Daniel Negreanu's very own containment thread. All things Danny go here
how bad must he be when a girl falls asleep while making out and snores right after?
life fish..... food arrived but didn't eat it....
o well atleast the girl grinded him on the rails of a club, almost got kicked out for grinding? Kappa
And who the hell was that married guy made me laugh out loud
https://www.cardplayer.com/poker-news/29...
He may be a terrible poker player who lucked his way into a bracelet in an 89 player donkament, but he is going to be in a movie.
The same type of person who plays a Buffalo slot machine for 12hrs at $125 a pull and hits the jackpot for $1.2M after being down $12k.
RIP to Chainsaw's "What bother you today, Allen!?" segments.
Daniel might have to make them into slot machine sweats w/Chainsaw next year like Depaulo's daily WSOP vlogs.
The same type of person who plays a Buffalo slot machine for 12hrs at $125 a pull and hits the jackpot for $1.2M after being down $12k.
RIP to Chainsaw's "What bother you today, Allen!?" segments.
Daniel might have to make them into slot machine sweats w/Chainsaw next year like Depaulo's daily WSOP vlogs.
lol if you think 1.2mil jackpot is suddenly gonna make AK a happy well adjusted individual who isn't bitter and angry about the sun setting in the west every godamn day and the mac n cheese costing the same amount even if you get it without the brisket than you clearly know absolutely nothing about chainsaw.
lol if you think 1.2mil jackpot is suddenly gonna make AK a happy well adjusted individual who isn't bitter and angry about the sun setting in the west every godamn day and the mac n cheese costing the same amount even if you get it without the brisket than you clearly know absolutely nothing about chainsaw.
What's hilarious is he doesn't even get $1.2 million. The machine had a plate on it that states any jackpots over 500K are paid in a reduced lump sum or 20 years of annuity payments. Kessler isn't convinced he has 20 years left so he is taking the lump sum, which drops his prize by a third, down into the 800K range. And then of course there is the tax hit he'll pay on that (minus of course all his losses he can claim, which I'm sure he has plenty if he's dumping $125/spin and playing slots for 12+ hours while he eats unseasoned, dry chicken chunks and sips on a diet Tab soda.
lol yup except for the food of course as he only eats food comped from the childrens menu.
What's hilarious is he doesn't even get $1.2 million. The machine had a plate on it that states any jackpots over 500K are paid in a reduced lump sum or 20 years of annuity payments. Kessler isn't convinced he has 20 years left so he is taking the lump sum, which drops his prize by a third, down into the 800K range. And then of course there is the tax hit he'll pay on that (minus of course all his losses he can claim, which I'm sure he has plenty if he's dumping $125/spin and playing slots fo
You tried so hard to make winning over 500k sound bad.
What's hilarious is he doesn't even get $1.2 million. The machine had a plate on it that states any jackpots over 500K are paid in a reduced lump sum or 20 years of annuity payments. Kessler isn't convinced he has 20 years left so he is taking the lump sum, which drops his prize by a third, down into the 800K range. And then of course there is the tax hit he'll pay on that (minus of course all his losses he can claim, which I'm sure he has plenty if he's dumping $125/spin and playing slots fo
not here to fully explain slots, but he is not dumping 125 ,, think of it as losing 12.50 every time he does that . as the machine doesnt gobble up all 125 , as it goes to bonus and you are making back 90% or so on avg
Lol, how much do you think he's dumped into those machines over his lifetime? He even said in an interview if he had to choose between only playing poker or only playing slots he'd choose slots because he loves them so much.
The only one winning is the casino when Kessler is in town. Not only do they get to screw him out of 400K of his jackpot win, but they save money by not putting any seasoning or sauce on his chicken too.
Lol, how much do you think he's dumped into those machines over his lifetime? He even said in an interview if he had to choose between only playing poker or only playing slots he'd choose slots because he loves them so much.
The only one winning is the casino when Kessler is in town. Not only do they get to screw him out of 400K of his jackpot win, but they save money by not putting any seasoning or sauce on his chicken too.
He was not screwed out of anything. It is clearly stated and if he wants 1.2mil he certainly can. It is his choice. These options are very standard.
I guess ever MegaMillions and PowerBall winner is getting screwed. I guess ever person taking a retirement annuity is getting screwed.
