*** 2024 Mega Thread - NC/LC NSFW ***

Sammy, Sheep wants you to know that Sheep has tons of respect for Jonas. He won't win the Tour, but given his serious crash in April, he did very well.

yeah but since I bet on Vingegaard to win the thing this is not a good situation and now because I'm tired of losing I bet on Pogacar to finish in the top 3 of the time trial tomorrow, and if I lose that one too, I'm blaming Morph and his sister Hildegarde!

What are Pogocars? Is that a new racing sport?

Calm down

No u

Easy win BTW, we should all pool our money together and get rich of my picks!

Hahahaha

Who's going to win more golds, Belgium or Denmark?

Maybe these Olympics Belgium, Germany and Denmark combined may win as many as Australia.

Denmark will get maybe 1 or 2 in sailing, but most likely none.

edit: forgot about handball, that's 1 gold for sure.

edit2: forgot about badminton, that's 1 gold for sure.

edit3: forgot about cycling, that's 1 gold for sure.

Belgium's gonna win 2 gold medals in cycling

New Zealand will win 10 gold medals, lots in rowing, sevens etc. Mens high jump Hamish Kerr, triathlon with Hayden Wilde. Cycling we should get 1 or 2 gold.

Australia will win 10 golds in the swimming alone

Denmark is a poor performer. Better not choke in the handball.

medals are unfairly weighted towards swimming! Who cares about swimming anyway! Our ancestors escaped the water 5 billion years ago just to get thrown back in there by the Olympic committee, I mean what the heck???

Calm down, it's for your own good!

Sammy can knock you out with a single punch... You better shut your ****ing mouth, punk.

Sammy if sports betting was Olympic, that would be something, wouldn't it?

Poker should become an Olympic sport, Hellmuth would win all the medals!

Sammy would be like the Armand Duplantis of the sports betting events. He would crush so hard, doping allegations would be like in the Armstrong era.

Sammy's the kind of guy to take EPO to make better sports bets

You can't reach the level of Sammy's sports betting expertise without doping.

Seems he had the right campfinder with Martinez, else RIP Sammy

F, apparently you're sitting on a sinking ship! :(

Colin watched Denmark in the women's handball. Colin not impressed but they won. Colin is surprised the Canadian women's football team would bother using drones to spy on NZ. We are not good , but they still should have been kicked out of the games for it.