English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

Scoring and only losing by two feels like a victory.

lol Darwin, man lives for hitting the bar

Watching Liverpool today does not exactly fill me with confidence for the weekend lads

chelsea didn't do much right today. and definitely didn't "deserve" to win. but both fouls on gallagher and nkunku were penalties.

just saw kdb's haircut for the first time lmao

'i shall have the karen please mate'

Just watched our highlights. Never in doubt.

Vicario <3

Like telling an alcoholic I hope you wont drink to this. The class is oozing

Or like telling someone who lives in a glass house to stop throwing stones

Nah I think it is good banter. Pretty sure Toney is as much a gambling addict as I am an astronaut

yup, toney is just a complete tool (evidence here for example) who probably didnt even know he isnt allowed to bet/thought he would get away with it.

i have to give credit, that whole first half was just top class shithousery by brentford (especially maupay&toney) and it drove me quite mad. glad we got the last laugh.

btw werner has slotted in great with the team. hopefully he can stay fit.

Maupay is right up there in the top3 punchable players list.

Fernandes is and will forever lead the list. I'm sure his teammates agree wholeheartedly when he start throwing tantrums and escaping any potential responsibility.

Add Maupay to the list of instant karma for those doing the darts celebration

To be fair I think Maupay shook hands with Maddison at full time. Toney could also have just laughed off Vicario's comment, but chose not to and will probably face a lot more of those types of remarks as a consequence.

Today a notification popped up that its deadline day. No joke wasn't aware the window was open - not sure if I read a single transfer news in January.

Still doesn't look like he can hit a cow's arse with a banjo, but 3 assists in 3 games is an excellent return and last night was probably his best game.

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Yea I think we can agree to disagree here

Sensing a bit more lol manu in our future.

RashGOAT

Damnit I was hoping rashford would stay in the doghouse and not play

The night out he had in Belfast sounded so **** I bet he wishes he didn’t bother. It certainly wasn’t worth the £650 large fine.

omg how do you get beaten on a counter in the 96th minute

wtf is a Mainoo

Boo those wolves.

Where would United be if not for last minutes goals? Relegation fight?