***im the best and im calling everyone out***

Casual ten year bump...

I've come back to let everyone know, I am GTO. My gametree has been bought and paid for by a million and one of my mistakes. I know what the right move is because I've explored so many wrong moves. I am GTO.

I'm calling out Doug Polk for how he played the following hand guys.

Doug Polk makes a massive mistake in this hand. I'm not going to critique his bet sizings because you guys will say 'who am I' right? But what I am going to criticize is the decision to randomize between calling and folding on the river (25% vs 75%). This is fancy play syndrome at it's finest. There is no reason to randomize a river call/fold for an all-in. You can randomize other decisions at other points in the hand but not facing an all-in. At that point you want to consider all the other factors and have the courage of your convictions. He almost gets it when he says something like "I don't want to have the ace of diamonds" or something like that which is exactly right as we can see the other guy bluffing with AJ of diamonds. If Doug thinks he should call with 25% of his aces he should use some micro factors not flip a card twice and let fate decide.

I'm the American Linus. I didn't learn GTO from a training site, I learned it out in the streets. I started using a HUD to track my online stats I should have done that long ago and not been so stubborn. Once I learn how to properly work this thing I'm going to become big brained with a million stats.

Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD 2 Poker HUD and Database Software

NL Holdem 2(BB)
BB ($355.98) [VPIP: 16.1% | PFR: 9.7% | AGG: 14.3% | Hands: 31]
UTG ($154) [VPIP: 27.4% | PFR: 11.3% | AGG: 35.7% | Hands: 63]
UTG ($153.66) [VPIP: 17.6% | PFR: 5.9% | AGG: 20% | Hands: 19]
HERO ($197) [VPIP: 12.8% | PFR: 9.1% | AGG: 28.8% | Flop Agg: 32.9% | Turn Agg: 28.2% | River Agg: 28.3% | 3Bet: 4.3% | 4Bet: 11% | Hands: 273967]
HJ ($237.39) [VPIP: 14.8% | PFR: 14.8% | AGG: 28.6% | Hands: 27]
CO ($224.41) [VPIP: 29.4% | PFR: 17.6% | AGG: 30.8% | Hands: 34]
BTN ($192) [VPIP: 22.7% | PFR: 18.2% | AGG: 50% | Hands: 22]
SB ($284.23) [VPIP: 23.8% | PFR: 20.2% | AGG: 59.3% | Flop Agg: 53.8% | Turn Agg: 57.1% | River Agg: 83.3% | 3Bet: 6.3% | 4Bet: 0% | Cold Call: 8.8% | Hands: 86]

Dealt to Hero: K♥ K♠

UTG Folds, UTG Folds, HERO Raises To $5, HJ Folds, CO Folds, BTN Folds, SB Calls $4, BB Folds

Hero SPR on Flop: [16 effective]
Flop ($12): 7♦ 7♠ Q♠
SB Checks, HERO Bets $4 (Rem. Stack: $188), SB Calls $4 (Rem. Stack: $275.23)

Turn ($20): 7♦ 7♠ Q♠ K♦
SB Checks, HERO Bets $24 (Rem. Stack: $164), SB Calls $24 (Rem. Stack: $251.23)

River ($68): 7♦ 7♠ Q♠ K♦ A♦
SB Checks, HERO Bets $80 (Rem. Stack: $84), SB Calls $80 (Rem. Stack: $171.23)

I've been here before and I've punted trying to bully and steal this pot with some garbage. And I'd just get picked off by QJos or something. Therefore the GTO move is to reverse that and underbluff here and when we do have it we bomb it. The GTO logic would be that we have the nut advantage on a two flush draw heavy board or something like that so we can overbet.

Poker is easier now than it ever was. If you disagree with me then I question your ability and your perspective. If you think poker is hard now than you were probably never good at it. I'm going to be trying to put in a lot of volume at 200nl on Ignition this month. Playing 4 tables at a time I can get about 50 hands/per hour/ per table so about 200 hands per hour total. How many hands will I be able to play this month? Can I win at over 5bb/100 at 200nl or do I suck at poker? I'm shooting for a reasonable 30k hand month and hopefully over 5bb/100 winrate. Take your guesses, what will my bb/100 be for this month?

