THE NOOB DESTROYER
No mercy for the noobs.
Here’s August:
I played between NL2–NL10.
The goal for September is to play at least 20K hands. I play both 6-max and HU, doesn’t matter.
The mission is to DESTROY the noobs and TAKE ALL THEIR MONEY.
I’ll keep posting results regularly.
Damn dude. This guys like my mini protege kinda.
GL NOOB KILLER.
Lmao 2+2 removed the title of my thread from uppercase for no reason
Just an update:
In the first week of September the results are going well.
They would be better if I avoided playing HU against regs, but sometimes I get bored of only playing against whales lmao
Here are some hands I played thkis week
Hero (BTN): 100 BB
SB: 49.75 BB
BB: 213.75 BB
SB posts 0.5 BB, BB posts 1 BB
Dealt to Hero: K♣ K♠
Hero raises to 2.5 BB, SB calls, BB calls
Flop (7.5 BB, 3 players): T♥ J♥ 3♠
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 5 BB, SB calls, BB calls
Turn (22.5 BB, 3 players): 7♣
SB checks, BB bets 18 BB, Hero calls, SB folds
River (58.5 BB, 2 players): 3♣
BB checks, Hero bets 74.5 BB (all in), BB calls
Hero shows: K♣ K♠
(Two Pair, Kings and Threes)
(Pre ~82%, Flop ~65%, Turn ~84%, River 100%)
BB shows: J♠ 7♠
(Two Pair, Jacks and Sevens)
(Pre ~18%, Flop ~35%, Turn ~16%, River 0%)
Hero wins 207.5 BB
Hero (SB): 105.5 BB
BB: 91.5 BB
Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts 1 BB
Dealt to Hero: K♠ A♠
Preflop
Hero raises to 2.5 BB, BB raises to 6.25 BB, Hero raises to 18.75 BB, BB calls
Flop (37.5 BB, 2 players): 9♣ 8♦ K♦
BB bets 18.75 BB, Hero calls
Turn (75 BB, 2 players): J♣
BB bets 55 BB (all in; efetivo 54 BB), Hero calls 54 BB (all in)
River (183 BB, 2 players): 5♣
Showdown
Hero shows K♠ A♠ — One Pair, Kings (top pair top kicker)
BB shows K♥ T♠ — One Pair, Kings (kicker pior)
Hero wins 183 BB
These whales play like idiots, it’s really easy to take their money lmao
THE CAPS IS FOR BALLERS ONLY BRO
This week my results were going well, I was winning a lot playing HU, until I moved my bankroll to 888Poker. I wanted to play 6-max to get more volume, since in HU I would spend hours at the table without much action, but the results haven’t been good. I’ve only played NL2 on 888Poker
I don’t think I’m a fish in 6-max, but the fact is I play much better in HU
Updating:
It’s been a long time since I last played poker, these were my results on 888poker.
I played very little there. I didn’t like that site.
As soon as I withdraw my money from there, I’ll move to another site
Updating:
Here are the results from the end of September:
I played 4,048 hands in Flash (zoom)
And 2,024 at regular tables.
And I also deposited $20 on GG to play Rush & Cash whenever I get bored.
And here are yesterday’s results (the beginning of October).
lol noob destroyer, nice title, gl mate
Following. Turn on the caps lock when posting, and I'm sure everyone here will think you are BigBananas 😃 Loved the title btw
GLGL
Update:
These are my results for October so far. The volume is still very low as always, but I’ve been playing every day, mainly heads up.
Anyway, my bankroll is already around 2K BRL, so I’ll soon be playing NL20
Here's a hand I played against a whale this morning. Easy money lmao
Hero (BTN): 108.2 BB
BB: 116.8 BB
Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Dealt to Hero:K♣️ 9♣️
Hero raises to 2.2 BB, BB raises to 8.8 BB, Hero calls 6.6 BB
Flop (17.6 BB, 2 players):6♣️ 2♠️ K♦️
BB checks, Hero bets 5.8 BB, BB raises to 23.2 BB, Hero calls 17.4 BB
Turn (64 BB, 2 players):10♦️
BB bets 85.8 BB (All-in), Hero calls 85.8 BB
River (235.6 BB, 2 players):A♦️
BB shows J♥️ 9♥️
Hero shows K♣️ 9♣️
Hero wins 217.4 BB
J9 hearts vwp
J9 hearts vwp
Update:
I’ve been on a downswing for the past 4 days lol.
The opponents are playing like idiots and still winning. It happens lmao
Hero (SB): 156.4 BB
BB (BB): 91.35 BB
Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB
Dealt to Hero: 6♠ 6♣
Hero raises to 2.2 BB, BB raises to 8.8 BB, Hero calls 6.6 BB
Flop (17.6 BB, 2 players): 6♦ J♣ 3♠
BB checks, Hero bets 5.85 BB, BB calls 5.85 BB
Turn (29.3 BB, 2 players): 4♦
BB checks, Hero bets 19.5 BB, BB raises to 77.7 BB (all-in), Hero calls 58.2 BB
River (184.7 BB, 2 players): K♥
Hero shows: 6♠ 6♣ (Three of a Kind, Sixes)
BB shows: 5♣ 2♠ (Straight, Six-high)
BB wins 184.7 BB
I moved up to NL20, but dropped back to NL10 to regain confidence — I’ll be back at NL20 soon. With rakeback, my bankroll will still be over 2K BRL
Update:
Here are this week’s results
I wanted to finish October with at least 1K BRL in profit without rakeback, but unfortunately I don’t think I’ll make it.
Either way, I can’t complain, the results have been going well
And here’s my winrate since I started on PPPoker
This is at various stakes between NL2-NL20
move up dude. 17bb/100 after 30k hands?
AT THIS RATE WE WILL SOON MEET ON THE FELT.
Rarely
I’ll probably reach at most NL50 by January
These were my results for October.
I finished the month with a profit of R$1,000, plus around R$200 from rakeback.
In total, I played 11,696 hands. Starting from October 3rd, I played every day.
Now I have enough bankroll to move up to NL20, where I’ll be putting in most of my volume in November
