Life: A Trip Report

2024
welcome back from the break. as i've decided to start taking shots at poker again, i figured i would come back to this thread.

have a few other exciting ventures in the works as well... a trenbolone cycle, writing an album, and likely trying some crypto development on the meme chain Solana.

-started a tren-ace cycle but i haven't gotten to that place of feeling like a God yet. been munching on some thc edibles which may counteract the cycle and moods a bit. have been feeling a bit hornier though.

-went three months sober, from dec. 30 to about a week or two ago.

-got a poker coach, just a cheap one: 150$ for 5 hours paid up front. i paid him and he ended up disasppearing for a weekend, leading me to believe i''d been scammed. but he came back. i just played some fast tables at 5nl on ignition, sent him the video and he talks over it. simple.

he sent me my review yesterday and i watched it and then went to the casino and won about 440 at 1/2. was up to about 1000 from a 300 bi but gave some of it back.

here's a HH i sent my coach yesterday. he said my turn fold was good:

i open to $7 with TT in mp, villian who is a competent player, calls with about 300, blinds call

792 with a flush draw. i dont block the fd. sb donks 10, bb calls, i raise to 40, button cold calls, blinds fold.

off suit J, i check. Villian bets 80, i fold. should i have continued firing?

also, the play right now on crypto is solana and a memecoin on sol called hami:

https://dexscreener.com/solana/84nu43gsh...

the dev is doxxed and this will likely go on a tear in the next month. currently at .0074 with a 7 million mc LEGGGOOOOO

yesterday's results: +380

went and played 1/2 with a $300 bi.

first hand im dealt AT and call a raise from indian (asian indian) dude and one old timer in the blinds call.

T8ss2, i have the As

check, indian dude 15, i call, fold

turn 3s

indian 20, i call

river brings in my nut flush

indian 20, i raise to 50 he calls and i show him the nut flush

he shows 99 with a spade.

he comments that my raise size was good and he wouldn't have called more. he probably would have though.

next notable hand:

called T5dd in the bb vs an ep open and two calls, one of them the indian from prev hand.

AKQdd i have gutter and FD

Indo in sb leads 15 I call, two folds.

turn off suit 8.

he 20 i c

riv 7 i fold vs 50

next notable hand: im down to about 250

indian villian opens ep i call with 76cc on his left, 3 calls behind. loose but im trying to play pots with this guy.

234ccc, i flop a flush

indian leads 5, i raise to 15, guy on my left who just sat raises to 45, cold call from later position black dude, fold and indian folds.

back to me i put one of them on a weird set or two pair and one on a big club, hopefully im not drawing to just the 5c but if i am there's a high hand promo for $500

i ship for 250 total, guy on my left calls, black guy calls. this is both of their first hand at the table and i thought i was crushed at this point. the table is very excited about this 3 way all in.

over card on the turn and they both get the remaning $100 or so between them all in.

guy on my left proudly tables A5 for a straight with no clubs, im waiting for black dude to show, he doesn't so i flip over my flush. black dude mumbles something and flashes K5o, with i think (and hope for his sake) he had the Kc

but the river bricks out and i triple up. ship it.

definitely doing shorter sessions than i have been in the past: between 2-3 hours. but im always worried about running it up and then giving it back. i try not to rack up immediately after a big pot but it definitely crosses my mind to gtfo there and book a profit. after last nights triple up i stayed for about another hour before racking up.

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was at a work meeting yesterday and gave my number on a piece of paper to a chick i work. it's kind of a bitch boy approach but she's in a different department and we're always around other people basically. otherwise its obviously much better to just grab your balls and ask her out face to face.

there's definitely an attraction as we always lock eyes and flirt when we're near each other.

the note just said: text me your number with my #

but she hasn't texted me. mildly awkward.

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need to release another song that i've been lazing out on. the tracking is done, just need to do a bit of editing then send it off to get mixed.

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hami coin is pumping, up to a 15m market cap. send.

yesterday's results: +150

over limp/ call a small raise to 10 with 96s after another flat and me closing the action.

J78

ch ch 12, f, i call

turn J

i c/r 20 to 60

riv q i shove for about 100 effective

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overlimp JTo, 6 ways to:

89T fd, i don't have fd blockers

20 is bet, i call, raise to 60, a call and i fold

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played the nut flush a bit trappy oop the previous hand vs this villian. and then:

i raise to 10 with 99, he 3! to 25, i call

J8x i ch/f to 60
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very pleased with how ive been playing and running lately. i think it's the 4th session in a row where i book a profit. yesterday was a bit sloppy but made a good quit after i made kind of a shitty play.

i cb 643 with J6s after opening in late position and folded to a c/r vs an asian player eating noodles loudly. i should have checked it back if i was going to fold top pair to a c/r. but all good. im okay making tighter folds than looser calls and giving away my session's profit.