I'm the real deal mofos. And I was ten years ago when you dorks thought online poker needed a HUD to be beat. Here's my graph for last month. I was playing 100nl for the first part of the month to get my confidence back. Now it's 200nl.

Some straight gold right here. This timing tell is still super reliable and super valuable. Take it to the the bank.

Good luck. The reality is the best poker players let themselves learn and develop your game. I used to also not use a HUD and think it was for weak players. But now I know it's silly not to use one. You shouldn't depend on the HUD and make decisions just based on the stats that are tracked. Theres no substitute to paying attention. But it doesn't hurt to have a HUD pointing out who the nits and nuts are at the table.

Also poker is all about psychology. Why players do what they do. Why they shoot themselves in the foot and make mistakes. Why you feel the need for validation from other people instead of just winning. If you examine your past and where this feeling stems from you will become an even better player.

Thank you. Poker is a game that takes a lifetime to master. You can always get better at it.

Yeah I imagine that people rely on their HUD to do their thinking too much for them. You have to pay attention to everything. Table flow/dynamics are very important. Playing a fundamentally sound game is a straight path to success. But you also have to be a critical thinker to be successful at poker.

Rough start to the month. The same flaw in my game is still present. Run bad turns into bad play and I start stacking off with hands I shouldn't. Definitely not GTO. I could benefit greatly from some mental game coaching so why not be my own coach? I switched to 100nl at the bottom of the graph to reset and recalibrate my gameplay.

New goal for the month is to bring my green line back to zero. Wish me luck guys!

Two lines diverged in the middle of a graph and I take the line more painful.

I reckon I take more than my fair share of bad beats. Such is the nature of getting it in with the best of it more than not. But boy it sure is painful, I only hope that I can keep my wits about me and play my best game and remember I'm susceptible to playing bad after taking bad beats.

What else could he have? Why is he not afraid of JT? Easy fold.

Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD 2 Poker Tracking Software

NL Holdem 1(BB)
MP1 ($116.35) [VPIP: 25.7% | PFR: 22.9% | AGG: 46.7% | Hands: 35]
MP2 ($98.50) [VPIP: 9.3% | PFR: 7% | AGG: 50% | Hands: 43]
HJ ($155.60) [VPIP: 18.4% | PFR: 8.2% | AGG: 11.8% | Hands: 49]
CO ($25.88) [VPIP: 63.4% | PFR: 17.1% | AGG: 27.7% | Flop Agg: 41.7% | Turn Agg: 20% | River Agg: 20% | 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 41]
HERO ($254.50) [VPIP: 12.8% | PFR: 9.1% | AGG: 28.9% | Flop Agg: 33.1% | Turn Agg: 28.3% | River Agg: 28.2% | 3Bet: 4.3% | 4Bet: 11.1% | Hands: 280656]
SB ($98.38) [VPIP: 31.2% | PFR: 23.4% | AGG: 42.5% | Flop Agg: 47.4% | Turn Agg: 44.4% | River Agg: 66.7% | 3Bet: 7.1% | 4Bet: 50% | Hands: 79]
BB ($121.61) [VPIP: 21.3% | PFR: 12.8% | AGG: 42.1% | Hands: 47]
UTG ($104.79) [VPIP: 42.3% | PFR: 7.7% | AGG: 46.7% | Hands: 27]
EP ($145.80) [VPIP: 15.1% | PFR: 11.6% | AGG: 56.3% | Hands: 86]

Dealt to Hero: 5♣ 5♦

UTG Folds, EP Folds, MP1 Folds, MP2 Folds, HJ Folds, CO Calls $1, HERO Calls $1, SB Raises To $4, BB Folds, CO Calls $3, HERO Calls $3

Hero SPR on Flop: [1.68 effective]
Flop ($13): J♥ A♣ J♦
SB Checks, CO Checks, HERO Checks

Turn ($13): J♥ A♣ J♦ 5♠
SB Checks, CO Checks, HERO Bets $6 (Rem. Stack: $244.50), SB Raises To $16 (Rem. Stack: $78.38), CO Folds, HERO Calls $10 (Rem. Stack: $234.50)

