English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

Yes its quite ridiculous, the gambling companies basically do what they want over here.

While I am hyped up and on pins and needles, I can see this is probably pretty crap from a neutral perspective…

Praying for a Havertz winner. Jesus would be fitting too.

This is as dull as **** and on this basis I award the title to plop.

Is Martinelli fit enough to come on?

Another late Martinelli winner on the counter plz.

its bad.

going full mr anecdote here, but my three cousin's boyfriends (early to mid 20s) all gamble regularly using online casinos, as apparently do all their mates. i think most of them started on fifa loot-crates, which appear to be much more deadly than the 2p pushers that got me going on it

No real bad results for us here but would prob take a city win over an arsenal just to have it all in our own hands. A 4 point cushion on city would be good though.

Lootpacks activate the same brain areas / releases chemicals as gambling - think this was. That it's legal is a travesty

Also the gambling companies grew this large of a penis since Gibraltar and the rest activated the cheatcode and gambling companies can just not pay anything in the UK inland of they wish to do so...think its ****ed and honestly I dont know how to fix it at this point

I'm starting to think this may not be a joke

5 yellows should have been dished out already

i want to know which genius managed to convince karen de bruyne that his hair looks good, and without ever breaking character

Ref probably figured since this is going to be the most watched match of the weekend and a flagship game for the Premier League it would be better to try and let it flow. Shame its been ****ing crap so far.

I couldn't believe that first Jesus foul wasnt a booking either though.

Seriously what the **** lol

thread delivers

Lol at this being the first yellow

you know there's some poor ****er somewhere who bet a lot more than they could afford to lose on over 4.5 yellow cards or whatever the line was. thoughts and prayers to that guy

Arsenal's defense is *so* good.

who is this vampire

Feels like our subs made us a lot weaker while theirs made them a lot more lively and dangerous. Not exactly a great combo

Martinelli winner one time.

Odegaard using up all his energy pressing and can't make a pass.

Best Belgian winger needs to pass there

trousers just blew the title. rip claude

Arsenal appear gassed.