Screw 5NL donks hard. Screw them very hard.. Repeatedly

Who wants to be the first smart arse in here to make a wise crack. I suggest unfunny checkbox posts, standard, move up to where they respect your raises, OP is a donk and all the other boring stuff you guys throw around here everyday, go ahead, fill your boots.

Party Poker $5.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: $5.00
MP1: $6.00
MP2: $4.88
CO: $10.03
BTN: $7.27
SB: $9.87
BB: $2.50
UTG: $13.30
Hero (UTG+1): $4.16

MP1 posts a big blind ($0.05)

Pre Flop: ($0.12) Hero is UTG+1 with A♦ A♣
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.20, 6 folds, BB calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.47) 8♦ 6♦ 2♠ (2 players)
BB bets $0.20, Hero raises to $0.50, BB calls $0.30

Turn: ($1.47) 9♦ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.65, BB calls $0.65

River: ($2.77) 9♠ (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.15, BB calls $1.15

Final Pot: $5.07
BB shows A♥ 9♥
Hero shows A♦ A♣
BB wins $4.87
(Rake: $0.20)