River ($45): J♥ A♣ J♦ 5♠ T♥
SB Bets $78.38 (allin), HERO Folds

Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD 2 Poker Tracking Software

NL Holdem 2(BB)
HJ ($90) [VPIP: 15.4% | PFR: 7.7% | AGG: 60% | Hands: 13]
CO ($325.09) [VPIP: 21.5% | PFR: 15.2% | AGG: 32% | Hands: 79]
BTN ($58.30) [VPIP: 57.1% | PFR: 28.6% | AGG: 7.1% | Flop Agg: 50% | Turn Agg: 0% | River Agg: 0% | 3Bet: 60% | 4Bet: 100% | Cold Call: 14.3% | Hands: 14]
SB ($186) [VPIP: 17.2% | PFR: 8.6% | AGG: 42.9% | Hands: 58]
HERO ($195) [VPIP: 12.9% | PFR: 9.2% | AGG: 29% | Flop Agg: 33.2% | Turn Agg: 28.3% | River Agg: 28.2% | 3Bet: 4.3% | 4Bet: 11.2% | Hands: 284620]
UTG ($200.27) [VPIP: 13.7% | PFR: 9.6% | AGG: 20% | Hands: 76]
EP ($196) [VPIP: 17.2% | PFR: 11.5% | AGG: 55% | Hands: 87]
MP1 ($210.04) [VPIP: 28.9% | PFR: 22.2% | AGG: 23.5% | Hands: 45]
MP2 ($496.42) [VPIP: 59% | PFR: 31.1% | AGG: 20% | Flop Agg: 22.2% | Turn Agg: 33.3% | River Agg: 0% | 3Bet: 20.8% | Fold to 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 63]

Dealt to Hero: A♠ A♦

UTG Raises To $5, EP Calls $5, MP1 Folds, MP2 Raises To $16, HJ Folds, CO Folds, BTN Calls $16, SB Folds, HERO Raises To $36, UTG Folds, EP Folds, MP2 Calls $20, BTN Calls $20

Hero SPR on Flop: [0.19 effective]
Flop ($119): 6♠ 2♠ 4♦
HERO Bets $28 (Rem. Stack: $131), MP2 Calls $28 (Rem. Stack: $432.42), BTN Folds

Turn ($175): 6♠ 2♠ 4♦ Q♥
HERO Checks, MP2 Bets $432.42 (allin), HERO Calls $131 (allin)

River ($738.42): 6♠ 2♠ 4♦ Q♥ 3♣

Lol. Poker was never this soft. We're in a golden age. 80/0 whales playing 200nl is not uncommon. Walk into your local casino and you'll see new players everyday. Try that twenty years ago and you'd see the same rotating cast of decent to bad regs. A new player was rare.

Have you ever heard someone say that they hate pocket jacks? I have, and so have you probably. "I hate pocket jacks". Looking at my HUD and talking to my friend I can now understand why. Most people are losing money with pocket jacks. That's it, it's as simple as that. Pocket jacks is a losing hand for most people. Wow what a thought! Took me 20+ years to figure that one out. Let me know if you're winning or losing with pocket jacks. My evbb/100 with JJ is +239 according to my HUD. So pocket jacks is worth just over 2 big blinds on average to me. I'm sure better players probably have double that or more.

Somebody if you're reading this, please say hello. I come here to make connections with actual people so even if you don't like me I wouldn't mind you coming in here to tell me that.

I come here looking for friends. Who wants to be my friend? Or maybe just wish me good luck, that would be cool with me. Sorry if I'm an a-hole, please say hello.

Hello... Subbed, good luck.

If you wanna improve your PLO (or any non-nlhe variant, aside of PLO8 and LHE), you could send me one Hand History per week, or so. I'd send you an answer, combined with a NLHE Hand im curious about (mostly from 8game mix).

I should have saved the 25 and just folded for the first bet on the river lol. He bet $25 because he had the 25os, duh!

Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD 2 Poker HUD and Database Software

NL Holdem 2(BB)
HJ ($212.90) [VPIP: 12.1% | PFR: 12.1% | AGG: 75% | Hands: 58]
CO ($277.75) [VPIP: 16.7% | PFR: 14.6% | AGG: 33.3% | Hands: 49]
BTN ($634.29) [VPIP: 66.7% | PFR: 13.9% | AGG: 41.5% | Flop Agg: 36.4% | Turn Agg: 33.3% | River Agg: 71.4% | 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 36]
SB ($345.91) [VPIP: 36.3% | PFR: 8.8% | AGG: 43.4% | Flop Agg: 44.4% | Turn Agg: 37.5% | River Agg: 50% | 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Cold Call: 47.1% | Hands: 80]
HERO ($478.88) [VPIP: 12.9% | PFR: 9.2% | AGG: 29% | Flop Agg: 33.3% | Turn Agg: 28.3% | River Agg: 28.2% | 3Bet: 4.3% | 4Bet: 11.2% | Cold Call: 6.8% | Hands: 287662]
UTG ($200) [VPIP: 25% | PFR: 16.7% | AGG: 20% | Hands: 61]
UTG ($215.15) [VPIP: 50% | PFR: 33.3% | AGG: 30% | Flop Agg: 0% | Turn Agg: 25% | River Agg: 100% | 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 6]
MP ($207.35) [VPIP: 16.3% | PFR: 16.3% | AGG: 36.4% | Hands: 43]

Dealt to Hero: 3♦ 3♠

UTG Folds, UTG Calls $2, MP Folds, HJ Folds, CO Folds, BTN Raises To $4, SB Calls $3, HERO Calls $2, UTG Raises To $8, BTN Calls $4, SB Calls $4, HERO Calls $4

Hero SPR on Flop: [6.47 effective]
Flop ($32): J♦ 3♣ 4♣
SB Checks, HERO Bets $10 (Rem. Stack: $460.88), UTG Calls $10 (Rem. Stack: $197.15), BTN Calls $10 (Rem. Stack: $616.29), SB Calls $10 (Rem. Stack: $327.91)

Turn ($72): J♦ 3♣ 4♣ 9♠
SB Checks, HERO Bets $34 (Rem. Stack: $426.88), UTG Calls $34 (Rem. Stack: $163.15), BTN Calls $34 (Rem. Stack: $582.29), SB Calls $34 (Rem. Stack: $293.91)

River ($208): J♦ 3♣ 4♣ 9♠ 6♥
SB Bets $25 (Rem. Stack: $268.91), HERO Calls $25 (Rem. Stack: $401.88), UTG Raises To $63.15 (Rem. Stack: $100), BTN Folds, SB Raises To $293.91 (allin), HERO Folds, UTG Calls $100 (allin)

Hi thanks. Feel free to send any hands you have questions about to me and I'll give my opinion.

Some real ICM wizardry going on here. Skill gap between the best players and the field in the thousandaire has to be much larger than regular MTTs. People just don't understand ICM.

I've put in good volume so far this month (15k+ hands in 10 days) in cash games and I've corrected my graph, we're in the black for this month right now. I think I hadn't been getting after it enough. And in other spots I was getting after it too much. I don't know if that will make sense but I was just handcuffed in my own mind. I wasn't attacking spots that were good, not enough double barrels, not enough overbet bluffs. And also paying off too much with hands that I know are beat. I'm going to just try to trust my gut instinct more going forward, I've been "thinking" too much while playing. And not "feeling" for the right answer if that makes sense. Beware the great overthink. Just do what you know is right.

Hey, sorry to hear that you haven't been finding the connections that you have been after. Online poker can be a bit isolating sometimes that is for sure.

I have lost so many hands with jacks haha. Now I see it more as a set-mining hand than something that is wanting to play for stacks just as an overpair but man did it sure take some chips to get to that point.

Awesome work in the Thousandaire. I find that those style of tournaments really favour people who are used to grinding out satellites. Lots of chipev-based punts towards the hard bubble.

