Vol II | Year Of The Beast | $100k Profit
Here is Vol I:Living in Thailand on $200 a Month With ...
The original Goal was to make $10,000 profit. It was completed.
Add in some rakeback and bonuses and I finished this goal.
Cliff notes of Vol I
-OP lived in Thailand for a year on $200/month sometimes but mostly $400
-OP is an arrogant wittle t*a* + will fail at life bc he does not listen to advice
-OP learned what works and does not work, Mindset and Routine are King
-OP is a thief and stole $30,000 from his ex-coach
-OP abuses animals
-OP plots to murder and skin the woman that gave birth to him with an axe
-OP talks a big game on doing pushups but is actually a skinny-fat pus***
-OP whispers "Yes, Mother" at night in his sleep
-OP tries to smash more bitches but being himself makes this hard (pun int.?)
-OP is a sexual predator simply bc he went along with these accusations
-OP failed miserably bc he has 5bb his last 150k hands at 100NL.
-OP's worst downswing was 50 BI's in 4 days but it's all his fault, achxwooly
-OP lived in SQUALOR with bed bug infestation
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What is this new thread about?
-The new goal is to make $100,000 profit
-OP will take his first 1KNL shots
-This thread will end on 1.01.2022, about 16 months or if goal is met
-OP has a new staking + CFP deal AKA sugar daddies
-OP just bought a plane ticket for Brazil and will be living on the Beach
-OP is sharing apartment with his best poker study friend
-OP will keep listening to all advice bc 100% of 2+2 posters are OTB Lmfao
-This thread will not have any strategy content in it - only more train wrecks
-This thread could have been named Vol II "More Ramblings Of A Psychopath"
-Will study Muay Thai every day bc it will help OP smash more bitches
-Op will keep making unrealistic goals that will psychologically damage him
-OP will pay off his $30,000 debt to his ex coach
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How Will OP Reach This Obviously Delusional Goal of 100k profit?
-I will focus most of my time on Solver work but still use PA, CREV, DA, etc
-Quality over Quantity. Every hand history review, I will perform a vivisection
-I will continue absorbing 100% of advice given or else I will fail, obviously Lmfao
-6 hours a day of grinding, 3.5 hours a day of study, 1.5 hours a day of exercise
-Vol II can be considered my Masters Degree in Poker. Vol I was my Bachelors
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List of 2+2'ers blocked for their intellectual inferiority.
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Actually I'm just jealous of the millions they have made in poker, individually. I'm petty like that.
Once OP has taken his first 500NL shot, the beast will have arrived.
I recently posted some winrates so theres that. I obviously beat up to 100z with a huge sample but Im not happy with it. I have returned with a burning fire inside of me to begin crushing sims again. I know I said this before but I was honestly too burnt out after grinding 150k hands a month I couldnt find the energy to study - along with stars punishing winners with 10% cha
Not really sure what you mean by the beast is coming. I´m 10000% into studying, I obsessively study 8 hours/day 29 days of the month, so I get what you mean here. Problem is, it has to be smart studying, otherwise you´re just wasting your time. Worse, if it is dumb studying.
You´re a keyboard fighter, cool. You know how they say that running away from big cats, like pumas, is the worse thing you can possibly do to survive an encounter? I see a kf like you and the only thing I can discern is a prey running, running. You´re not the most profitable, caloric, filling poker player for us to hunt, but you give the most pleasure.
You can block me as you want, as soon as my BR challenge is over I'll go back to bumhunting you so please, keep doing what you´re doing my friend.
you cant just leave us hanging like this we are half way through the year.
Funny you mentioned Colombia recently banned pokerstars. That's like 8 years ago lmao. How do you decide where to go? It sounds like you litterally make zero research and just throw darts at a map. These old villages are not a place where you go to eat pizza and use tinder lol.
Argentina seems like a better destination for both those purposes. They got a lot of italians/people with italian blood and pizza is very good there. Seems also somehow obvious that girls are prettier there. Objectively im pretty sure Ecuador is at like the stone bottom of least attractive girls in south america.
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THE BEAST IS COMING
Objectively im pretty sure Ecuador is at like the stone bottom of least attractive girls in south america.
There's a huge correlation between level of pure indigenous (Native American) peoples and unattractiveness (by a traditional western guy's standards). The countries that are usually touted as having the hottest girls will be at 0, whereas they make up around half in Ecuador, Peru, Bolivia, and noone ever talks about girls there.
Basically, if you're into white girls, then Argentina or Chile is the best spot, Colombia and Venezuela (once it becomes safe again) if you like brown-skinned morenas, and Brazil if you're into black girls. But really Brazil is massive and will have a nice variety of any type of girl and honestly Rio is hands down the place with the highest quantity of super attractive people that I've seen anywhere in the world
In Latin America, I've spent extensive time in Mexico, Guatemala, Colombia, Peru, Brazil, and Uruguay and the graphic below lines up pretty well with my experiences.
