*** January 2025 High Stakes Thread ***

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
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tobbeb95 (SB): $4,875.00 (98 bb)
Pass_72 (BB): $13,027.78 (261 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($75)
tobbeb95 (SB) raises to $150, Pass_72 (BB) 3-bets to $450, tobbeb95 (SB) calls $300

Flop: ($900) 4♣ 2♥ 3♠ (2 players)
Pass_72 (BB) checks, tobbeb95 (SB) checks

Turn: ($900) T♥ (2 players)
Pass_72 (BB) bets $224.44, tobbeb95 (SB) raises to $1,275, Pass_72 (BB) calls $1,050.56

River: ($3,450) 9♥ (2 players)
Pass_72 (BB) bets $3,447.75, tobbeb95 (SB) calls $3,150 (all-in)

Total pot: $9,750 (Rake: $2.25)

Showdown:
Pass_72 (BB) shows J♥ A♦ A♥ 4♥ (a flush, Ace high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 65%, Flop: 4%, Turn: 13%, River: 100%)

tobbeb95 (SB) shows 3♥ 3♦ 6♥ 5♥ (a flush, Ten high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 35%, Flop: 96%, Turn: 88%, River: 0%)

Pass_72 (BB) wins $9,747.75

Russian humor?

i once had a russian roommate

he would often say "oh i need to tell you this funny joke"

i'm sure it was lost in translation and culture but they never made any sense in english despite that it was so funny to him he'd be cracking up while telling it

only one i kind of remember went something like this:

this russian guy is sitting at a park bench and a bird lands on his penis, another bird flies down and lands on his penis as well, soon there are many birds on his penis

a bulgarian walks by and says "woah that's a big penis to have so many birds"

the russian guy responds "but the birds are tiny"

apparently this is the funniest joke ever

Which prison?

CoinPoker, Hold'em No Limit - ₮50/₮100 - 5 players

riggedeck (UTG): ₮19,746 (197 bb)
MunEZStaRR (MP): ₮11,394.16 (114 bb)
DKaladjurdjevic (BU): ₮21,813.67 (218 bb)
KevinPaque (SB): ₮13,675 (137 bb)
Enlight (BB): ₮14,548.16 (145 bb)

Pre-Flop: (₮150)
riggedeck (UTG) raises to ₮225, MP folds, DKaladjurdjevic (BU) calls ₮225, KevinPaque (SB) calls ₮175, BB folds

Flop: (₮775) K♠ A♥ Q♠ (3 players)
KevinPaque checks, riggedeck bets ₮581.25, DKaladjurdjevic calls ₮581.25, KevinPaque folds

Turn: (₮1,937.50) 9♥ (2 players)
riggedeck bets ₮1,453.12, DKaladjurdjevic calls ₮1,453.12

River: (₮4,843.74) 5♦ (2 players)
riggedeck bets ₮17,486.63 (all-in), DKaladjurdjevic calls ₮17,486.63

Total pot: ₮39,817 (Rake: ₮0)

Showdown:
riggedeck shows Q♦ J♣ (Pair of Queens)
DKaladjurdjevic shows A♠ T♣ (Pair of Aces)

DKaladjurdjevic wins ₮39,817

CoinPoker, Hold'em No Limit - ₮50/₮100 - 5 players

MunEZStaRR (UTG): ₮24,148.75 (241 bb)
KevinPaque (BU): ₮12,678.46 (127 bb)
DKaladjurdjevic (SB): ₮17,568 (176 bb)
Enlight (BB): ₮13,034.24 (130 bb)
riggedeck: ₮30,299.05 (303 bb)

Pre-Flop: (₮150)
riggedeck raises to ₮225, 2 players fold, DKaladjurdjevic (SB) raises to ₮1,000, BB folds, riggedeck calls ₮775

Flop: (₮2,100) Q♣ 3♥ 2♦ (2 players)
DKaladjurdjevic checks, riggedeck bets ₮630, DKaladjurdjevic raises to ₮2,310, riggedeck calls ₮1,680

Turn: (₮6,720) 7♦ (2 players)
DKaladjurdjevic bets ₮4,440, riggedeck calls ₮4,440

River: (₮15,600) 4♠ (2 players)
DKaladjurdjevic bets ₮9,818 (all-in), riggedeck calls ₮9,818

Total pot: ₮35,236 (Rake: ₮0)

