Detroit Tigazzzzz: WAR - What is it good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

After purchasing opening day tickets I thought a thread needed to be started.

Things I'm hoping for this year:
Something better than last place
GREEAR not turning SE against the Tigers (or tigazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz as KKcountry would say)
Dontrelle Willis throwing strikes
Never seeing Brandon Inge again :( plz come true
More Rod Allen silliness than ever
and
92 wins and the AL Central crown..

Tiger faithful, discuss