Joke of the day
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where heknows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful tohis wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I madelove to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partnerwhipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
Nice, those are great!
Misogamy alert!
It's an inside joke... Only @Crossnerd and I know the punchline.
What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish race.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar.
One deer says to the other one, "I can't believe I just blew 40 bucks!"
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Spoiler
Beer nuts are a $1.29. Deer nuts are under a buck.
i hate myself for finding that funny, well done
Obligatory Christmas Joke
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Spoiler
Santa Claus stopped at 3 Hos
