A raging fish on a heater
Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w
Villain 1 (KK guy) and co has yellow tags, which means very weak player..
Villain opens pre, co flats I am in the BB obviously stupid decision to flat.
Never ever flatting something similar again.
Like if it was the EPT Main would I flat? No.
Whatever, now I did and I paid for the consequences.
Villain bets 60-70% flop, 150% turn (why didnt i fold the turn?). And 3.5x the pot jams river.
I got a bluff catcher, I put him on a3s and still ****ing called because "i unblock the Qh".
And I bite the dust.
New day, new opportunities to flat trash in the BB, flop trips on the river and lose my 2.5x starting stack...
How come you gave yourself a red tag? You seem like a text book yellow tag player
How did you know red is shark.
Busted a $215 stacko satt, called of a 34bb rejam with JJ of a 27bb stack which is a PUNT.
Punted away $15 on PLO where I was at $30 for a while. Should have just quit and played satties for the cash instead yes.
On my way to training now first workout in 3 days.
Kthxbai.
don't you worry son. it will be all over soon. your fate is over there at the trition super high rollers playing 50 mtts a year and profitable.
im the man.
played a €5.50 satty to a €55 to a €530, why even write out all of that i bustedd on the €5.50 xD a9o i had in the bb had 10bb before that i lost a flip ato v 77 for half my stack xd
back to the bust out hand a9o in bb sb jams and he has 98hh xD villain flops openender and straight draw and thunders it in on the turn leaving me drawing dead to a chop xD
bombardino croocodilO!
rn all ig to left is a $11 satty to the $109 scoop thrill 😃
im the man.played a €5.50 satty to a €55 to a €530, why even write out all of that i bustedd on the €5.50 xD a9o i had in the bb had 10bb before that i lost a flip ato v 77 for half my stack xdback to the bust out hand a9o in bb sb jams and he has 98hh xD villain flops openender and straight draw and thunders it in on the turn leaving me drawing dead to a chop xDbombardino croo
win the $109 Scoop thrill bro
Does it feel worse to bust a sat or to win a sat and then bust in the target tournament?
Does it feel worse to bust a sat or to win a sat and then bust in the target tournament?
it all feels miserable.
gotta keep myself short, after many tries satted into the $109 SCOOP mini thursday thrill prog ko.
35.5bb (25k which is starting stack) and a dream we have 😀
we got 43k xD made a call with 22 vs 30bb rejam i was utg he was sb he had jammed b4 and had $50 bounty (starting is $25) so idk, not the worst call not the best call.
he had TT we flop gutshot xD but no hitterino.
then i donk away a pot with 94ss in the sb because i was tilted, lose to KK that checks turn and has me absolutely confused :p
kthxbai tournament starts now again 43.9k is 31.4bb
gotta comeback a quick XD
102967 chips which equals 64.4bb, no bounties yet.
kthxbai 😃
edit: i cover the whole table xD
opening k7cc now utg+1...... mp flats..... btn 20bb rejams and wee foooold xD he has starting bounty lets see mp calls with TT and gets recite by aqo xD
k4o now utg we fold, will sweat one more hand.
i got a 27 inch iMac, thus i can multi table this and keeping track.
ok utg+1 jams ako and RECKS atcc, we are not involved.
we are in BB with a6cc..... last hand of sweat guys xD mp opens 2bb SHARP, we will flat..
sb rejams 32bb we snap fold. mp says..... he folds xD
ok this was actually fun, **** got an ace first the ace of diamonds then the rotten stupid darned 2 of hearts everyone folds to us in SB and we 2.5x vs Austrian dude that 7.5x we will hmmm idk i jammed xD
he had 32.5bb 24.4bb AND HE FOLDS LMFAOOOO XDDDDDDDD I AM THE BEST NO PROTEST.
lets just continue this for an orbit i have q4o on the btn i open, everyone folds xD i cover them by quite a margin. we are in the co now with t4ss bb calls t7q rainbow one spade.... 18bb has BB and we have 69.2bb.
turn is the jack of spades giving us a FD which we bet 2.5bb into 5.9bb xD
HAHAHA VILLAIN CHECKJAMS 96ss HE IS SO DOMINATED AND WE GET GOOD CHIPS AND OUR FIRST BOUNTY 😃
ok we continue, no we don't regging a $11 turbo with almost $10k up top scheisse that's a lot xd
bye guys kthxbai thank me later for the insight to my absolutely genius mind.
kthxbai
Why not stream? Gotta be easier that manually transcribing every hand.
my room and my parents room are door to door, my parents will be leaving for vacation in our home country for a month in june to july.
then I will be able to stream any time of the day 😀
lol i bluffed off my stack in a $11 turbo with $10k up top had like 200k+ which was 50bb wish.
then i pulled of a stupid bluff with j7hh and almost made kqo fold on q hi board....
like the hand was a train wreck, i need to control my impulses like its costing me tons of dollars in eV....
Streaming seems smart, may be more profitable than the actual poker and help keep you in action.
Indeed guys, unfortunately shirtless streams are not allowed but I will go for a tank top.
Rn now sitting on break at my work.
I have a bad feeling in my left side, aka my heart. Drank two redbulls in the morning and downed one Nocco around 40 minutes ago.
As im typing its getting worse.
I hope i wont have a heart attack and die.
Kthxbai
Indeed guys, unfortunately shirtless streams are not allowed but I will go for a tank top.
Rn now sitting on break at my work.
I have a bad feeling in my left side, aka my heart. Drank two redbulls in the morning and downed one Nocco around 40 minutes ago.
As im typing its getting worse.
I hope i wont have a heart attack and die.
Kthxbai
u could try only fans. see a doctor
Maybe you should refrain from drinking redbull, popping 20 sleeping pills and steroids. All while being on anti psychotics that might interact with any or all of those....
Maybe you should refrain from drinking redbull, popping 20 sleeping pills and steroids. All while being on anti psychotics that might interact with any or all of those....
This dude has a functional brain.