So one thing I noticed was that your VPIP was pretty low in all of your cash game sessions. Now of course a lot comes down to card distribution but it does seem as though you are on the nittier end of things. You might be missing valuable blind stealing opportunities and not leveraging having position from the button and cutoff as much as you could. Maybe try opening up your ranges from later positions a little. Or maybe you're neglecting hands with low equity realisation but high implied odds like small pocket pairs and suited connectors. Don't be afraid to play speculative hands when the stack sizes make sense.

Hello and thanks. I'm just wondering if anyone has even noticed there's a giant ten year gap in this thread lol.

Yeah jacks are a medium pair not a hand I want to eagerly stack off 100bb preflop with. Even queens I'd prefer folding preflop rather than putting in 100bbs. With kings you're just gonna have to show me aces. Even BTN-SB-BB I'm not a big fan of stacking off with JJ somehow they just have it a bunch. I think full ring BTN-SB-BB plays different than 6-max even though theoretically they should play the same. Though I admittedly haven't played much 6-max so I'm just specualting.

You don't need to grind out satellites to understand how to play them imo. I've only ever played a handful, in fact the first one I ever played I figured out how they work. I had built a chip lead and just bullied everyone. I'd say the situations are so unique that it really is more conducive to having a very adaptive strategy rather than a memorized one. When you get to the bubble the different chip stack sizes really determine how to play. Also having a strong understanding of how your opponents should play vs how they actually play is also very important. Jamming any two cards might be the right play in a lot of spots and folding AA preflop might also be the right move. Really understanding ICM is so huge in satellites. Also I think my naturally more nitty style of play in the early stages of the tournament is also closer to the perfect strategy than it is in a normal tourney.

I agree with your assessment of my VPIP being too low. I've been trying to work on that this year. Also trying to narrow the gap between my VPIP and PFR. and increase my 3bet% a little too. I'm 3betting some hands I might have just called with before so for example a small pair on the button to a MP or CO open. And I need to start attacking the high VPIP players more too, with hands that have medium hand strength but vs a high VPIPing whale is pretty strong like QJos or something maybe. Thanks for the advice, I agree.

I noticed the gap. It's cool that you found your way back into poker. I'm sure it's pretty different to what it used to be like.

Oh yeah, jacks are never an aipf hand. Where I went wrong early on was overvaluing them as an overpair to the board in 3bet and 4bet pots. The condensed ranges of big pots means that even if they don't have QQ+ they likely still have a heap of equity against jacks come turn and river. Doesn't mean it's not a good hand. Just one to be played more cautiously postflop rather than just hoping their AK missed haha.

I wasn't saying someone had to be super familiar with satellites for those tournaments. Just that the people who are used to satty's understand the payout structure well because it is also binary. You either get it or you don't and nobody wants to be the guy to get the smaller prize made up of the leftover money. I have seen so many people with healthy stacks bubble themselves rather than just allowing the shorties to get desperate.

Aggression preflop is usually the way to go. Isolate those whales before the regs get to them first. Most of them hate walking away from any investment so it's not unusual for somebody like that to limp garbage but then call a 3bet anyways just because they already have a bb in the pot. Definitely get in there with the 3bets. Anything you can do to be in more and larger pots with the whales is a good thing.

Hey, Chip! In for the journey.

Be careful here. You don't need to get carried away with it but you certainly want to keep your flatting range fairly robust as to not become easily exploitable.

I've put in a lot of volume in the Bonition anon streets and it's fairly easy to identify regulars you play with everyday off as little as ~40 hands with a reasonable confidence level. If I can identify you that quickly and I know you only have a 2-3% gap in your vpip/pfr, I pretty much understand your flatting range and can just attack boards where you do poor with impunity. I can also target you as a squeeze candidate because its very unlikely with that small of a gap you're tucking any of your nutted preflop range in your flatting range. Basically it gets messy really quickly.

Just some food for thought, good luck!

I never stopped playing poker, just stopped with this account because I thought some of these posts were pretty cringe. But it's whatever now I think it's kind of funny.

As for satellites I played one live like 18 years ago and then none until I noticed the thousandaire maker on Iggy. If the quality of play is similar in a live setting or worse I'd guess then I'll be playing more of those in the future. Maybe I can satty into the main event? Who knows.

