*** 2024 Mega Thread - NC/LC NSFW ***

I blame everyone

Thanks Mom

I'd like to thank your mum too.

calm down!

I bet mmmKay's mom is still "attainable", as they say. Do a mom joke on my mom the joke is really on you.

Thanks Daddy.

That sounded sexual.

Can you buy me a car?

Sure, no problem. Morph has a fake gold tooth

I have, but I ain't paying no friggin' car with it! 😡

Morph is hung like a horse

I mean yeah America just doesn't take it seriously or spend much money on it. I'm sure if you wanted to, you could and be beating the best teams. NZ sucks at basketball (apart from Steven Adams) USA destroys us. NZ is actually pretty good at athletics, obv not on USA level but you can expect some medals from us this Olympics in Men's shot put, Women's pole vault and maybe even the steeplechase. Also hoping to get out first ever women's 100m finalist.

If USA wanted to they'd do it.

300M vs 5M

But play a game tomorrow and they'd be killed.

Reasons why the US tends to be pretty good in athletics:
1) Size of the population
2) Easy access to performance-enhancing drugs of all varieties.
Not valid reasons: Everything else pretty much

If luck and PED's wasn't a factor, Denmark would win everything.

Not true

shut up

no u

What's better, PED or PTSD?? Not sure...

Did you know that Feb 22nd is national xpoasting day? Put whatever BBV LC/NC you have into any other forum. Ofc you may choose to not do so, but your Feng Shui will be so terrible, words cannot describe.....

Prolly

Fake news. What happens in BBV-møller, stays in BBV-møller.

KGB knows everything

lol

Nobody xpoasts from BBV on 22/2/24. According to my calculations this will prolly cause the collapse of the spacetime continuum. But on the bright side at least we weren't murdered by Wladimir Wladimirowic, so there's that....