Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how s
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as someone who knows Hoboken (next to NYC) , them going to cherry Hill for one (near Philly) , where there are plenty of 24 hour ones nearby always tilted me .
as someone who knows Hoboken (next to NYC) , them going to cherry Hill for one (near Philly) , where there are plenty of 24 hour ones nearby always tilted me .
This man GETS IT.
Also it's not lost on me that if they didn't smoke weed beforehand that White Castle would be inedible.
any detailed step by step stories about people's encounters/arguments with any kind of authority....bank clerk, hotel check in, clueless admin person, someone at an airline, line manager etc etc
a) you didn't say those witty, cutting, supposedly impactful things that resulted in you heroically 'winning' the encounter
b) nobody cares.
if you must say something then 'had an annoying situation at the bank...took 20 mins to resolve' will suffice
ostentatious 'good tippers' who also need to be known as the guy who cut down a tradesperson's estimate 8 times before signing off on some work.
approximately half the time daddy long legs is simply momma stockings working the same job while also trying to raise a family
Pedro Pascal. Cannot stand the sight of this hapless twink. He's everywhere with his bland ass face and non-threatening facade. This is exactly the kind of freak who keeps an altar to Hekate and sacrifices chickens in a hall closet. Watch out for this mother****er.
When people recreate photos from their childhood. Look, we were little and now we are big! The big ones are still big. I'm sure it means a lot to them but I want to strangle them all with tie wire and dump their lifeless bodies in a canal. Spark an original idea.
Separate even from the Eldrich horror of Pedro Pascal, The Fantastic Four is a completely useless franchise no one wants yet we are subject to a one hundred million dollar extravaganza every third year which always fails miserably and becomes a low point in the careers of everyone involved.
The Incredibles is just better. Being real bendy is a stupid power if you are not literally a cartoon. Being on fire isn't that hot either. But being a stupid orange rock has to be the dumbest superpower of all time. It's clobberin time yeah clobber these nuts in ya mouf.
next door neighbors will bring the glass recycling bin to the curb with only two bottles in it
wouldn't have thought of you as a twink
