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please take your bitch ass tricks somewhere else
only straight cash peddling homey
unbelievably crappy super bowl
does that mean 6 more weeks of winter?
It's baseball season!
According to Davy Andrews at
, it's "when grainy cellphone footage of players performing baseball-related activities on the backfields in Florida and Arizona starts trickling into our social media feeds."
Based on observations (glances out the window) I'm not sure winter ever started this year. Sunscreen?
But I'll go with the opening of the college baseball season (this weekend!)
This probably plays a part in the unofficial start of spring, too.
My dream run continues!
I was pulled over for speeding at 3am.
I used one of 27's exploits shared many years ago
"I have no excuses, and I'm sorry for ****ing up."
Got off without a warning 😃
At 3am they're just hoping to catch a drunk or get a drug bust.
I've gotten pulled over once and my lawyer friend was in the car. Every question the officer asked me, my friend said "don't answer that"
I had 2 drinks over the course of like 7 hours. I was completely honest. I had a new convertible and the temp tags were on the rear window, which was not visible as the top was down. I knew why he pulled me over.
I'm also white... that probably helps.
better question is when does it set
"The sun never sets on the British Empire."
There was a story from the northland (probably apocryphal). In some small town, supposedly the cops would sit outside the bar and try to nab people for DWI on their way home.The story goes that some guy staggered out of the bar at closing time to his car. Dropped his keys, fumbled around unlocking it. After getting it started, turned on the wipers, pulled out without headlig
I've heard that story from people from multiple locations.
It isn't a scientifically validated phenomenon if it can't be replicated in more than one location.
let me hold your beer
today these eyes played while i was in the grocery store
of course i thought of superbad
I said "Cocaine yeah!" in the drinks aisle and someone looked at me weird.
