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She'll just have to settle for someone less desirable than Sammy.

also;

Haha, I expected a much moar immature reply. I like you, for now. I can't watch the handeggs, Im Cambodian bar drinking and prolly passed out by the first slut results, but gl, beat the bookies

You're Australian now. Congrats on finally being good looking.

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Hate it when that happens

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