What one of you Thailand ballers was this??

Went out last night hooked and up with some hoe as per normal. Woke up this morning quite early and couldnt get back to sleep, tried it on with the bint, but she was snoring and had real bad breath. OK I'll fire up the poker tables and catch the tired uk tilting fish. so Im playing for a while and the dog wakes up, visits the toilet and then comes over to me and starts with the questions,

"oh you play card yes?" Well whats it look like you monkey..

"yes"

"I stay man before he play card also to much he play every day"

orly couldnt give a **** i just got AA in the sb

"yeah?" i say

"Yes he like to play to much but he go crazy all the time"

I raise everyone folds, just as well as i cant play big pairs oop post flop.

"He crazy huh?"

"All the time he, shouting and fuk fuk fuk you, he yak yak the computer everytime and speak everyone stupid fuking stupid, yak yak"

"haha" I chuckle sounds like me.

"One time he take computer and shouting to much, he smash to the floor, he shouting so much, The four come the four come why the fuking four have to come, everytime the four come to fuk fuk, and then kick he computer, I think oh my god you the stupid"

Im LMFAO now, thinking about what hand he had the four muffed.

"Then he sit with me and he tell me, he play good, but some man play stupid and that why he lose money, and I think you stupid you lose money and lose computer"

"Yeah" I say he dong dong"

I've uncheck auto post blinds and go in for seconds.

Beat: smashing up your laptop and then crying to hooker about your bad beat

Pics of hooker available on request.