Showdown:
DKaladjurdjevic shows A♦ K♣ (Ace high)
riggedeck shows 6♦ 5♦ (Straight, Seven high)

riggedeck wins ₮35,236

CoinPoker, Hold'em No Limit - ₮50/₮100 - 4 players

asianflushie (SB): ₮20,845 (208 bb)
KevinPaque (BB): ₮10,237.60 (102 bb)
IgnacioMoron: ₮11,976 (120 bb)
lolvoidaments (BU): ₮10,200 (102 bb)

Pre-Flop: (₮150)
1 player folds, lolvoidaments (BU) raises to ₮250, SB folds, KevinPaque calls ₮150

Flop: (₮550) 8♣ 6♠ 8♥ (2 players)
KevinPaque checks, lolvoidaments bets ₮137.50, KevinPaque raises to ₮450, lolvoidaments calls ₮312.50

Turn: (₮1,450) Q♦ (2 players)
KevinPaque bets ₮1,087.50, lolvoidaments raises to ₮2,537.50, KevinPaque raises to ₮5,075, lolvoidaments calls ₮2,537.50

River: (₮10,100) Q♠ (2 players)
KevinPaque bets ₮4,462.60 (all-in), lolvoidaments calls ₮4,425 (all-in)

Total pot: ₮20,450 (Rake: ₮0)

Showdown:
KevinPaque shows K♦ 8♦ (Full house, Eights full of Queens)
lolvoidaments shows A♣ Q♥ (Full house, Queens full of Eights)

lolvoidaments wins ₮20,450

CoinPoker, Hold'em No Limit - ₮50/₮100 - 4 players

iWasOnly17 (BB): ₮14,710 (147 bb)
riggedeck (BU): ₮29,624.80 (296 bb)
lolvoidaments (SB): ₮10,000 (100 bb)
KevinPaque: ₮24,295.20 (243 bb)

Pre-Flop: (₮150)
riggedeck (BU) raises to ₮250, SB folds, iWasOnly17 calls ₮150

Flop: (₮550) 7♥ Q♣ 7♠ (2 players)
iWasOnly17 checks, riggedeck bets ₮165, iWasOnly17 calls ₮165

Turn: (₮880) T♠ (2 players)
iWasOnly17 checks, riggedeck bets ₮1,820, iWasOnly17 calls ₮1,820

River: (₮4,520) 7♣ (2 players)
iWasOnly17 checks, riggedeck bets ₮27,389.80 (all-in), iWasOnly17 activated time-bank and calls ₮12,475 (all-in)

Total pot: ₮29,470 (Rake: ₮0)

Showdown:
riggedeck shows K♦ 5♦ (Three of a kind, Sevens)
iWasOnly17 shows 9♣ 7♦ (Four of a kind, Sevens)

iWasOnly17 wins ₮29,470

kevin only two more day 33 from being back in the mix

CoinPoker, Hold'em No Limit - §50/§100 - 3 players
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KevinPaque (BU): §9,975 (100 bb)
riggedeck (SB): §11,810.50 (118 bb)
asianflushie (BB): §12,614.50 (126 bb)

Pre-Flop: (§150)
KevinPaque (BU) raises to §250, 1 fold, asianflushie (BB) 3-bets to §1,200, KevinPaque (BU) calls §950

Flop: (§2,450) 3♠ 8♣ 7♦ (2 players)
asianflushie (BB) bets §1,225, KevinPaque (BU) calls §1,225

Turn: (§4,900) 3♣ (2 players)
asianflushie (BB) bets §2,450, KevinPaque (BU) calls §2,450

River: (§9,800) 3♦ (2 players)
asianflushie (BB) checks, KevinPaque (BU) bets §5,100 (all-in), asianflushie (BB) calls §5,100

Total pot: §20,000 (Rake: §0)

Showdown:
KevinPaque (BU) shows 6♣ 7♣ (a full house, Threes full of Sevens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 42%, Flop: 80%, Turn: 91%, River: 100%)

asianflushie (BB) shows A♥ K♠ (three of a kind, Threes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 58%, Flop: 20%, Turn: 9%, River: 0%)

KevinPaque (BU) wins §20,000

♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

CoinPoker, Hold'em No Limit - §50/§100 - 3 players
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asianflushie (BU): §12,414.50 (124 bb)
KevinPaque (SB): §10,000 (100 bb)
riggedeck (BB): §11,985.50 (120 bb)

Pre-Flop: (§150)
asianflushie (BU) raises to §250, KevinPaque (SB) 3-bets to §1,100, riggedeck (BB) 4-bets to §2,400, 1 fold, KevinPaque (SB) 5-bets to §10,000 (all-in), riggedeck (BB) calls §7,600

