View: 1oz silver coins are the ideal card protector

View: 1oz silver coins are the ideal card protector

Allow me to preface by saying that if you are playing exclusively stud or draw, I don’t think a card protector should be used. They are best for flop games where the hole cards you start with are the hold cards you go to showdown with. If you are dealt a seventh street hole card or draw cards, you will need to remove your card protector from your cards and replace it during the hand, which will create additional layers of complexity in your required motions. If, however, you are playing a mix that includes both flop and other variants, I think a card protector is reasonable: its utility during the flop games will more than make up for its inconvenience during other games and it would be absurd to remove or introduce it every time the game changes.

Some players oppose card protectors because they either feel it will give them a recreational image or provide other players additional methods to spot tells.

Regarding the former, it is my belief that no player who cares about money should strive for an image that is anything other than that of a recreational player. If it is more important to you to be respected by “pros” than to generate the additional action that a recreational image might generate for you, then it seems you are playing less for money than for social validation, and I believe there are better past-times for that. Poker players seem generally more reluctant than the general population to offer compassion or respect to those they encounter. If your priority is social validation, I recommend conducting a search for local activities that include judgement free zones.

Regarding poker tells, it is something you can conceal if you are aware of it. If you favor a unexploitable approach to tells, you can practice placing the card protector on your cards the same way every time and if you prefer exploitative tell strategies, the card protector will provide you additional methods of exploitation.

Players use many objects to protect their cards, most commonly a poker chip that is in play. Although I participated in this practice personally for many years, I now see it as cheap and unsanitary. Poker chips are filthy pieces of plastic or clay that have been circulated for years among some of the grubbiest fingers you can imagine. I once witnessed a drunkard drop a rack of $2 chips in a urinal.

Anyone who has played poker long enough will develop the ability to roll a round disc over their knuckles and as I sat with my silver coin that I frequently roll over my own knuckles in a tournament the other day, I was struck by the unimpressive and unsanitary performance of another player performing the trick with a filthy tournament chip. Even if his technique was perfect, the performance would not have matched even a reasonably conducted performance with a 1oz silver coin.

A silver coin can be purchased in uncirculated condition and silver has anti-bacterial properties that make it a far more sanitary and impressive option than a poker chip. You may be surprised to learn that before the days of refrigeration, people placed silver coins in their milk jugs to prolong the shelf life of the milk. Even today, silver continues to be used in various medical applications for its anti-bacterial properties. Silver is also shiny and a unique color so it will never be mistaken for a poker chip. Furthermore, you will never forget the part of your stack that is being used as a card protector when you intend to declare yourself all-in through shoving your chips in the middle.

People use a variety of other objects for card protectors but many of these are awkward sizes that cannot be used for knuckle-rolls or other chip tricks, clutter the table, and are often more fragile than a silver coin that will maintain its form even if dropped on the floor or subjected to other abuses.

The 1oz coin size is ideal and there are countless mints that produce coins or rounds of the size, which allows individuals to select a coin or round that personally speaks to them. An ounce of silver is not so expensive that it would be a great tragedy if it is lost or stolen; I have seen some people use gold coins or bars as card protectors and it would be a great tragedy to lose something so precious. People should remain aware that casinos are magnets for some of the most desperate people in society and not leave obvious temptation within view. To demonstrate the depths to which some will sink, I once had a flip phone stolen by a woman off a table in a casino food court in full view of the security cameras. She was willing to risk barring and prosecution for the sake of a phone that might have been worth $25 at the time.

Yet, silver is still precious enough that it won’t look out of place, even in the grandest of cardrooms. I’ve seen two instances of an individual using a copper 1oz round as a card protector in the past month and both times, I was struck by not only the cheapness of the player, but their foolishness to invest in a coin that likely cost them a few dollars while only containing 25 cents or so of copper value. Plastic coins sold by poker vendors as card protectors are unlikely to contain any kind of groundbreaking poker witticism and will feel light and cheap in the player's hand. Chips from other casinos will likely be in the same circulated condition as the active chips in play and may be similar enough in color or design to be mistaken for such chips.

1oz silver coins, in every respect, seem optimal for the purpose of card protection.

12 January 2024 at 09:13 PM
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I know who I'm voting for as the next Anthony Fauci to stop the next global pandemic that basically killed all of humanity last time.


I've been considering breaking out a card protector to help revamp my table image.


No comment on card protectors but if you have precious metal stuff at a poker table you can often sell it for a nice profit, well over market price.


i use a card from another deck as card protector


by Darth Sagebrush k

No comment on card protectors but if you have precious metal stuff at a poker table you can often sell it for a nice profit, well over market price.

A guy offered to trade his gold ring for my silver coin once. Crazy offer since a version of my coin can be purchased for around $32 online...yet I was still reluctant to swap, and not just because I had to assume his ring was fake for him to offer the trade. Various people I've interacted with at the table have handled my coin and their energy has now been imbued within it...it's not just a king Charles coronation coin to me anymore, it's Lucky Chucky, a fearless companion who has been through many interactions and battles at the table with me.

