How Can I Find A Loan Shark??

I'm trying to find a "Loan Shark" or someone who can help me get a loan for about $5k-$6k.

Before anyone asks... YES I know the interest rates are/will be VERY high in comparison to ANY other for of ANY loans and that absolutely ANY "missed payments" of ANY kind could in fact he "Hazardous to my health".
Also before anyone asks --- it is for "personal use". I was out of work for about 3 months for a "family medical emergency". The loan is MAINLY for things such as bills and medical expenses for my 2 year old Autistic Son.

ALSO...
I AM working and full time. I had to take 3 months off for a family medical emergency which is why I am a bit behind.

I will be able to pay back fairly quickly.
Thanks for reading... God Bless.