Flop: (§20,250) T♥ 2♣ K♠ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (§20,250) A♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (§20,250) 6♠ (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: §20,250 (Rake: §0)

Showdown:
KevinPaque (SB) shows T♣ T♦ (three of a kind, Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 19%, Flop: 88%, Turn: 86%, River: 100%)

riggedeck (BB) shows Q♥ Q♦ (a pair of Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 81%, Flop: 12%, Turn: 14%, River: 0%)

KevinPaque (SB) wins §10,125
riggedeck (BB) wins §10,125

CoinPoker, Hold'em No Limit - ₮50/₮100 - 3 players

asianflushie (BB): ₮11,057.50 (111 bb)
riggedeck (BU): ₮10,462.50 (105 bb)
KevinPaque (SB): ₮11,405 (114 bb)

Pre-Flop: (₮150)
riggedeck (BU) raises to ₮250, SB folds, asianflushie calls ₮150

Flop: (₮550) 7♠ 4♣ 9♥ (2 players)
asianflushie checks, riggedeck checks

Turn: (₮550) Q♠ (2 players)
asianflushie checks, riggedeck bets ₮412.50, asianflushie calls ₮412.50

River: (₮1,375) 3♥ (2 players)
asianflushie checks, riggedeck bets ₮1,031.25, asianflushie raises to ₮4,000, riggedeck raises to ₮9,800 (all-in), asianflushie folds

Total pot: ₮9,375 (Rake: ₮0)

riggedeck shows Q♦ 5♦ (Pair of Queens)

riggedeck wins ₮9,375

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
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AmSoGood (SB): $6,433.26 (129 bb)
BERRI SWEET (BB): $5,000.00 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($75)
AmSoGood (SB) raises to $150, BERRI SWEET (BB) calls $100

Flop: ($300) 2♣ 5♣ 4♦ (2 players)
BERRI SWEET (BB) checks, AmSoGood (SB) bets $148.88, BERRI SWEET (BB) calls $148.88

Turn: ($597.76) 7♣ (2 players)
BERRI SWEET (BB) checks, AmSoGood (SB) checks

River: ($597.76) A♦ (2 players)
BERRI SWEET (BB) bets $196.52, AmSoGood (SB) calls $196.52

Total pot: $990.80 (Rake: $2.25)

Showdown:
BERRI SWEET (BB) shows 7♠ 6♥ T♦ 6♠ (a pair of Sevens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 60%, Flop: 26%, Turn: 18%, River: 0%)

AmSoGood (SB) shows 4♥ 3♥ 4♣ A♠ (a straight, Ace to Five)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 40%, Flop: 74%, Turn: 83%, River: 100%)

AmSoGood (SB) wins $988.55

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
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BERRI SWEET (SB): $6,910.76 (138 bb)
AmSoGood (BB): $6,517.38 (130 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($75)
BERRI SWEET (SB) raises to $150, AmSoGood (BB) 3-bets to $450, BERRI SWEET (SB) calls $300

Flop: ($900) J♠ 6♦ K♥ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) bets $448.88, BERRI SWEET (SB) calls $448.88

Turn: ($1,797.76) 3♣ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) bets $1,256.86, BERRI SWEET (SB) calls $1,256.86

River: ($4,311.48) 8♦ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) bets $4,309.23, BERRI SWEET (SB) folds

Total pot: $4,311.48 (Rake: $2.25)
AmSoGood (BB) wins $4,309.23

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
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BERRI SWEET (SB): $5,243.25 (105 bb)
AmSoGood (BB): $5,197.75 (104 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($75)
BERRI SWEET (SB) raises to $150, AmSoGood (BB) 3-bets to $450, BERRI SWEET (SB) calls $300

Flop: ($900) 7♠ K♣ J♥ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) bets $448.88, BERRI SWEET (SB) calls $448.88

Turn: ($1,797.76) K♦ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) bets $359.10, BERRI SWEET (SB) calls $359.10

River: ($2,515.96) 8♦ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) bets $502.74, BERRI SWEET (SB) calls $502.74

Total pot: $3,521.44 (Rake: $2.25)

Showdown:
AmSoGood (BB) shows T♥ J♦ A♣ J♣ (a full house, Jacks full of Kings)
BERRI SWEET (SB) mucks
AmSoGood (BB) wins $3,519.19