He was not screwed out of anything. It is clearly stated and if he wants 1.2mil he certainly can. It is his choice. These options are very standard.
I guess ever MegaMillions and PowerBall winner is getting screwed. I guess ever person taking a retirement annuity is getting screwed.
The reason id say it's screwing someone over is bc up to 500k it's in today's money.
It's a jackpot based on how much money players put into the machine since it last hit. So it's worth less at 501k than it is at 499k which is total horse ****.
This was at an Indian casino so they can do whatever they want but at a regulated casino I don't see how that sort of thing is legal. The jackpot is supposed to go up the more people feed the machine not go down.
The up to 500k should still have to be paid in today's money and then the amount over it can be over 20 years. At least that's fair.
The reason id say it's screwing someone over is bc up to 500k it's in today's money.
It's a jackpot based on how much money players put into the machine since it last hit. So it's worth less at 501k than it is at 499k which is total horse ****.
This was at an Indian casino so they can do whatever they want but at a regulated casino I don't see how that sort of thing is legal. The jackpot is supposed to go up the more people feed the machine not go down.
The up to 500k should still have to be paid i
But, and I don’t know this particular machine, I suspect the jackpot does not reset below $500K. These JPs don’t reset to and start at zero. Heck I would not be surprised if the initial value is $1mil. I do know the machines my wife has hit, only mid 5digit for largest, never reset to zero. In fact I have never seen a JP rest to zero. Even the penny machines with a minor prize that must hit by $50, only reset to $25.
If, and this is VERY DOUBTFUL, this particular machine resets to less than $500K, you have a minor argument. But I still doubt this is the situation.
Lol, how much do you think he's dumped into those machines over his lifetime? He even said in an interview if he had to choose between only playing poker or only playing slots he'd choose slots because he loves them so much.
The only one winning is the casino when Kessler is in town. Not only do they get to screw him out of 400K of his jackpot win, but they save money by not putting any seasoning or sauce on his chicken too.
Again, you're trying REALLY hard to make winning over 500k sound bad.
But, and I don’t know this particular machine, I suspect the jackpot does not reset below $500K. These JPs don’t reset to and start at zero. Heck I would not be surprised if the initial value is $1mil. I do know the machines my wife has hit, only mid 5digit for largest, never reset to zero. In fact I have never seen a JP rest to zero. Even the penny machines with a minor prize that must hit by $50, only reset to $25.
If, and this is VERY DOUBTFUL, this particular machine resets to less than $500
If you're right i agree with you. If it resets to below 500k it's a scam.
Good thing all these Kessler slot machine posts are in the Negreanu containment thread.
Fore going to bat for big companies grifting normal people out of money is very on brand.
lol if you think 1.2mil jackpot is suddenly gonna make AK a happy well adjusted individual who isn't bitter and angry about the sun setting in the west every godamn day and the mac n cheese costing the same amount even if you get it without the brisket than you clearly know absolutely nothing about chainsaw.
Is the mac and cheese story based on real events? Like he ordered a mac and chese brisket combo but didnt want the brisket and complained?
not here to fully explain slots, but he is not dumping 125 ,, think of it as losing 12.50 every time he does that . as the machine doesnt gobble up all 125 , as it goes to bonus and you are making back 90% or so on avg
although you do have a point you are forgetting one fact. The around 90% return to player includes features and either it also includes the jackpot or there is an additional jackpot contribution.
So it really depends how top heavy the pay outs of a specific machine are but your expected return without hitting the main feature is probably not above 70% range and might be quite a bit lower even.
But, and I don’t know this particular machine, I suspect the jackpot does not reset below $500K. These JPs don’t reset to and start at zero. Heck I would not be surprised if the initial value is $1mil. I do know the machines my wife has hit, only mid 5digit for largest, never reset to zero. In fact I have never seen a JP rest to zero. Even the penny machines with a minor prize that must hit by $50, only reset to $25.
If, and this is VERY DOUBTFUL, this particular machine resets to less than $500
Where the hell do you think that 500k is coming from? If you think the casino puts it up, man have i got news for you. Its all from jackpot contribution. I saw jackpots that could be set up in a way they would be shown at 5k or what ever number you wanted and couldn't all before the 5k in jackpot contribution was hit. Not sure what nevadas legislation is in regards to these jackpot but if you think there is a cent of money in the jackpot that doesnt come from a players pocket you would be wrong.
