A raging fish on a heater

preparing for eternal glory.
got a $12 loan, rn playing the $11 satty tot he $82 hyper 25k gd.
break ends in 10 seconds, lets go.

kthxbai.

Busted AKo v QQ 10bb, dude woke up with ****ing queens in the BB i was CO and here I am didnt hit.

Kthxbai, atleast I am alive.

I think your muscles intimidated him good thing you been hitting the gym

Why don't you play regular tournies when you're broke rather than trying to satellite into a hyper, that's just pure gambling might as well hit the BJ tables again and get it over with faster.

i think hes better off playing the lotto

Stories like this are so much more interesting than you borrowing small amounts of money, punting it off, and threatening self harm.

Why was he threatened? Are guns common where you live? Why didn't you contact the police? Flesh the story out brother, make us feel like we were there!

Op has two guns. he just flexes his biceps and he bad man turns jelly. y so mad op says?

this is a policiary errand so i won't share any more details.

got a hold of $40 today, deposited - lost half on plo and half on satties.
borrowed $15 from a friend N thai dude, my closest childhood friend.

busted first satty, busted $7 on plo zoom and got $3.30 left.
got in villain ajo v my kqo and rivered a king.
rest is history, made it tot he SCOOP 13-L $33 NLHE 7 max turbo progressive KO daily cool down se single re entry.
yes that's the full name of the tournament xD.

just lost a small pot, lfg lfg lfg lfg lfg

KTHXBAI

Isn't it embarrassing asking for 15? If one of my adult friends asked for that much I'd think they went off the deep end and were hooked on crack now.

Why don't you ask for a $100+ and use reasonable bankroll management with the money?

You just need to scratch the itch daily?

They would also take note of your increased ABI and have a greater level of respect for your playing ability

Its not embarrassing to ask for money, no.
Most of my friends are not made out of money so Yeah I ask for the minimum.

Just worked 3 hours, tired asfffffffff.
Kthxbai.

Tom dwan 30 million In debt to triads?
ur debt is nothing,

Ah I see, so your friend did something messed up and got ran out of his house. That sucks, what'd he do?

It is if you're a grown up.

What a mess of a thread. Damn.

he wasn't out of line. the house owner was offside. my friend never ran out, he stood his ground.

if people were 10% as honest as me, you would see a loooooooot of messed ups threads.
but no, people lie romanticise and and what the ****ing more ever.

got $21.96.
played a $11 stackosaurus sat, got KOd in the sat.
had 10.96, tried running up 4 cents in zoom - busted everything - lol.
first $2 in 2nl zoom, then the rest in 10nl regular plo.

rn waiting for a $12 loan from another thai friend, man thai people are GOATed.

why are you playing satellites? Hoping for a big score?

yes box, how did you guess?

You could also try for a more slow and steady approach

Doesn't really sound like he never ran and stood his ground when you just said you had to sprint over there and watch his back while he threw his belongings into a van to speed away.

Hey, maybe you guys should move in together!

My friend is dangerous, I will end it there.
And so am I if push comes to pull.

He is talking a lot about moving in together but I am okay with living with my parents, and they are enjoying my presence aswell.

Had $9.90, deposited it all on a casino site and played baccarat one hand to get $11. Won the hand - lol and withdrew and then deposited on PokerStars.

Played a $4.40 sat to bounty builder $75, busted. Rest on PLO got it in good 70/30 but villain hits a pair and holds in a majestic $16 pot.

Thinking about my options to loan from rn, they are quite slim tbh.

u could buy a van with poker winnings and bring some tatted up chicks with you to the van and have a good time. move out of big momma's house.

OR

Yes, only the most feared toughguys call their friends in a panic to watch their back while they hurriedly throw their belongings into bags to speed away. Don't make him mad, or he might piss himself! Dangerously!

Is that a cultural thing? Virtually everyone I've ever met couldn't wait to move out of their parent's house and have some freedom, and being able to move in with a friend who you have shared interests with is extremely common.

Surely you know this isn't true

Most people start on this forum to discuss strategy and create PGCs for improvement, hand discussion, accountability and to review their play.

You do none of these things ?

i give you guys the raw unfiltered reality of a degen.
leave it or take it.

i got a hold of $10, busted it.
got another $10, or technically less than $10. played a hand of baccarat, lost. lol. played another hand of baccarat, tied - lol.
doubled the stake and managed to win the hand, lol. now i have $12. i withdraw.

deposit on stars, and register a $11 satty to the $109 progressive KO $300k gtd 2 day event!!!!!
and guess what, i won a ****ing seat 😃

t-minus 40 minutes.

kthbai.

Lfgo.

Honestly, wishing you the best, keep a cool head.