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
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BERRI SWEET (SB): $5,611.50 (112 bb)
AmSoGood (BB): $8,041.37 (161 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($75)
BERRI SWEET (SB) raises to $150, AmSoGood (BB) 3-bets to $450, BERRI SWEET (SB) calls $300

Flop: ($900) 6♦ J♣ Q♥ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) bets $448.88, BERRI SWEET (SB) calls $448.88

Turn: ($1,797.76) 7♠ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) bets $1,795.51, BERRI SWEET (SB) calls $1,795.51

River: ($5,388.78) 7♦ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) bets $5,346.98 (all-in), BERRI SWEET (SB) folds

Total pot: $5,388.78 (Rake: $2.25)
AmSoGood (BB) wins $5,386.53

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
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BERRI SWEET (SB): $6,120.89 (122 bb)
AmSoGood (BB): $5,000.00 (100 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($75)
BERRI SWEET (SB) raises to $150, AmSoGood (BB) calls $100

Flop: ($300) K♥ 9♦ 3♥ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) checks, BERRI SWEET (SB) bets $223.31, AmSoGood (BB) calls $223.31

Turn: ($746.62) 3♦ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) checks, BERRI SWEET (SB) bets $357.30, AmSoGood (BB) calls $357.30

River: ($1,461.22) J♣ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) checks, BERRI SWEET (SB) checks

Total pot: $1,461.22 (Rake: $2.25)

Showdown:
BERRI SWEET (SB) shows 7♣ J♥ K♣ A♣ (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 51%, Flop: 50%, Turn: 48%, River: 100%)

AmSoGood (BB) shows 7♥ 2♥ 2♦ 6♦ (two pair, Threes and Twos)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 49%, Flop: 50%, Turn: 53%, River: 0%)

BERRI SWEET (SB) wins $1,458.97

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
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BERRI SWEET (SB): $5,000.00 (100 bb)
AmSoGood (BB): $10,186.16 (204 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($75)
BERRI SWEET (SB) raises to $150, AmSoGood (BB) calls $100

Flop: ($300) J♣ A♦ 4♦ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) checks, BERRI SWEET (SB) bets $223.31, AmSoGood (BB) calls $223.31

Turn: ($746.62) T♠ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) checks, BERRI SWEET (SB) bets $744.37, AmSoGood (BB) calls $744.37

River: ($2,235.36) 9♥ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) checks, BERRI SWEET (SB) checks

Total pot: $2,235.36 (Rake: $2.25)

Showdown:
BERRI SWEET (SB) shows A♣ A♠ K♣ 6♣ (three of a kind, Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 58%, Flop: 67%, Turn: 80%, River: 100%)

AmSoGood (BB) shows T♣ J♦ 8♦ 3♥ (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 42%, Flop: 33%, Turn: 20%, River: 0%)

BERRI SWEET (SB) wins $2,233.11

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
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BERRI SWEET (SB): $5,281.05 (106 bb)
AmSoGood (BB): $6,722.35 (134 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($75)
BERRI SWEET (SB) raises to $150, AmSoGood (BB) calls $100

Flop: ($300) 3♠ A♣ K♠ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) checks, BERRI SWEET (SB) bets $223.31, AmSoGood (BB) calls $223.31

Turn: ($746.62) J♣ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) checks, BERRI SWEET (SB) checks

River: ($746.62) 5♠ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) bets $245.64, BERRI SWEET (SB) raises to $999, AmSoGood (BB) calls $753.36

Total pot: $2,744.62 (Rake: $2.25)

Showdown:
BERRI SWEET (SB) shows T♠ 9♥ 3♥ 4♠ (a flush, King high)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 49%, Flop: 53%, Turn: 70%, River: 0%)

AmSoGood (BB) shows 2♦ 9♠ 7♥ Q♠ (a flush, King high - higher flush)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 51%, Flop: 47%, Turn: 30%, River: 100%)

AmSoGood (BB) wins $2,742.37

Does this count as an avatar swap?

