English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

Not quite as good as last year's 'Dick extension'.

This is awful

always nice to get reminded that England once got knocked out of the Euros to a nation of 300K habitants whose closest neighbor is Greenland

Lol ingerlund

i refer the honourable gentleman to the ...

This is why Gareth is elite.
Getting us to play 80 minutes a goal down, practicing what to do if that happens in the main event.

Genius management.

Athletic reporting Ten Hag is staying

What price can I get on united bottom half finish next season?

ndombellys contract terminated

B...b...but I thought he was going to be the next Vieira?

I was in Ibiza in May and had an absolute banger of a weekend but even I wasn’t twisted enough to think that retaining ETH was a good idea.

Loool

Fun idea for next season if anyone is interested in like a H2H or maybe a 4 or 5 person pool.

Stock themed draft. You go back and forth drafting teams and buying/selling their stock (taking the over or under of their pts total). Team can only be picked once ie if one person picks united sell the other person can't buy united. Draft is scored by your correctness: ie if you sell united at 69 points and they get 60 you get +9, if they get 72 you get -3. Winner has the highest total combined score.

In to humiliate myself

Make an offer.

I’m also up for some of this action if you want to spread it around Ducky

The action depends on the price that he comes back with (or you come up with)

I've checked the books and spreads and I can't find anything to give me a clue on the price btw. That's why I'm saying to make an offer.

ETA happy to escrow cos new account.

I want to see what he offers as well and I’ll get to decide whether I want to take it or not. The days of flex betting for the sake of flex betting are long gone for me, but I’m willing to take up what may be a reasonable proposition depending on what DS proposes (I haven’t seen him do any angle shooting that I can remember, so I’m somewhat confident he’ll do something reasonable)

They're 1.2 on betfair exchange to finish in the top 10 so just flip it around and bottom 10 will be 5/1 ish

Although not much liquidity in the market so might not be accurate

Thanks for that. Have you got a link cos I couldn't see it on there?

I found it now it's 1.15/1.2 - that's not what I was hoping for so the offer is cancelled.

So united are 1.6/1.85 for top 6 and 1.15/1.2 for top 10. Mid point is like 1/2 for top 8 and I'm happy to lay a century for that if anyone is interested. That's £50 at 2/1 if anyone wants it. 8th or above, I win. 9th or lower, I lose.

We've just spunked €30m on some Brazilian foetus, who will either be at Real Madrid or Brescia in three years time, there will be no inbetween.

you sure? is there an island in brazil with the same name as the lad?