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Going to release my next song soon, will have it shipped off to be mixed this weekend, hopefully today. going to work banquets at a hotel tonight and tomorrow so not sure if ill be able to get some grind in tonight.

yeah, so i haven't exactly been consistent with this. sue me. or tongue my anus, please.

been playing a decent amount of poker, trying to improve my game. had my daughter for 2 weeks up until yesterday. on a tren blast at the moment.

subbed to CLP for a month, got drive hud to track my blovada donatoins. went from CLP to upswing lab a few days ago. started out on the online NL course in upswing lab. it was some belgian dude who speaks a bit monotone.

then switched over to start the live cash section of upswing lab. really like it so far. have already realized i've been opening wayyyyyyyyy too wide live and online. according to ppreflop charts, QTo is an open fold from the Hijack? what in the fudgecicle!?!!

so yeah that fairly quickly plugged a major leak of me being in way too many pots that have drained my winnings. i still feel kind of leaky post flop, a bit too bluffy versus one-dimensional knuckleheads who don't have a fold button.

i work at a few resorts as a banquet server out here in AZ, but there's minimal work right now as nobody wants to have a banquet in the arizona summer. ****ing demoralizing heat already and it's only mid june. so trying to grind, even 20$ hour would go a long way to get me throug h the summer.

a few hands from last night:

old latina female opens to 15, i 3b to 45 with AKo. she calls. flop AcTcXc, i have no club. she check calls 30. turn brings 4 to a flush and she donks 60. i fold and she shows the 6c. it's still early in the sesion so im not tilted by this. top up to $300 after this 70$ loss.

folding a lot, as charts suggest. pick up a few small pots, lose a few.

get AK, a limp or two and i pop to 15 in LP. i think 4 ways to the flop of: QJx checks through. turn is the 8, checks to me and i bet 20, one caller. river is the magical T and donk to my right leads think 40 and i rip and he calls with 99...

2:46 hour session i rack with a 124$ profit. minus 20 that the slots ate and maybe another 20 in beers that i ate.

going pretty hard on the online dating. had my daughter for 2 weeks so couldn't go to plow town irl. just gaming hard online. set my age to 44 on bumble to target the milf part of their range, even though im 38.

went on a date yesterday with a 50 year old, i drank two beers. she had a glass of pinot grigio. converesation flowed well, i made out with her but didnt **** her. honestly, poker was on my mind toward the end of the date.

some other slam piggy an hour away was begging me to come up and go to pound town. she's a solid 5.5 and she sent me a pic of her floppy jalopy tits. 1.5/10. told her if i doubled up at the casino by 9pm id come tap. i didnt and didnt go. thank god for that. those walk/ drive of shames after unloading my seed into some fuggo are depressing. and it was an hour each way.

going on a "hike" date with some 46 year old that lives in tucson, we're meeting somewhere in the middle at around sunset. we got pretty saucy a few nights ago via text so like 98% sure that it's on. she looks indian (dot, not feather) but said she was indigenous mexican. i asked her if her chalupa was pink, she said i'd have to let her know. hope its pank and the just right amount of stank. might have to lick it if so.

got at least 3 other dates lined up this week. think the youngest is like 46. but im into it. nope. just checked, she's 47.

the goal for this week is to slam, crush the gym, and run some funds up at poker, might have to hit vegas later this week as its like an hour flight that you can find for $40 on frontier. *if* you know how to pack light. they'll rake you like pokerstars france if you can't pack light.

on ignition im down $34 over 5400 hands that ive been tracking. running a bit bad with big pairs, probably over playing them tho.

believe it or not, there have actually been cases of me reading souls, or being a donk and happening to be right. not quite sure:

Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD 2 Poker Tracking Software

NL Holdem 0.25(BB)
HERO ($32.92) [VPIP: 30.9% | PFR: 25.2% | AGG: 38.6% | Flop Agg: 42.7% | Turn Agg: 43.4% | River Agg: 29.8% | 3Bet: 10.3% | Fold to 3Bet: 60.3% | 4Bet: 12.4% | Hands: 5447]
BB ($30.74) [VPIP: 41.7% | PFR: 36.1% | AGG: 66.7% | Hands: 36]
HJ ($25) [VPIP: 11.1% | PFR: 2.2% | AGG: 20% | Hands: 45]
CO ($32.32) [VPIP: 16.3% | PFR: 14.3% | AGG: 40% | Hands: 49]
BTN ($12.48) [VPIP: 29.2% | PFR: 25% | AGG: 50% | Flop Agg: 0% | Turn Agg: 100% | River Agg: 100% | 3Bet: 10% | 4Bet: 25% | Hands: 25]