CoinPoker, Hold'em No Limit - ₮50/₮100 - 3 players

DKaladjurdjevic (BU): ₮10,431.50 (104 bb)
Enlight (SB): ₮10,000 (100 bb)
riggedeck (BB): ₮10,100 (101 bb)

Pre-Flop: (₮150)
DKaladjurdjevic (BU) raises to ₮250, SB folds, riggedeck calls ₮150

Flop: (₮550) 4♦ 5♥ Q♣ (2 players)
riggedeck checks, DKaladjurdjevic bets ₮220, riggedeck calls ₮220

Turn: (₮990) J♠ (2 players)
riggedeck checks, DKaladjurdjevic bets ₮1,485, riggedeck raises to ₮3,500, DKaladjurdjevic calls ₮2,015

River: (₮7,990) 4♣ (2 players)
riggedeck bets ₮6,130 (all-in), DKaladjurdjevic calls ₮6,130

Total pot: ₮20,250 (Rake: ₮0)

Showdown:
riggedeck shows 3♦ 2♦ (Pair of Fours)
DKaladjurdjevic shows K♠ Q♥ (Two pair, Queens and Fours)

DKaladjurdjevic wins ₮20,250

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
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BERRI SWEET (SB): $6,784.22 (136 bb)
AmSoGood (BB): $5,951.32 (119 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($75)
BERRI SWEET (SB) raises to $150, AmSoGood (BB) 3-bets to $450, BERRI SWEET (SB) calls $300

Flop: ($900) 9♠ 4♣ 7♠ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) bets $448.88, BERRI SWEET (SB) calls $448.88

Turn: ($1,797.76) 2♠ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) bets $359.10, BERRI SWEET (SB) raises to $1,399, AmSoGood (BB) calls $1,039.90

River: ($4,595.76) 7♥ (2 players)
AmSoGood (BB) checks, BERRI SWEET (SB) bets $4,486.34 (all-in), AmSoGood (BB) calls $3,653.44 (all-in)

Total pot: $11,902.64 (Rake: $2.25)

Showdown:
BERRI SWEET (SB) shows 9♣ 7♣ J♠ A♦ (a full house, Sevens full of Nines)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 52%, Flop: 47%, Turn: 50%, River: 50%)

AmSoGood (BB) shows 9♦ 7♦ K♣ T♣ (a full house, Sevens full of Nines)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 48%, Flop: 53%, Turn: 50%, River: 50%)

BERRI SWEET (SB) wins $5,950.19
AmSoGood (BB) wins $5,950.20

PokerStars, Omaha Pot Limit - $25/$50 - 2 players
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AmSoGood (SB): $7,398.33 (148 bb)
BERRI SWEET (BB): $6,012.62 (120 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($75)
AmSoGood (SB) raises to $150, BERRI SWEET (BB) 3-bets to $450, AmSoGood (SB) 4-bets to $1,350, BERRI SWEET (BB) calls $900

Flop: ($2,700) T♥ 8♦ 4♣ (2 players)
BERRI SWEET (BB) bets $2,697.75, AmSoGood (SB) raises to $6,048.33 (all-in), BERRI SWEET (BB) calls $1,964.87 (all-in)

First Turn: ($12,025.24) Q♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)

First River: ($12,025.24) 9♠ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Second Turn: ($12,025.24) 4♥ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Second River: ($12,025.24) 6♣ (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $12,025.24 (Rake: $2.25)

First Showdown: Board: T♥ 8♦ 4♣ Q♣ 9♠

AmSoGood (SB) shows A♥ Q♦ J♣ A♦
BERRI SWEET (BB) shows 7♣ J♦ 8♠ 9♦
AmSoGood (SB) wins $3,005.75
BERRI SWEET (BB) wins $3,005.75

Second Showdown: Board: T♥ 8♦ 4♣ 4♥ 6♣

AmSoGood (SB) shows A♥ Q♦ J♣ A♦
BERRI SWEET (BB) shows 7♣ J♦ 8♠ 9♦
BERRI SWEET (BB) wins $6,011.49

CoinPoker, Hold'em No Limit - ₮50/₮100 - 3 players

riggedeck (BU): ₮22,800 (228 bb)
Enlight (SB): ₮10,125 (101 bb)
DKaladjurdjevic (BB): ₮13,997 (140 bb)

Pre-Flop: (₮150)
BU folds, Enlight (SB) calls ₮50, DKaladjurdjevic checks

Flop: (₮200) 6♣ K♥ 7♦ (2 players)
Enlight bets ₮100, DKaladjurdjevic calls ₮100

Turn: (₮400) 9♥ (2 players)
Enlight bets ₮400, DKaladjurdjevic raises to ₮1,800, Enlight calls ₮1,400

River: (₮4,000) 4♦ (2 players)
Enlight checks, DKaladjurdjevic checks

Total pot: ₮4,000 (Rake: ₮0)

Showdown:
Enlight shows J♣ 8♥ (High card, King)
DKaladjurdjevic shows A♥ 8♣ (High card, Ace)

DKaladjurdjevic wins ₮4,000

I would say that's a nice upgrade