Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how s
When only some of the bathroom equipment is automated.
Like the sink and soap have sensors, but the paper towels are manual. Either go automatic all the way or all manual.
I was in one recently where the soap would dispense when I was three feet away from the dispenser but not when my hand was under it so I had to pump fake the mechanism.
Billy Bob having to say "open a can of whoop up" on his Tmobile commercial. If you aren't going to let him say whoopass just don't write it into the script ffs.
Billy Bob having to say "open a can of whoop up" on his Tmobile commercial. If you aren't going to let him say whoopass just don't write it into the script ffs.
That is so annoying!
I don't pay much attention to commercials (especially that one because Billy Bob), but every time it pierces my consciousness I think "What did he say?" And instantly remember, oh yeah--that. Maybe it's an intentional advertising gimmick to try to hook the attention of people like me. That would really piss me off!
I've been having some issues with one of my dogs for the past several weeks which has cost me (I think--I'd have to go back and total it) over $500. Wait, that's not it.All testing has been negative. That's not it either.Vet says there is one possibility that she can think of but there is no definitive test for it. Not it either.That condition can only be diagnosed by treating
good lord what an amazing arrangement of descriptive words burried at the end of the last page
good lord what an amazing arrangement of descriptive words burried at the end of the last page
Why did I think you would be able to digest that and find anything coherent. Not surprising.
People who use $2 bills.
Not really against the $2 bill itself, but it seems the only times I ever see a $2 bill is at a casino and someone is tipping with it. And they always seem to think they are the coolest people on the planet.
People who use $2 bills.
Not really against the $2 bill itself, but it seems the only times I ever see a $2 bill is at a casino and someone is tipping with it. And they always seem to think they are the coolest people on the planet.
I'm pretty sure the only $2 bills I've seen in the last 40 years were given to me as change at Monticello. I gave them a pass.
Little old lady in our bar poker league tips a $2 bill when she makes the final table. It's a fun thing.
She used to work at a bank and has a strap of them at home. They're always crisp like new.
A lot of people think $2 bills aren’t printed anymore. This, in turn, creates a scarcity as people tend to hold on to them for their “value.” But in reality, the bills were never discontinued and are still in circulation today.
The $2 bill is wielded by people who still use ringtones.
The type of people who say good night sleep tight don't let the bedbugs bite.
A $2 bill's favorite movie is The Shawshank Redemption.
The type of guy who says jeez louise because people are mad he wore cargo pants to a wedding.
I have hundreds of $2 bills because my father was obsessed with them and would give me 25 of them for my birthday every year. I wouldn't think of tipping with them? Maybe in the late 90's when you were baller if you tipped the stripper $2 instead of $1.
My first trip to LV was in the early '90s with a guy whose gf ran junkets to LV & AC. She would get $2 bills from her bank in little folders that looked similar to checkbooks but the bills were stuck together somehow along the top. She would peel them off for tips. I've never seen bills like that before or since. She had to give the bank advance notice that she wanted them, but I have no idea what the process of preparing them involved or where it was actually done.
That the online portal for paying my city's (Westminster) water bill is titled WestyWater.
Nobody in history has ever referred to Westminster as "Westy".
Is that true? OI thread works fine for me.
That every 4-way stop isn't a roundabout already.
Otherwise, I agree with Rob on this one.
the ballard neighborhood of seattle has an amazing mix of 4 way stops, planting trees in the middle of the intersection to make it a rotary, and the "oops i crapped my pants" stopless 4 way intersections that the first time you go through you naturally assume the other direction must have a stop sign but don't realize they don't until you almost clip a car going across you that you assumed all day was going to stop
Why did I think you would be able to digest that and find anything coherent. Not surprising.
some of us think in different ways than othern and have entirely too many brains to decypher the ass end of paragraphs vertically while on vacation sitting in a roadhouse bar
Wait, that's not it.
That's not it either.
Not it either.
Not even that.
Not yet.
Not it, but we're getting very close
THAT was it!
Two American dollars squandered carelessly!
it reads like Clark just dropped eight quarters into the honeymoon suite vibrating bed slot
Spoiler
once worked with a guy from the 'i was a teen when the vegas rat pack was a thing' generation and he always loaded up on two buck bills for tips before leaving on his quarterly craps obsession to flamingo
