Moderation Questions

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I thought it was the ability to slip hundos onto the nightstand.

Didace, you're tearing it up! Oh wait, that was CN.

I was 6'3" before age-compression took off an inch.

I have two sons. My youngest at 6'5" is the short one.

I figured out who the short guy is!

I knew you girls would stick together on these issues.

Here's your decent height differential.

Everyone in my immediate family is taller than you!

I knew rococo came from solid stock

You might as well get your gravestone engraved now.

"Here Lies Craig, Proudly Having Never Satisfied A Woman."

I don’t even want to imagine what the “feminine ideal” is in CraigWorld

I imagine that actual intercourse is too lowbrow. It's probably some sort of "Ant Queen", to whom the worker ants bring food and semen as an offering.

Except somehow in his world, the ant queen is male. Make that work, craig?

Fin Raziel

Wtf is that?

Also, for any of you little dick ****ers out there.

**** with Crossnerd = **** with me. One and only warning.

I have no mod powers. But I have powers better than that. I can make you feel an inch tall with just my words. Cross me, and your significant other can put your spirit into an ashtray by the time I ****ing finish with you.

Is this a threat or an invitation to a threesome or both?

I don’t think either of you hit the height requirement for a threesome. So sad.

What? They each only need to be a little over 3 feet tall.

I'm tall enough to reach the drawer where I need to deposit the hundies.

I jest, but I lost my virginity to a 15 year old girl when I was 11, and there was a 17 year old kid watching and directing the action. In the modern day, they call that "sexual abuse". Contemporaneously, they called that "nice".

She complained rather loudly to the room that she was not receiving the satisfaction she expected from my 3.5 inch penis. Yes, I measured it afterwards. She said it was 3, and I went to ****ing court.

and you turned out fine ....

Her name was Sharon. Heard she married some kid from the sticks - not too bright, but could unplug a mean toilet when needed, chezlaw or something. You must be celebrating your silver anniversary by now!

oh you're 'tinydick'

Here I am!

In my defense, I was 11. It has grown an inch for every year since then.