And yeah I'll be looking for more spots to iso the fun players. You're right when they have a high enough VPIP it's in for a penny in for a pound. Limp calling 3bets near 100% of the time for some players. They just want to see a flop. Like that hand I posted where I lost AA to Q6 the third guy in the hand called 36 of his 58 stack preflop then folded on a 6 high flop. I was sort of hoping he would jam and reopen the action for me but they basically never do.

Hello and thanks. Good advice and yeah it's pretty easy to spot who the good players are pretty fast. I try to keep my flatting range fairly robust, some broadway combos and small to medium pairs gives pretty good board coverage I think?

I will occasionally make a play where I'll flat aces to an early position open but I'm generally doing that because there's an overly aggressive player(s) I'm hoping will squeeze and then I can put in the back raise preflop which always looks like a medium small pair to most people. But it's not a play I like because it doesn't work often.

Sometimes I'll limp with AA under the gun preflop and I try to balance this by also limping small pairs. I'm definitely making stuff up as I go along, the whole "I am GTO" thing is hyperbole. Mostly I'm just out here following my gut. But there are many aspects of my game that I need to work on.

Check give-up turns into 3.5x pot all-in bluff on the river.

Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD 2 Poker HUD and Database Software

NL Holdem 2(BB)
HJ ($203) [VPIP: 22% | PFR: 18% | AGG: 14.3% | Hands: 51]
CO ($199.73) [VPIP: 31.6% | PFR: 14.5% | AGG: 25% | Hands: 76]
BTN ($200) [VPIP: 15.9% | PFR: 12.4% | AGG: 28.6% | Flop Agg: 30.8% | Turn Agg: 11.1% | River Agg: 50% | 3Bet: 2.6% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 115]
SB ($198) [VPIP: 13.2% | PFR: 8.8% | AGG: 64.3% | Hands: 69]
HERO ($258.40) [VPIP: 12.9% | PFR: 9.2% | AGG: 29.1% | Flop Agg: 33.4% | Turn Agg: 28.3% | River Agg: 28.2% | 3Bet: 4.3% | Fold to 3Bet: 59.6% | 4Bet: 11.2% | Hands: 291860]
UTG ($235.50) [VPIP: 15.9% | PFR: 13.6% | AGG: 50% | Hands: 44]
EP ($273.66) [VPIP: 23.3% | PFR: 18.6% | AGG: 64.7% | Hands: 44]
MP1 ($355.65) [VPIP: 7.8% | PFR: 0% | AGG: 8.3% | Hands: 53]
MP2 ($112.31) [VPIP: 37.2% | PFR: 7% | AGG: 39.1% | Hands: 43]

Dealt to Hero: 7♠ 8♠

UTG Folds, EP Folds, MP1 Folds, MP2 Folds, HJ Folds, CO Folds, BTN Raises To $6, SB Folds, HERO Raises To $24, BTN Calls $18

Hero SPR on Flop: [3.59 effective]
Flop ($49): Q♦ 4♥ T♥
HERO Checks, BTN Checks

Turn ($49): Q♦ 4♥ T♥ 2♠
HERO Checks, BTN Checks

River ($49): Q♦ 4♥ T♥ 2♠ 3♠
HERO Bets $234.40 (allin), BTN Folds

Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD 2 Poker Tracking Software

NL Holdem 2(BB)
UTG ($430.87) [VPIP: 34.3% | PFR: 11.4% | AGG: 32% | Flop Agg: 27.3% | Turn Agg: 42.9% | River Agg: 50% | 3Bet: 5.9% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 35]
MP ($115.96) [VPIP: 9.5% | PFR: 0% | AGG: 40% | Hands: 21]
HJ ($200) [VPIP: 18.2% | PFR: 9.1% | AGG: 75% | Hands: 11]
CO ($352.85) [VPIP: 17.6% | PFR: 12.7% | AGG: 48.1% | Hands: 103]
HERO ($256.64) [VPIP: 12.9% | PFR: 9.2% | AGG: 29.1% | Flop Agg: 33.4% | Turn Agg: 28.4% | River Agg: 28.2% | 3Bet: 4.3% | Fold to 3Bet: 59.5% | 4Bet: 11.2% | Hands: 292005]
SB ($357.31) [VPIP: 22.7% | PFR: 16.7% | AGG: 26.3% | Hands: 66]
BB ($212.50) [VPIP: 26.7% | PFR: 6.7% | AGG: 22.2% | Hands: 15]
UTG ($200) [VPIP: 10.3% | PFR: 3.4% | AGG: 33.3% | Hands: 29]