I think I'll start carrying another one with me for future trades or gifts I'm inspired to engage in. I told one dealer at our local casino that if she deals me a big enough pot someday, I might give her the coin...but if I did so, I'd rather give her a new one than my Lucky Chucky.

I should also start carrying a magnet and scale in my backpack to test authenticity in case future trades are offered.


by CrazyLond k

A guy offered to trade his gold ring for my silver coin once. Crazy offer since a version of my coin can be purchased for around $32 online...yet I was still reluctant to swap, and not just because I had to assume his ring was fake for him to offer the trade. Various people I've interacted with at the table have handled my coin and their energy has now been imbued within it...it's not just a king Charles coronation coin to me anymore, it's Lucky Chucky, a fearless companion who has been through

"King Charles" lol. Sorry, but that just sounds so childish. Monarch worship in 2024? Still?


Anyone who uses any card protector, other than a chip from their stack, is 100% a tool..


by Stu Ungar k

Anyone who uses any card protector, other than a chip from their stack, is 100% a tool..

Hot take lol. Goon.


by BrickMMA k

Hot take lol. Goon.

Prove me wrong, muppet..


by Stu Ungar k

Prove me wrong, muppet..

Already did, crackhead.


by BrickMMA k

Already did, crackhead.

Child, please..


Nothing is quite as pathetic as someone trying to get the last word in an Internet argument.


by AlanBostick k

Nothing is quite as pathetic as someone trying to get the last word in an Internet argument.

In before "I'm rubber and you're glue..."


My only objection is people who take it too far. I mean that's a cool figurine of Conan stabbing a giant snake but it's twice as big as the cards and hard to see if you are in the hand or just pretending your card protector is about to vivisect the dealer.


by BrickMMA k

"King Charles" lol. Sorry, but that just sounds so childish. Monarch worship in 2024? Still?

I owe the British monarchs a debt of gratitude for allowing me to renounce my allegiance to the crown without an issue.


if your op was going to be that long , you could have at least shilled us a site we could have bought this at..

i actually like the silver coin idea


by CrazyLond k

Regarding the former, it is my belief that no player who cares about money should strive for an image that is anything other than that of a recreational player. If it is more important to you to be respected by “pros” than to generate the additional action that a recreational image might generate for you, then it seems you are playing less for money than for social validation,

Stopped reading your essay right there.

Lots of good players seek a solid image and don't want to be perceived as recs. There's genuine mathematical advantages to this, consider the following scenarios and then you can extrapolate them to standard play:

- Targetting recs, not sharks: If you want to target recs (you do), you don't want to play agains sharks. It's in the shark's interest to mutually signal sharkhood to avoid mutual destruction. Same species animals in the wild rarely fight each other, they avoid fighting each other and resort to non lethat battling for honour if necessary.

- GAP Concept: Especially noticeable in short stack games, if you give the image that you'll call all ins, people will be less likely to go all in against you, you get to keep your blinds and squeezes.

You seem to be conflating good player with tight player, you feel that revealing your skill in the game will reveal your ranges, so that you will be predictable. So don't worry, reveal as much as you want, because you are not a good player, so there's nothing to reveal.


Unrelated note. Silver to gold price ratio is almost at that neat 1:100 ratio



by LoveThee k

Stopped reading your essay right there.

Lots of good players seek a solid image and don't want to be perceived as recs. There's genuine mathematical advantages to this, consider the following scenarios and then you can extrapolate them to standard play:

- Targetting recs, not sharks: If you want to target recs (you do), you don't want to play agains sharks. It's in the shark's interest to mutually signal sharkhood to avoid mutual destruction. Same species animals in the wild rarely fight each othe

You mention targeting recreational players, which I agree with if your objective is to win money, but that doesn't mean you should have to go out of your way to signal to pros that you fear confronting them. Ideally, you should be one of the best players in the games you play and so playing with other good players should be at worst a break-even proposition and not something you have to run from. Many bigger games are built around just one fish and if you want to win at decent stakes, you'll need to accept that you'll regularly have to deal with good players in the game.

And a good player won't fool a pro for long into thinking they're an amateur by using a card protector, because once they start playing well, good players will realize they are doing so and place more significance on that than whether they have a card protector.

Bad players, conversely, don't know what good play looks like and so if your non-play decisions indicate to them you are also a recreational player, you can more easily fool them and it will lead to additional opportunities to play with them. E.g. maybe they won't quit the game 4 handed when you're present because they assume there's at least one other recreational player at the table.


Update: I wearied of questions on King Charles and have ordered a replacement. It is black rhodium plated and a limited mintage proof coin designed with collectors in mind, but I'm willing to sacrifice its numismatic value by handling it to have the coolest card protector in town. I look forward to seeing what conversations it generates.




I changed my mind again. I'm just going to get a bunch of cool ones and switch them out.

Thank you to everyone for your attention.


Nah, we'll just stick with the alien one. The rest I'll keep preserved.

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