The Great Chuck Norris Has Passed Away Aged 86
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0le8e...
Sad - seemed like a cool dude. I thought it would be nice to eulogize him with some of his epic jokes - I'll start it off with some classics:
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
RIP! Say hi to Bruce for us.
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Conan pulling that humongous lever to flash to walker texas Ranger scenes , just totally out of nowhere, were the best
Just insane to think Kareem is the only one left with a link to Bruce. It seems like 2 lifetimes ago. Kareem is only 78 so we could see him going another generation. Wow.
Sad - seemed like a cool dude. I thought it would be nice to eulogize him with some of his epic jokes - I'll start it off with some classics:
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
RIP! Say hi to Bruce for us.
norris, was a hero to most but he never meant sh........ -chuck d
chuck norris mined bitcoin with a pen and paper
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
When Chuck Norris installs Windows, Microsoft accepts his terms and conditions.
Carlos did well...RIP
Chuck Norris doesn't get the flu vaccine. The flu gets the Chuck Norris vaccine.
Just insane to think Kareem is the on
Well, aside from his daughter & widow—who turned 81 *today• (b 3/21/45).
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Bruce’s birth & resting places were great pre-Internet trivia questions. And it WAS two lifetimes ago, if you’re like Kurt Cobain.
Those home movies of Bruce rocking Kareem holding a heavy bag are pretty wild. I cannot imagine why Tarantino & Pitt chose to portray Bruce the way they did, we’re lucky it didn’t start WWIII.
Chuck actually died 20 years ago.......Death finally got the courage to tell him.
