Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k
I start this with some pictures:
nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV
nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4) -$5943.81
nl10 -$773.92 -15 buy ins below EV
Total loss -$15509.91
This is me playing nl2, nl5 and nl10 on party poker for one year.
My history begins somewhere in same period when they started to show WSOP shows in television. I think I have played 12-13 years nows mainly NL2, some amount of NL5 and little bit of NL10 what is the biggest stake i've ever played.
I've read all Sklansky, all Harrington, all Miller, watched huge amount of videos, bought trackers and calculators.
Still after those years and after that all I've lost huge amount of money on those stakes. I try to play my best but losing to huge suckouts like 95/5 favorite makes me really upset.
I've lost literally all my money including all my life savings to online poker. I want to try one last time to win those money back and little bit of extra. That's why $16k. What I need is support and guiding.
I had thread on micro forum but they deleted it just when people start to understand that this is real situation and not fake.
And if you wonder where that biggest loser comes from it was said by guy who has been playing for living many years. He said I'm the biggest loser in history counted as lost buy ins.
EV line shows only clear suckouts. 22 buy ins is massive amount. Don't deny it. Also remember I have clear details from 2 different software engineers how rigged rng works. EV line won't example show the time I have KK and whale has AA. Rigged rng gives enormous amount of those confronts that favour whales. And there lot's of another bigger and minor things that puts site favoured player in 60% equity winner where he in real environment is clear underdog.
A) You have clear details from the 2 different software engineers that the RNG is rigged. B) You seem to believe it. C) You're still playing.
I added it 3 times to triple check that the result I got is correct, and kept getting the exact same thing.
A + B + C = D
D being Paisting is stupid.
A) You have clear details from the 2 different software engineers that the RNG is rigged. B) You seem to believe it. C) You're still playing.
I added it 3 times to triple check that the result I got is correct, and kept getting the exact same thing.
A + B + C = D
D being Paisting is stupid.
Two software engineers, Ecogra and Gambling Commission all allegedly warned him about site integrity and still he plays and expects to be taken seriously. A compulsive liar has more credibility than him.
His only success is creating an epic thread here but at this stage I am even doubting that all is what it seems. A person on welfare able to just burn $8k in a year like that along with what he has done previous years is not likely unless he has other income.
Two software engineers, Ecogra and Gambling Commission all allegedly warned him about site integrity and still he plays and expects to be taken seriously. A compulsive liar has more credibility than him.
His only success is creating an epic thread here but at this stage I am even doubting that all is what it seems. A person on welfare able to just burn $8k in a year like that along with what he has done previous years is not likely unless he has other income.
I didn't know there were actual, serious doubts about the integrity of 888 (that is where he plays right?). Noted, I won't put any money there, ever, then. Thanks.
Paisting, you started the year at NL2 right? How much of your losses were from NL2 and how much was from NL10?
I didn't know there were actual, serious doubts about the integrity of 888 (that is where he plays right?). Noted, I won't put any money there, ever, then. Thanks.
The doubts about 888 aren't about the rng unless your name is Paisting, which by definition means they shouldn't be taken seriously. The skepticism with 888 is about their dogsh*t customer service and a lot of people having problems with withdrawals
Paisting, you need to think meticulously about how to face the new year. Please carefuly review your options, of which it seems to me you have a total of two:
Option #1: Paisting stops playing poker and starts engaging social activities. He regularly goes to the gym, adopts a penguin, attends local lectures about environment and frequents the golf course. He unexpectedly meets a hot golfer; she looks like the typical Finnish (with skirt and bagpipes), and after holding hands they fall in love and have 3 kids. His future looks shining and by the end of the year the kids have already turned 10, but then she starts flirting with the mailman. However, this is not a problem: Paisting has $8419.83 at his disposal to bribe him into disappearing and the family remains happy. At the end of the year they all go in a family trip to Kookospuisto (Coconut Park), the only place in Finland that grows coconut trees, where a coconut falls into Paisting`s head and tragically kills him. With Pasiting out of the picture, the mailman comes back, marries the hot golfer and they rename all the kids to kox44x in memory of Paisting.
Option #2: Paisting keeps playing poker and losing to whales. At the end of the year he visits the Coconut Spirit in Kookospuisto looking for help and meets the same fate.
Side note: in this scenario the mailman also meets the hot golfer in an alternate story. They also have 3 kids and they are all named Paisting in his memory.
I sincerely hope you choose the correct option.
Hey Paisting, do you have a form of autism? You dont seem to be able to understand sarcasm when people are making fun of you by playing into your delusions.
Theres not a single person in this threat that ever thought you are a good player and losing due to rng.
Merry Christmas
Easty put that all to his videos if you look his nl10 challenge. He didn't won any hand against my. I was even little bit surprised he included many of those hands to videos where he made really bad calls against my value ha
I think we started poker around the same time 2004-2005. I’ve always been a tournament player but recently decided to come back this time for cash game. I gotta say this was quite amusing reading some posts. For a moment I either jump in with a sarcastic jab or give you a genuine hearty advice then I realized how much you inspire me. Whether one thinks this is addiction or love of the game atleast you’re never give up. I, on the other hand, have been in and out of poker for the last 20 years. If I die tomorrow the only regret would be not continue the pursue of poker. Have fun and good luck
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Did you say that when I has revealed nl2 hoaxers that said thet beat stake when they have 12 buy ins winnings? What roll you think is good to "beat" those stakes if 22 buy is is normal to run under ev? I ask from you because you are stupid denialist. You can look down this topic, there is year where I was 122 buy ins below ev. You are still denying it after I have revealed eCogra is not checking that rng they admitted that to me clearly like I said earlier and Gambling Commission said that too
People already explained this to you. You're almost always running under EV because you shove **** hands like 23o and people fold your outs ALWAYS, even if you're jamming every hand. You being 22 buyins in a year under EV is "running well".
Paistings have you ever tried to play on ACR? I think the RNG is a lot more fair and you would be able to make a profit.
Paistings have you ever tried to play on ACR? I think the RNG is a lot more fair and you would be able to make a profit.
Yes I have played there. It’s really bot heavy site. They also changed the way you can sit to tables and it’s really random how much you can buy in. Very messy site and you can only deposit cryptos made me lose to exchange cost too.
You still haven't answered me:
What do you think the term "EV" means?
Serious question Paisting: What makes you think 2025 will go any differently for you than all the other years? What are you going to do differently this year?
Serious question Paisting: What makes you think 2025 will go any differently for you than all the other years? What are you going to do differently this year?
This is a great question and I hope he doesn't ignore it like all the rest. Paisting, what you've been doing isn't working, you know that by now. What are some things that you could do differently?
Paisting, how is your 2025 so far? Hope all is well friend, wishing you good luck for the new year
