The Byzantine Wife Problem

came across this, and shared it for the lols in the conspiratard thread

but Ivanka forgiving her husband for not giving her the pleasurable deep dicking that her father could have provided is clearly laid out as a core tenet of Judaism

that sounds good, so sign me up!

but now the real question begins

does she forgive him because she's jewish?
if so, is that fact that she herself converted a factor in this forgiveness of her husbands shortcomings? was she granted this special power as a converter or is this something all Jewish women have the power to do?

or is it because Jared is Jewish? In which case, does the fact that Ivanka is a converted Jew who embraces Judaism and thus grants the forgiveness, or does that not matter? IE could Jared go around banging... er schtupping any goyim out there and not please them in bed and he is thus absolved of all his shortcomings in bed as a Jew and they must accept that?

So do both need to be Jewish? Only one? Does one need to convert?

you see I can't just go to a Rabbi and ask about these things during the conversion process because then the jig is up, he'll be onto my schtick and probably not allow me to convert

so i would have to convert incognito, tell them I just can't get enough manischewitz and matza ball soup and also that god thing as well and then get in

but, as addressed earlier, it's possible I don't need to convert, I can instead take easy street and just find a suitable partner on Jdate or get a mail order bride and ask her to convert

also, there's a non zero chance that the cartoon has ill informed me and nobody will forgive my sexual inadequacy, but it's right about everything else, from carefully replicated the don's chiseled physique to showing how sexually satisfied his woman

in the video below, you can clearly they are in a post coital moment, their hair is all over the place and the don is still buttoning his clothes as he steps off the airplane and notably, melania is so overstimulated that melania refuses his touch lest she begin melting in a wave of ecstasy in front of the pool of reporters - that's a woman who has just been donalded

so any helps at solving this will surely be appreciated