas. Did he throw a dart to pick one or selected this current one cause it was in Downtown and he used to live Downtown so he knew the area well?

This underdog mentality, this us against the world thinking is quite laughable when he continually puts himself in these spots. He loves swimming upstream, against the current then blames the water and gravity for being against him.

And I've mentioned this before, I hope he's doing cost analysis of each product they sell to make sure each is priced appropriately. It would be so Trooper like for their best sellers to not make much profit overall when you factor in labor and time.

Do you need a license to add THC to the marshmallows?

Any valid analysis would of suggested they not proceed.

The quality of management the chief impediment.

How did they open before the fire suppression system and inspection were completed?

Upandourway vloggers report on their live stream last night at the strip wherein numerous people were seen throwing up on Las Vegas Boulevard which was cordoned off. They had 10,000 viewers on their live stream which crashed the network and then a stampede like condition occurred on the strip. Later they provide a quality parking garage scene loading up their truck and drive back to California at 8 am prior to the traffic jam. Additionally a subscriber donates $100 on the live stream.

Wait until he discovers that you can buy marshmallows from Australia for far less than what he charges, delivered to your door, through a website that works?

Marshmallows, lollipops, peanut brittle.

What are three things most people over the age of 35 haven’t eaten in twenty years?

He might as well be selling this crap out of a windowless van driving through the neighborhoods of Las Vegas.

I’m guess that his great legal mind has concluded that his LLC will protect him from such an event.

Trooper throws a pity party like no-one else!

Next he will be asking for handouts via Patreon or someone will set up a go-fund-me on his behalf!

Seriously he is such a drama queen. So there was a gouge, and some foot prints on the bench. How the hell does that prevent him from making the batches of brittle for the Enchant market. He just loves being the victim so badly, and this just played right into his hand!

The only one deflecting here is you.

And no one is weirder than the homeless yeti-like creature eating all his meals on the hood of his car in the casino parking garage.

While what Trooper showed in his vlog is kinda shitty, maybe he should contact the company first and see what they say first before blasting them.

Here's their About Us page.

"Ace Fire Systems, LLC was established in 1993. Fire Protection runs deep at Ace Fire. We are locally owned and family-operated (4 generations of fire protection history).

Being family-owned and operated we understand the importance of having a good relationship with those we do business with."

Now we all know what kind of person Trooper is. I'm gonna give this company who has been in business for over three decades and is family operated the benefit of the doubt. You don't stay in business for that long unless you are a good business and makes things right when things go wrong.

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Rice, please save our hero with your magic spoon.

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