Commercials That Cause Tilt

Consumer Cellular, AAG, Colonial Penn, and all the other boomer targeted ads. They’re so annoyingly snooty. The companies themselves are also the ****ing worst, literally created to leech away old folks’ money.

i'm at the football game, i'm at the grocery store

I'M AT THE COMBINATION FOOTBALL GAME AND GROCERY STORE

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literally the perfect gif

any drug commercial with warning signs involving the perineum or mailing your turds to someone else for testing
can't put my finger on why that chaps my ass
but it does and it just t'aint right

cologuardians of uranus

who doesn't like shipping poo in the mail?

was talking to a black man last week who said that he thinks the burger king jingle guy alone is going to give racism another good 5 years of existence and only after i stopped laughing did i realize he was serious

commercials do suck though

these vrbo ads really piss me off, the whole premise is "our unspoken competitor forces you to live with the host and that's creepy and also not a real vacation"

and that's just such a patently false allegation as airbnb does have the same "you get the entire place" option and most people who rent on vrbo also dual list on airbnb

'Tis better to give than receive.

jardiance finally pulled that horrendous ad they were getting so much flak for

interestingly, the new one follows the same formula of an overweight white woman dancing but this time she's not morbidly obese just overweight and they still got the thirsty black guy but he's now much younger

I give thanks to all the higher powers that I had the TV muted when that ad came on. Most drug ads are awful but Jardiance has taken it to a whole new level.

Imagine working your entire life to become a successful actor, and your biggest role to date is that ****ing Jardiance commercial.

Hey if it helps people lower their A1C the actor can feel fulfilled and that they made a difference.

any drug commercial should cause tilt
patient tells doc what they heard they needed
write your own script and sign our X here
please charge it to the insurance credit card before the next billing cycle
'murican health care system is broken and backwards
department of health needs to launch an emissary towards the DOD budget office

Hey, Pepsi, you know what I don't want to think about when contemplating a cold refreshing drink? Dripping ball sweat.

Wild Cherry Pepsi is my all-time favorite soda. I never drink soda but if I'm at Taco Bell for example where they have Wild Cherry Pepsi, I pretty much gotta partake.

“I just talked to a butt.”

I don't trust anyone who drinks Pepsi or any Pepsi product.

"You didn't tell me you were getting McDonalds"

Velsipity.

I have seen that commercial a half-dozen times and still don't know what it is.

I do know that my dogs both want to kill that little blue mother****er in the commercial.

Pro tip: If you need Velsipity, contact me as I'm sure I can rent my dogs to you cheaper than you can buy Velsipity. Both will kill the same thing (whatever that little blue creature is).

Oak St Health commercials are pretty ****ing annoying.

Health commercials are pretty ****ing annoying.