How can I get in touch with a loanshark?

Considering the guy who started the thread is now a confirmed scammer and thief.

I'm also looking for a loan shark in Tampa Florida. I have a decent job, but just need a little help getting through some expenses. Would anyone be able to help in this regard or point in the correct direction. My credit isn't close to being acceptable so that's not an option for me. Thanks you in advanced.

I need 4000 for one day and will repay same day with interest 3000k

Posting because Max didn't fix the bug yet where spam deletion makes the thread perma-unread.

I would very much like to get in touch with a loan shark....can anyone please help me. I dont need that much, but i desperately need to get it asap! Pleeeeeeeeeeeease!! Help me!

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“sup hezbollah” never fails to make me chuckle

people always writing some type of sob stories, or excuses as to why they need a loan, Im from the Toronto GTA area and I MADE the choices that screwed up my life and I'm trying to get back onto the right track, so if anyone knows anyone that is a lender with a decent point system per week, please let me know! I'm new so please PM me! thanks

how does one correctly ascertain loan sharking potential?

Via a blood test, of course. You ape.

Typically you wanna have red Persian blood.

what is up, hezbollah?

hezbollah is currently down, estimated time to restore service is currently unknown. For more information or for funding requests please contact Masoud Pezeshkian at 011 98 61151

Haha, well played. Looks like someone’s been keeping an eye on the system status page ��

Hope it doesn’t need a firmware update this time.