Preflop bingo as chip leader

1/3 NLHE 9 handed

V - semi-drunk tilted station. Down over 2k and just wants to play bingo. Just rebought for 500 in green and announces he's sticking it in blind. MP.

H covers the whole table from CO. The only other competent player at the table is LAG in BB. Everyone besides V has between 300-650$. LAG has 350$. Everyone else is loose passive, LJ is a nit.

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UTG limps, UTG1 limps, V shoves 500 without looking (he announced this before the hand was dealt), folds to H who sees 8♠ 8♦...

Q1. Your action?

Q2. Your action if you were LJ?

Q3. Your action if you were BB?