not so funny chat

not so funny chat

i usually dont chat but this idiot said something earlier about this genius play i made + i was 1tabling so i dont get bored while im in my daily jerking off session (ur standard breakeven backrake session) + we were on a break, normally i would go outside to pee but i was in a golden shower mood 10 minutes earlier so i was good and stroking it and waiting til the break starts then this happens

Dealer: Starting new hand: #78196013631
Dealer: Linduska1888 posts the ante 30
Dealer: Taccoo posts the ante 30
Dealer: Martinpkrcai posts the ante 30
Dealer: GIZBIN06 posts the ante 30
Dealer: Lobo_Mau5555 posts the ante 30
Dealer: MrSvitok posts the ante 30
Dealer: bonita5666 posts the ante 30
Dealer: K0FF33GR!NDR posts the ante 30
Dealer: Linduska1888 posts small blind 125
Dealer: Taccoo posts big blind 250
Dealer: Dealing Hole Cards
Dealer: Martinpkrcai folds
Dealer: GIZBIN06 folds
Dealer: Lobo_Mau5555, it's your turn. You have 14 seconds to act
Dealer: Lobo_Mau5555 raises 460 to 710 and is all-in
Dealer: MrSvitok folds
Dealer: bonita5666 folds
Dealer: The break will start when the current hand finishes
Dealer: K0FF33GR!NDR raises 790 to 1500
Dealer: Linduska1888 folds
Dealer: Taccoo folds
Dealer: Uncalled bet (790) returned to K0FF33GR!NDR
Dealer: Dealing Flop: [4c 6c 5s]
Dealer: Dealing Turn: [2h]
Linduska1888: 33
Dealer: Dealing River: [Td]
Dealer: Lobo_Mau5555 has a pair of Sixes
Dealer: K0FF33GR!NDR has high card Ace
Dealer: Hand #78196013631: Lobo_Mau5555 wins pot (2,035) with a pair of Sixes
GIZBIN06: haha
GIZBIN06: like that?
GIZBIN06: fkn egg
K0FF33GR!NDR: uretalkin? lol
K0FF33GR!NDR: moron
GIZBIN06: get fkd boi
K0FF33GR!NDR: lol
K0FF33GR!NDR: die *****
GIZBIN06: not b4 u kunt
K0FF33GR!NDR: lol
K0FF33GR!NDR: ure stupid
GIZBIN06: lol
GIZBIN06: and
K0FF33GR!NDR: thats enough
GIZBIN06: keep it up
K0FF33GR!NDR: thx for the setup tho
K0FF33GR!NDR: idiot
GIZBIN06: and
K0FF33GR!NDR: ur kids will b stupid 2
GIZBIN06: and
K0FF33GR!NDR: any1 ****in with u is
GIZBIN06: and
GIZBIN06: boi and
K0FF33GR!NDR: ur dad is very stupid and ur mom doesnt know how to eat
GIZBIN06: stick my bat ur her bum
GIZBIN06: lol
GIZBIN06: and go on
GIZBIN06: kid and

so he calls me stupid after he shows exactly what a donk he is, what is wrong with people these days, how can someone b so blind?
a moron calling a moron moron, lol thats rich.. and he prolly isnt, lololol i made a funny tyty

genius play:

[converted_hand][hand_history]Poker Stars, $3 Buy-in (100/200 blinds, 25 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #12418742

Linduska1888 (CO): 5,815 (29.1 bb)
Taccoo (BTN): 3,642 (18.2 bb)
Martinpkrcai (SB): 17,244 (86.2 bb)
Hero (BB): 3,695 (18.5 bb)
Lobo_Mau5555 (UTG+1): 1,980 (9.9 bb)
MrSvitok (UTG+2): 4,101 (20.5 bb)
bonita5666 (MP1): 14,966 (74.8 bb)
gagandeep55 (MP2): 5,908 (29.5 bb)
K0FF33GR!NDR (MP3): 6,533 (32.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J A
Lobo_Mau5555 folds, MrSvitok raises to 422, bonita5666 folds, gagandeep55 calls 422, K0FF33GR!NDR calls 422, Linduska1888 folds, Taccoo calls 422, Martinpkrcai folds, Hero raises to 644, MrSvitok raises to 4,076 and is all-in, 4 folds

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Results: 2,879 pot
MrSvitok mucked and won 2,879 (2,210 net)

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02 April 2012 at 08:32 AM
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