***What a Waste of Time; I Mean, What a Bold Choice February LC Thread***
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At a cashier job I worked during college summers, there was a real dumbass on the crew who thought the funniest thing
Have no idea what thread it was but a few months ago we were discussing cucumber lime Gatorade. Finally had one and it was awesome. Would recommend.
hard saying not willing to plunge into a cesspool of sucking up to common thought
oh hi i do not even want to dip a toe into the brackish waters of a michigan beach
and how the **** does a river even catch on fire anyway
For the second time, someone stole a box of garbage off my porch. It was there waiting for my next outing to take to the trash. One must assume that it wasn’t the same guy from a year ago.
Ironically, I’ve never had a package go missing from my porch.
Better luck next time thief.
I've heard stories (probably apocryphal) of people putting trash/dog **** in Amazon-type boxes and leaving it on their porch, with a note inside to the effect of: "**** you, *******."
I've heard stories (probably apocryphal) of people putting trash/dog **** in Amazon-type boxes and leaving it on their porch, with a note inside to the effect of: "**** you, *******."
The concern for me would be them opening it right away, knowing which house it came from, and smearing the **** on the house/door or something. Or having the address from the package and coming back to enact some revenge.