Dealt to Hero: A♦ T♣

HJ Folds, CO Folds, BTN Raises To $0.75, HERO Raises To $3, BB Folds, BTN Calls $2.25

Hero SPR on Flop: [1.52 effective]
Flop ($6.25): 8♥ 7♦ 6♠
HERO Checks, BTN Checks

Turn ($6.25): 8♥ 7♦ 6♠ Q♦
HERO Checks, BTN Bets $2.97 (Rem. Stack: $6.51), HERO Calls $2.97 (Rem. Stack: $26.95)

River ($12.19): 8♥ 7♦ 6♠ Q♦ Q♠
HERO Checks, BTN Bets $6.51 (allin), HERO Calls $6.51 (Rem. Stack: $20.44)

feel like im getting destroyed in small/ medium pots though and running sub par with overpairs. mostly playing on igntion to get my live game tight. being able to actually look back at hands on this weird ass site is a huge benefit.

definitely working on getting better now though.

pace in the middle aste!

total live graphs... any input? did i start sucking **** at one point or was i just a fish on a heater?!?!?!?

played a 2 hour session last night

ran pretty poorly post flop. a lot of 99 type hands that i get 3 callers and a few over cards on the flop type ****, some times im cb and they're not folding, other times im c/f

got KK and 3b over a small open when the straddle is on. bb straddle calls along with OR:

flop K98 fd i cb 20 with top set, only straddonk calls and open shoves 6 turn that brings in the flush for like 50 or 60 i snap it off

riv J he says straight and flips over QT no hearts.... im an 81% favorite on the turn when the money went in.

guess i could cb more? but im shoving literally any turn as both players were short.

got QQ another hand, raise it up, 2 callers one from a ukranian who is aggro post but tight pre.... AKx i dont even throw any more chips in..

think i got dealt 99 on three different occasions and lost em all.

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drove the hour south to pacheco peak i think it's called, halfway to tucson. tried to stop and get 2 tall boys (beer) nearby but nowhere had any.

told the girl to meet me there at 730 and im pulling in to the campground 5 minutes early when she starts texting "where are you?" "Omg did you flake?" "that's so mean!" all kinds of dumb **** like that.

the campground is ****ing completely empty and i drive allllll the way in and dont see any car. i tell her send me your location! she's like "NO! you send yours"... so im driving around trying to figure out how to send lcoation on iphone. eventually call her and her voice is all deep and i can sense the half psycho in her frantics antics.

eventually i see a green mini cooper driving toward me and we stop and i tell her to drive in to the next camping spot and park..

it's still light out and she's not that hot but it doesnt matter.

i park, get out, walk up to her car when she gets out and push her against it and start kissing her hard as **** pulling her hair. pull up her shirt and play with her brown ass nips.

i pulled her by the hand behind some bushes and for the rest of the story you'll have to sub to my only fans. (not really)

it was hot though.

wish i had come prepared with some weed or a few beers becuase after i nutted up inside her (shes 46 and im on hardcore anabolics at the moment so hopefully she can't spawn) we basically just hang out at a picnic table for twenty minutes chatting for a bit.

really cool hiking spot/ camping spot though. wouldn't mind going back... i was surprised that it was completely empty because even though yesterday was like 110 at the high, the night was still reasonable for AZ..

she tried getting me back up wit her mouth but it wasn't happening. i tell her we'll do it again sometime (50/50 depends how horned up i get) and after i say bye and kiss her i begin the drive back up to phx.

was originally set on putting in a few more hours at the poker table but felt really tired driving so decided to get a reuben from culvers and head home.

its now monday and i really dont even remember if i have any dates set up for today. i know tomorrow i got some booty coming back in from out of town and wed got something set up with some blonde milf who likes to gamble.

if i can run good at cash ill likely head to vegas for a few days. but we'll see. probably going to cool off on stupid drink dates unless it's clear we're going to hook up. im just bored of chatting and buying drinks for these chicks.

wish i could score some adderall and grind a few 12 hour sessions because my session win rate has got to be at least 80% when im dialed the **** in on stimulants. contemplating getting another adderall prescription but while on trenbolone my heart might literally explode, especially if i happen to go on an addy bender (which i always do ). i think last time i had a prescription i went through the months supply in 1.5 weeks. hardly any eating, hardly any sleeping, forgoing the gym, and just wacking off frantically, but highly focused. the stuff is dangerous as hell to someone like me.