English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

Garnacho and Mainoo are both 19...

United (and specially Garnacho and Mainoo) should’ve been in London for United’s match at Wembley this past Sunday.

It sounds like the possible assault happened on or near the grounds of whatever team the players are a part of. I highly doubt that police raids on Stadiums are common, so it likely won’t take long for it to leak which team it was.

Liverpool manager search has turned downright farcical. Do we really expect to compete in a CL tie against a huge club with Arne Slot in charge? FFS

What part of the scouse bust cycle is "damn, next year is not our year"?

you won a cl with rafa benitez, whom history has proven to be a fat spaniard. dont worry about it

do worry about mo salah getting old though

West Ham are in the clear here as we don't have any players under 30.

Granted. Now what are your remaining two wishes?

Yeah after the Alonso dream was ended it all seems a bit desperate. I don't have enough knowledge of who's available across Europe to be able to rank candidates. I definitely want someone that's hungry though, over an established big name. I'm also not convinced on De Zerbi. Seems a bit too impatient and stubborn to me.

Looking more likely

https://www.empireofthekop.com/2024/04/2...

Grbic benched, Blaster captain, OK then

Attempt seven or eight, lost count, to try to see us get a point away from home. Surely this is a better chance than normal

Get Tarks back in the England squad. He's magnificent.

So it would appear...

ffs darwin

At what point does he realise he's playing upfront for Liverpool in a title race and start scoring some ****ing goals.

So Darwin is a tall Gabriel Jesus with worse dribbling.

Can you imagine a front 3 of Jackson, Nunez and Antony?

That was fun while it lasted

Lolpool

PLOP PLOP PLOP

plop

Has Klopp got the balls to hook Salah?

would you like some bust with that, sir

yes please

Picked the wrong day to stop huffing glue.

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