English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

2022-2023 Saw Manchester City’s Death Star become fully operational winning the Premier League with 89 points by e

29 July 2023 at 07:09 PM
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An appeal doesn’t guarantee a reduction.
Appeals can sometimes result in an increase



Kompany's style of play might work well with top level players who can actually do it, that's what i'm assuming Bayern are thinking anyway


by Elrazor k

Might need Man City’s legal team.


All west ham matches paquera played I. Get overturned, arsenal win the league!


It's possible we may only have the second-worst officiating in the world.

There’s been plenty of chat about referees this season, but even the dodgiest VAR call pales in comparison to the brazen match-fixing of Dutch ref Jan Smit.

Needing a point to lift the fourth division title, Sint George were trailing hated rivals SV De Valken 2-1 until Jan took matters into his own hands.

He sent off three SV De Valken players, before signalling a scarcely believable 15 minutes added time. And in the very last minute, Sint George’s goalkeeper finally netted an equaliser, sending the home crowd wild.

After the game, the controversial referee slipped on his weed leaf shirt and jumped on stage to join the celebrations, lifting the trophy and grabbing the mic to sing a song.


He has since sadly been banned for life


Is there no space in the game for characters any more?


EPL confirmed farmers league

Newcastle United 0-8 Australian league all stars


In for sweep:

Me
TheGramuel
joejoe
jalfrezi
TP
PosiedonCubed
sixfour (I think)
MindFckr
Reynolds
royalblue

2 more please!


by Hoopie1 k

It's possible we may only have the second-worst officiating in the world.

Initially I lol'd at this. However I read the refs statement and he did this multiple times already. It was kind a tradition.

The players asked him before the game to do the same routine for the winners after the game.

The red cards were unfortunate. The Dutch FA just suspended him cause obviously it looks horrendous.

Maybe Ambush can confirm or deny this, but it at least makes sense. I was thinking like wtf was he thinking there, but after reading this it made more sense.


by POGcrazy94 k

In for sweep:

Me
TheGramuel
joejoe
jalfrezi
TP
PosiedonCubed
sixfour (I think)
MindFckr
Reynolds
royalblue

2 more please!

Sign me up


Just read the sweep thing.

If you have two teams each, "seed" them 1-24 based on win equity and pair up

1-13
2-14
3-15

Thru to 12-24
2-18
3-19

Etc....

And make the payouts something like

4x winner
2xR/UP
4x worst overall team (Pts, GD, GF)
2x worst one off defeat (frequently tied to overall worst team but not always)

Splits the money evenly between good and shite and makes sure you have a fairly pointy team at each end


Ten Hag sacked. Boooooo


Yes that is a blow.

Still, here's hoping they find someone equally unsuited to the job of turning a dysfunctional heavyweight around.


by jalfrezi k

Yes that is a blow.

Still, here's hoping they find someone equally unsuited to the job of turning a dysfunctional heavyweight around.

Oh, they will absolutely find someone that will be gone in 2 years. The cycle repeats and the inmates run the asylum. Fun for y’all, more pain than my current food poisoning because it’ll last longer


by POGcrazy94 k

In for sweep:

Me
TheGramuel
joejoe
jalfrezi
TP
PosiedonCubed
sixfour (I think)
MindFckr
Reynolds
royalblue

2 more please!

can count me in


by ashley12 k

And make the payouts something like

4x winner
2xR/UP
4x worst overall team (Pts, GD, GF)
2x worst one off defeat (frequently tied to overall worst team but not always)

Booooooo there's 12 runners and you want to have the max payout as 4x buy in. This is a ****ing gambling forum m8


With kutuz_off and cina joining we have our 12

We did 1st/2nd/worst team in the last Euros sweepstake so may as well stick with that with the same payouts of 130/70/40


So apparently Enron is going regardless of the FA cup result.

It was a fun ride.

Mine is a slow one apparently


Mourinho linked with yet another spell at Chelsea.

Surely not.


posiedon's BinBag and Nic's (i think) Ten Egg are both purely struck 35 yard volleys into the top corner of the net. i will miss the nickname versatility of the guy


I'm not very good at thinking of nicknames so I just called him bald ****


The England U17's have a player on the bench called O. Whatmuff. This kid absolutely ****ing HAS to make it.


by BOIDS k

posiedon's BinBag and Nic's (i think) Ten Egg are both purely struck 35 yard volleys into the top corner of the net. i will miss the nickname versatility of the guy

Binbag is excellent

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