Dealt to Hero: A♣ A♠

UTG Folds, UTG Raises To $10, MP Folds, HJ Folds, CO Folds, HERO Raises To $30, SB Folds, BB Folds, UTG Calls $20

Hero SPR on Flop: [3.6 effective]
Flop ($63): 8♣ 5♦ 4♠
UTG Checks, HERO Bets $20 (Rem. Stack: $206.64), UTG Calls $20 (Rem. Stack: $380.87)

Turn ($103): 8♣ 5♦ 4♠ J♠
UTG Checks, HERO Bets $50 (Rem. Stack: $156.64), UTG Raises To $380.87 (allin), HERO Calls $156.64 (allin)

River ($690.51): 8♣ 5♦ 4♠ J♠ Q♣

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hand History driven straight to this forum with DriveHUD 2 Poker Tracking Software

NL Holdem 2(BB)
HJ ($253.48) [VPIP: 21.1% | PFR: 17.1% | AGG: 57.9% | Hands: 77]
CO ($136.83) [VPIP: 21.9% | PFR: 3.1% | AGG: 41.2% | Hands: 32]
BTN ($210.05) [VPIP: 20% | PFR: 10% | AGG: 50% | Hands: 10]
SB ($232.85) [VPIP: 16.7% | PFR: 11.1% | AGG: 50% | Hands: 19]
HERO ($208.08) [VPIP: 12.9% | PFR: 9.2% | AGG: 29.1% | Flop Agg: 33.4% | Turn Agg: 28.4% | River Agg: 28.2% | 3Bet: 4.3% | Fold to 3Bet: 59.6% | 4Bet: 11.2% | Hands: 291990]
UTG ($432.67) [VPIP: 20.6% | PFR: 20.6% | AGG: 66.7% | Hands: 64]
UTG ($200) [VPIP: 33.3% | PFR: 11.1% | AGG: 0% | Flop Agg: 0% | Turn Agg: 0% | River Agg: 0% | 3Bet: 0% | 4Bet: 0% | Hands: 9]
MP ($233.44) [VPIP: 12.2% | PFR: 4.9% | AGG: 0% | Hands: 41]

Dealt to Hero: A♣ A♥

UTG Folds, UTG Raises To $6, MP Folds, HJ Folds, CO Folds, BTN Folds, SB Folds, HERO Raises To $20, UTG Calls $14

Hero SPR on Flop: [4.39 effective]
Flop ($41): 9♥ 6♦ T♦
HERO Bets $32 (Rem. Stack: $156.08), UTG Calls $32 (Rem. Stack: $148)

Turn ($105): 9♥ 6♦ T♦ T♣
HERO Bets $156.08 (allin), UTG Calls $148 (allin)

River ($409.08): 9♥ 6♦ T♦ T♣ 5♦

Shouldn't you be saving up your money to be escrowing the $50,000 bet you made to me?

Why haven't you escrowed it to a high rep 2+2 trader yet. Be a man of your word, once you escrow I'll take actions.

Bad look for you.

You mean this "50k bet"? The freeroll I made to you in obvious jest because you were too dense to understand it would be impossible to do what I said? Obviously I'm never paying you 50k because you could never make that video. Go touch grass.

You made a bet, if I can do it, you have to pay it. That's how a bet works bud.

It's irrelevant to what you believe the odds of me accomplishing this bet is, even if it's 0%. A bet is a bet.

If I told someone to lose 50 lbs in 1 month and they managed to pull it off, I cant just say, "I made the bet in jest and they were too dense to understand it was a joke".

Be an adult, and escrow the $50K. It's not a good look to rescind your bet after it's been made and I accepted the offer.

Oof that's definitely legally binding

My financial advice would be to move up in stakes to grind the 50k faster, and if you go busto flee to a non-extradition country