English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

We got ourselves going back to hoofball folks!

enzo singing a racist song, posting it on his instagram and then releasing a written apology in comic sans font wasnt on my preseason bingo

Its lucky they dont have French and African players. No issues there.

Surely just a few more Dutch players and assistant managers to add to the squad before the team can be good finally.

Hmmm…let’s check again hen his contract expires…

regarding the united bot half finish. I'd be interested at 10.0 or longer, but there's low liquidity markets that have united top half around 1.15. So I doubt there will be interest at the price i would be interested in taking.

that being said i would be interested in taking the under on united points at 64.5 for events.

i have some bad news for you lads..

will lankshear is kane 2.0 and mikey moore is a future ballon d'or winner

Please tell me that we agreed a sell on % when you poached lankshear from us

imagine being so racist that after beating colombia to win the south american championship you gotta film a video of the team singing a racist song about french players and post it on the gram.
(apparently messi, mac allister & otamendi weren't on the bus, so good for them. ~everyone else seemed to be loving it)

does chelsea specifically scout for racists, or? like is it a pre-req to be a scumbag before they'll sign you?

whole lot of people on that bus that enzo is taking the brunt for. i would assume all of the players that were headed to the airport were on it in addition to the ones we see in the video (alvarez, lissandro, and what appears to be emi).. but yeah it's real shitty. idk what a good punishment is.. i would hope it's something like in person apologies, large charity donations to the charity of the french players choosing, and mandatory education classes or something similar.. but it will probably just be a fine to the league, and maybe a game suspension(which does nothing for the french players affected.)

i mean, didn't we go through the exact same thing after the last world cup final?

seems like they're just stupid *******s and no amount of fake "education" classes is gonna change that

what was the song exactly?

with subtitles here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

YouTube

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)

basically just insinuating the french players are african and not french.

really? that's not what i got listening to the song rits shared above - felt like it was mostly about white people and white people problems

Rick rolls don’t really work when YouTube starts with an advert

Enzo should have broken out the emergency Keys defence.

vice president of argentina released a statement that was basically like: stfu colonizers, the song is true, enzo has nothing to apologize for, argentina is the goat at soccer. in case you were wondering how that would play out.. lol

the current administration in Argentina is not exactly known for its conciliatory ways

plus i wouldn't really expect argentina to care regardless

have heard that the rest of the continent hates them, and i kinda think i get why now

Argentina has for a long time been seen (and seen itself) as the aristocracy of South America.

That’s just bs. They may think so, but nobody else does.

is that why they elected the chainsaw guy?

Pretty sure a lot of Europe and the US see them that way too. Buenos Aires was one third black 200 years ago before the huge influx from Italy and Spain reduced them to a trivial proportion.

Probably part of it.

does karl urban have a believable english accent in the boys?

everytime he talks i just hear a aussie/nzer but i'm obviously a stupid american so what do i know so i thought i'd ask the experts

I always wished there was a scouse amongst them. It would make the enjoyment of the show 10x better. Like replace Frenchie with Carra and we got a 10/10 show