Need A Loan shark in the UK

Need A Loan shark in the UK

Made an account on this forum as i couldn't think of anywhere else to pose this question, I have bad credit from all the stupid stuff i bumped in my younger years so payday loans and credit cards are no an option.
I am employed full time, walk out with £400 a week after tax so not great not bad, anyway i am a self confessed degenerate lol nothing to be proud off, so one week i can be living like a king and the next praying on the following pay day.
i have had a very rough few weeks and need bailing out before the missus finds out what i have been up to, i know the rates will be ridiculous and that a loan shark is not someone you want to be ****ing about, but paying it back wont be a problem, and i do value my knee caps so .......

Anyway thanks in advance anyone that could give me some info maybe pm me.

And a bravo in advance to anyone who make a mockery of this op i shall not be enticed by your comments but simply sit back and laugh 😀

Cheers Guys (n Gals)

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16 September 2015 at 10:46 AM
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Loan sharks in the UK operate illegally and often charge high interest rates, leading to unmanageable debt and dangerous situations. They are not regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA), making them unsuitable for repayment. Alternatives to loan sharks include credit unions, government schemes, online lenders, and debt help charities. If struggling financially, seeking financial advice, negotiating with creditors, and avoiding quick fixes are recommended. If involved, contact the Illegal Money Lending Team or report harassment to the police. It is crucial to avoid turning to illegal money lenders and explore safer, legal alternatives. Help is available, and you don't have to face these challenges alone.


It's important to approach this topic with caution. Loan sharks are illegal lenders who operate without authorization and often exploit borrowers with extremely high interest rates and unfair practices. Using their services can lead to financial and legal troubles.

If you need financial assistance, consider these safer options:

Speak with your bank or credit union: They might have personal loan options available at reasonable rates.
Explore government assistance programs: There may be schemes or grants designed to help people in need.
Seek help from a registered lender: Ensure any lender you work with is authorized by the Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) in the UK.
Consult a debt charity: Organizations like StepChange or Citizens Advice can provide guidance and help you manage your finances.
Avoid illegal money lenders at all costs, as their practices can be predatory and lead to serious issues. Let me know if you’d like advice on finding legitimate financial help!


Using a loan shark in the UK is illegal and highly risky. Loan sharks often charge exorbitant interest rates, use threats or intimidation for repayment, and can lead to severe financial and legal consequences. It’s safer to explore legitimate lending options or seek financial advice.

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