My Tinder days are long gone (I was using it a ton in LatAm from '17-'19), but I'd say Lima is still a good spot just due to sheer numbers. You'll still find a decent amount of cute girls although you'll rarely turn your head for a 2nd look at stunners like in Colombia or Brazil. Mexico is a bit better than Peru, but can't really compete with the upper echelon countries. Mexico City used to be the nuts on Tinder pre-Covid, but I've heard it's getting flooded with tech bros and is much more expensive and also dating might be worse.
GL TO THE BEAST
good post fossil
want to add on that it's also even more split up by neighborhood, a well to a do ecuadorian family which traces their roots back to europe is going to put insane pressure on their children to also marry someone who has a similar background
hence why an ecuadorian city is going to be a lot more european than the small towns in the andes which are going to be pretty much 100% indigenous
leo campana - son of a politician and teammate of messi - he's from that latin american side that does not intermarry with the locals
now let's compare him to a dude where OP was living in otavalo
also, in my experience, chileans and argentinians will straight up say their economies etc are better because they didn't intermarry and they don't view it as a racist thing but a cultural one - "we moved on to having modern economies and don't obsess with weaving and flute playing like they do in otavalo"
hey @p0ker_n00b how´s life in Albania? How´s the life cost comparing to Ecuador? Better woman??
Give us some updates. Cheers.
He's currently grinding 25nl RnC on GG Poker trying to rebuild roll in Albania. Won the BBJ for 1.6k 2 days ago then yesterday lost 40 buy ins at the tables. Planning to move to Poland soon.
He's currently grinding 25nl RnC on GG Poker trying to rebuild roll in Albania. Won the BBJ for 1.6k 2 days ago then yesterday lost 40 buy ins at the tables. Planning to move to Poland soon.
Amazing. p0ker_n00b please return to this thread for 2025. the real year of the BEAST
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wait, new username?
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Livestream every 3-4 days. Leaderboard grinds on GG Poker.
It has now been confirmed that there are superusers at gg playing 30 vpip. Game over boys.
He's currently grinding 25nl RnC on GG Poker trying to rebuild roll in Albania. Won the BBJ for 1.6k 2 days ago then yesterday lost 40 buy ins at the tables. Planning to move to Poland soon.
yeah lost 40 BIs in 6 hours at 25 rnc then 60 more the next day at 10 then 50 more at 5 rnc
so yeah 150 BI downswing all within 48 hours - was 8 tabling some rnc during this time but not 100% 8 tabling
and yet Im still up $4.5k in less than 3 weeks at 25 rnc
so yeah I did grind 5rnc for a bit to regain my confidence after the 150 swing
after I felt better (did zero hand reviews bc i know it 90% variance)
I know the trolls will come and act like 150 swing is impossible in the micros thats ok you just have low IQ
back to 25 rnc where Ive gone on a 100 BI upswing + lot of high lb positions doing race 15x a month about 300k hands a month or so
just a quick summary for you guys
everyone wants me to shot 50 rnc and I have the roll for it but Im kinda happy chilling in 25 for now and saving up money and building roll bigger
bc after a 150 swing in 48 hours I kinda want a much bigger roll and never ever ever again wanna have to grind ****ing 10nl or 5nl looollllllllll
bbj variance is kinda bad havent hit in 5 months while putting in big volume....zzzzzzzzzz
had only like $1800 to my name 3 weeks ago after the 150 swing now I have about $5500 - wanna get 6 months of budget saved up and 150 BI roll which would be about like
6x600 so 3600 + $3750 so $7500 or so then Ill start shotting 50 and try to skip it to aggro shot 100 I think - like a step shot routine
well I was albania and went through some depression from isolation and loneliness - and put some months into studying mystery royale format but then they cut the lb payouts by 50%
so went back to lb grind
My mindset is all good again and putting in big volume as I said, and going ultra conservative now to just reduce stress and enjoy the grind more
peace out
The Beast Is Coming ...
you're almost 40 putting 70hrs weeks at the micros with 5k to your name when that should take a month to make at 25nl
i really urge you to move to california, flip burgers for 22$/hr and become a live pro which is easier at 1k than 10nl online
well I did shot 50rnc today and made $1k - was gonna give myself 15 bullets so that makes 35 bullets now - chances of it sticking are a bit high but obviously 35 bullets can be lost in a few hours in rnc
I did say I was gonna chill at 25 rnc for a while but it had to do a bit with my passport thing - got email that new passport is being sent to me (all the pages have been filled since I left the USA 5 years ago) - so now I can do more border runs and maybe get a visa in thailand to stay longer - so I can take on a bit more risk
withdrew 1k 4 days ago, another 1.1k yesterday and made another $1k today - the heat is well deserved - Ive also been studying between my 15x a month races etc and not touching any alcohol mostly
I am heavily overeating to deal with the stress and mental/physical pressure of so much volume - but **** it weight can be lost
If 50rnc sticks I will probably take a day off between races and do 10x a month but not sure yet tbh - Im just in the zone and happy to live in my cave and sleep grind sleep grind sleep grind w/bit of study
tripling my networth in 3 weeks and going from 5rnc to 50rnc? Its all worth it
The Beast Is Coming ...
