"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread

"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread

It's been about 9.5 years and 350K posts of epicness, but "It Lives, It Lives" can live no more. The OG LLSNL Chat Thre

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29 November 2019 at 06:28 PM
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Gogogogo SPC!!!!


I just received an email from Bovada that I am no longer welcome to play on their site due to my location. They are not hopeful for the future of online gambling in CO, are expecting further restrictions, and are proactively getting out in front of it. They're being nice and letting me play through the end of the month, but I only have until the end of day today to cash out [emoji854][emoji854][emoji854]


by AcePlayerDeluxe k

My two cents… Bend, OR or somewhere near it if on that side of the US.

Weird, I just saw Oregon license plates with a Bend window sticker 4 days ago.

GcluelesscoincidencewindownoobG

by miamicheats k

Flew too close to the sun. Played the pokerz 3x last week and won Covid.

Winning!

Gthatsucks,getbetterG


by squid face k

Major league heat advisories issued for today in the area she biked to last night. She has been focused on the weather and using it to her advantage. SPC saw an opportunity for a big push last night to avoid the high heat indexes for today. She may get held up a bit with evening t-storms when she swings into action once the heat of the day subsides. She had a great liesurly ride yesterday of 203 miles and was tired after staying up for 24hrs but feeling strong for the last 620 miles and will

I don't even know how people can exist outside at these temps, let alone ride a bicycle for hours on end thru it.

We're supposed to be getting 30+ C (i.e. 86+ F) here this weekend and I am not looking forward to it.

GnotafanoftheheatG


by Donat3llo k

I just received an email from Bovada that I am no longer welcome to play on their site due to my location. They are not hopeful for the future of online gambling in CO, are expecting further restrictions, and are proactively getting out in front of it. They're being nice and letting me play through the end of the month, but I only have until the end of day today to cash out [emoji854][emoji854][emoji854]

Sounds like the perfect time to HU4rolls on a PLO6 hi/lo heads up table


I'm with you, GG. I love my job, but when they offered to set me up for the opportunity to stay on as a civilian after I retire from the Air Force, I declined. Last medieval head kicking practice I held it was 101 degrees and 73 percent humidity. At 6pm. No thank you!


by JackInDaCrak k

Sounds like the perfect time to HU4rolls on a PLO6 hi/lo heads up table

Nah, cashed out to btc. Going to buy a few golf lessons and convert the rest to quarters [emoji3]


by Donat3llo k

Nah, cashed out to btc. Going to buy a few golf lessons and convert the rest to quarters [emoji3]

Here’s your first tip:

Buy more balls, you’re gonna need em

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Yer cashout may not be enough lessons to improve YOUR game. Jus' sayin'


My annual hockey golf tourney is coming up, was legit thinking of attempting to play one handed (especially since it is just for lols / best ball). Have decided to pass.

GifonlycuzI'dbesuperdejectedifIscoredthesameG


by King Spew k

Yer cashout may not be enough lessons to improve YOUR game. Jus' sayin'

You are not wrong. I could probably go from a 20hdcp to a 17hdcp just by keeping the driver in the bag.


Misinterpreted King's comment to be about poker lessons for Donat3llo.

High Stakes Poker came on one of my channels last night. Haven't watched for quite some time; was surprised to hear a new voice (Nick Schulman?) on the broadcast.

Didn't get quite as much into the strategy of what he thought players were doing as I expected. Different from Gabe; more poker-y and less "let's have fun with it" ,though still some of that. Overall, thought it was good.


by Donat3llo k

You are not wrong. I could probably go from a 20hdcp to a 17hdcp just by keeping the driver in the bag.

using golf handicap noob math that makes you 3x better a golfer than biden 17/6 = 2.83x better


the best thing about Joe's rambling chatter about golf is he didn't claim to be a 6, he said when he was VP he got down to a 6. That was 20 to 12 years ago.

At least I think that's what he said...


by Donat3llo k

You are not wrong. I could probably go from a 20hdcp to a 17hdcp just by keeping the driver in the bag.

At least you still get out there. Last time out for me was with you and JackCrack.

Funny story: Was playing with a client back in the 1980s and he always got frustrated. (I was playing close to scratch at the time and that probably contributed to his thinking his game was in the toilet)

Anyway, we get on the first tee and he finally asks me to help him score better than bogey golf. Frontside I got him to hit 5 iron off all the par fours/fives and then lay up to 100 yards with another 5... or even down to an 8. He had a good short game/ good putter. He shot 38 or 39.... something really low for him.

Get to the backside and he goes back to regular golf and trashes about.

"It's not fun" he says

"No, but you asked me to help you score better."


big dog's gotta eat


Happened to go to wsop.com today. The Main is on!


by King Spew k

Get to the backside and he goes back to regular golf and trashes about.

"It's not fun" he says

"No, but you asked me to help you score better."

At this point, scoring better is more fun, imo. I hit 5i > 9i > PW on the par 5 hole 12 at meadows, now.

I recently read that adding 20yds to your drive will get you .1 strokes per drive. 14 drives a round is 1.4 strokes. Avoiding one single penalty from a water hazard will get you 1.5 strokes. So one less OB and one less water hazard is 3.5 strokes per round.

by JackInDaCrak k

big dog's gotta eat

But also, this.


Why we talking about golf?? Back to winter sports please!!


How about biking? SPC over 3k miles now!


Got scammed hardcore this evening. Went to book hotel and didn't notice that the link given as hotel name.com also has @scambookers.com added to the end of it. Booked room for $X, and then got a confirmation that included a charge for $X+80. That's some serious booking fees.

Hello credit card? I'd like to dispute a charge.


by Garick k

How about biking? SPC over 3k miles now!

O/U 3.5 days for the finish.

Line is set, let the betting commence.


Wow that’s sick. Go SPC

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I have the over with ~100 mile efforts a day.


SPC is in the process of another 24 hr push. She will most likely end her day at mile 3199 which will be 204 miles. She sez last night trail had sections that were extremely slow going and it was tough. The high humidity/sweat/bugs made seeing difficult with her glasses. The guys got up and started at 2 am. Their longest rides have been 150 miles. SPC plans on riding hard till the finish. My $ is on her to dig deeper than they can even though they have 25 miles on her and they are riding as a team.

eta mile 3199 it the town of Ellensborrow West Virginia

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