BBV Anonymous Confessions
As seen on SomethingAwful, I bring you BBV's own Anonymous Confessions thread! This is the thread where you tell us about something you've done - gross, horrifying, evil, incestuous, or mancrushes on other posters - without ever letting the Internet know whose Internet nickname was behind the ickyness.
Rules:
-I will post (almost) anything you send me at [email="spamsuxxors@yahoo.com"]spamsuxxors@yahoo.com[/email] (lol old dead spam trap account) in this thread without your name/email attached. If you're horrified of discovery, make a throwaway email account and send your confession from there.
-No forum drama, confessions to recent violent felonies, or dumb fake stories (if you're sending a fake story it should pass the 'is this obviously BS' test.) All other entries are acceptable.
-Stories will be posted in the next 1-2 hours, around 12 PM (or whenever I feel like waking up) and periodically throughout the day.
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Ok, here we go, anonymous account and all. I was lucky enough to get out of the market near the top of the tech bubble. Took my money and invested it in some rental apartments. I was also stupid enough to think that I could manage them myself without killing myself. That lasted a few months before I hired a company to do it for me. But not before some sex-for-rentamanets. Which was really just the start.
"Sue" was already two months behind in the rent when I bought the apartment building. I had
lol
Ok, here we go, anonymous account and all. I was lucky enough to get out of the market near the top of the tech bubble. Took my money and invested it in some rental apartments. I was also stupid enough to think that I could manage them myself without killing myself. That lasted a few months before I hired a company to do it for me. But not before some sex-for-rentamanets. Which was really just the start.
"Sue" was already two months behind in the rent when I bought the apartment building. I had
legendary post, anyone still got the pics?
I went 5 days without sleep, because if I go to sleep there is a chance I go blind.
I was a sophomore in college, it was a Thursday. I am going to bed because I have to be up at 5am to lifeguard the next day. As I am getting ready for bed, I rub my left eye and both my eyes go blurry, like when my contacts are dry. I take my contacts out, and my eyes are still blurry. I find this odd, but don't think too much about it. The next morning I wake up at 5am, and thus begins my ordeal.
My eyes are still
Seems like they might of given you some messed up eye drops or mixing the two different eye drops caused a chemical reaction?
I had what they told me was a pretty severe scratching of my cornea, the pain in my eyes was insane. They gave me pain meds (vicadin) I think and just told me to rest. Was back to normal after around 3 days.
The pain was so bad that if I knew it wasn't stupid and would blind me cutting out my eye balls seemed like an appealing option from a pain perspective. (Before the pain meds which thankfully made it much more tolerable)
Ok, here we go, anonymous account and all. I was lucky enough to get out of the market near the top of the tech bubble. Took my money and invested it in some rental apartments. I was also stupid enough to think that I could manage them myself without killing myself. That lasted a few months before I hired a company to do it for me. But not before some sex-for-rentamanets. Which was really just the start.
"Sue" was already two months behind in the rent when I bought the apartment building. I had
20 year anniversary would have been last year
Oh, she would have murdered him many years ago.
Great bump!
