**** 2023 Season-Long NFL PEEHS! ****
Hello again, football fans!
After TEN outstanding years as the GOAT PEEHS Drehpehs, the founder of our beloved game KrazyKris has decided to call it a career. This game has been so much fun, and brought this community together over the years, that I felt it’d be a shame if it ended here. With Kris’ blessing, I’m taking up the mantle and hosting the game so it continues!
As will quickly become apparent, I’m not Kris. I promise I’m not as creative or funny or thorough with my reveals, and you can FORGET about the yearly stats breakdown! I’ll do my best to get the reveals up in a timely manner, but I work, and it’s a long season through the holidays. On that note, I won’t be available for Thanksgiving, so Rawlz517 has graciously volunteered to step in for a guest reveal. If I need more help with reveals, we’ll play it by ear.
I’ve never played PEEHS before, what is it?
PEEHS is basically a fun, free NFL football futures contest. You make an entry by giving answers to the 25 questions before the season starts, and I reveal the answers once a week as the season goes along. For every question, your answer will either be CORRECT, or INCORRECT.
If your answer is CORRECT, your score for that question will simply be the number of people who selected your same correct answer. If you’re the only person to select your correct answer, that’s an ACE! …and your score for that question is 1.
If your answer is INCORRECT, then your score for that question is the number of people who picked the SHEEP answer (most popular answer), plus the number of different correct answers submitted for that question. The SHEEP (most popular answer) can be either correct or incorrect; all that matters is the number of people who selected the SHEEP.
It’s more important to be CORRECT in all your answers, but also be among the fewest participants that select your correct answers.
Scores add up per question over the season. Lowest score wins.
How do I enter?
Anyone can enter by sending me a single-spaced, non-numbered PM with your answers. Please correctly spell first and last names for player names, and just use mascots for team names.
Since we get questions on this every year...
Not spaced (don’t do this):
Falcons Chiefs Saints Nick Chubb…
Single-spaced (DO THIS ONE):
Falcons
Chiefs
Saints
Nick Chubb…
Double-spaced (don’t do this):
Falcons
Chiefs
Saints
Nick Chubb…
So then. On to the questions!
All questions are for the 2023 NFL Regular Season.
1. Name a team that won its 2022 opener, that will lose their opener in 2023.
2. Name a team that will be undefeated at the end of Week 2.
3. Name a team that will lose its 2023 home opener.
4. Name a QB/RB with a 100-yard rushing game by the end of Week 4.
5. Name a Kicker with at least one made 50+ yard field goal by the end of Week 5.
6. Name a RB/WR/TE with TWO+ 100-yard receiving games by the end of Week 6.
7. Name a QB with THREE+ 300-yard passing games by the end of Week 7.
8. Name a team that held another team to single digit points (or shutting them out) in a win by the end of Week 8.
9. Name a defensive player with 5+ sacks by the end of Week 9
10. Name a player to score a rushing, receiving, or return TD in a WINNING EFFORT in an international game by the end of Week 10.
11. Name a team in the Top 10 of Points For by the end of Week 11.
12. Name a player to score at least 1 point in a WINNING EFFORT in a game on Thanksgiving (Ru/Rec/Ret TD ok, kickers ok, passing TD’s excluded)
13. Name a QB/RB in the Top 10 for rushing attempts (carries) by the end of Week 13.
14. Name a defensive player with 2+ interceptions by the end of Week 14.
15. Name a team leading (or co-leading) its division by the end of Week 15.
16. Name a defensive player in the Top 20 for Total Tackles by the end of Week 16.
17. Name a team with a playoff spot clenched by the end of Week 17.
***End of Season Questions***
18. Name a QB with 27+ passing TD’s
19. Name a QB/RB with 1,075+ Rushing Yards
20. Name a RB/WR/TE with 1,075+ Receiving Yards
21. Name a team that MISSED the 2022 playoffs, that will MAKE the 2023 playoffs.
22. Name a team that MADE the 2022 playoffs, that will MISS the 2023 playoffs.
23. Name a team that will defeat the Kansas City Chiefs during the regular season
24. Name a player (kicker or otherwise) who will score at least 110 points during the regular season (passing TD’s excluded for this question).
25. Name a team to finish the season with a negative point differential (0 = incorrect)
Good luck and let us football!!!
noine
Who's here? It's time for the Question 20 Reveal!
20. Name a RB/WR/TE with 1,075+ Receiving Yards.
For this question, we have 28 correct answers, and 18 incorrect answers.
We'll start by reviewing the incorrects first.
The most popular incorrect answer, and co-SHEEP answer, was played by 5 players. Justin Jefferson dished out a HORRIFIC beat for his backers for this question, as, according to ESPN, he officially amassed 1,074 receiving yards this season!
bolt2112
Booker Wolfbox
bradha26
Melkerson
that_pope
Our next most popular incorrect is Garrett Wilson. Three of you were seduced by Hard Knocks, as the Jet also produced another tough beat for this question, notching 1,042 receiving yards.
Bode-ist
CowboyCold
mdot20
Our next incorrects are a pair of would-be 2 point answers. Travis Kelce has been in our commercials, tabloids, and spicy hot take shows in a big way this season, but on the field, he's gone for 984 yards.
sixfour
stephnick
Our other would-be 2 pointer is the LA Charger Mike Williams. He only played in 3 games this season, for 249 yards.
newguyhere
REDeYeS00
The remaining incorrects are ace hunters.
Brandin Cooks at times seemed to have stepped up as the Cowboys' number 2 receiver they so desperately needed. He only had 657 yards in 2023, but 8 touchdowns.
TehBankertin
The one time in fantasy I go away from Mike Evans and went with Chris Godwin, he rewards me with this ****. He had exactly one huge game, in the fantasy playoffs, and I benched him to go with a waiver pickup of Gabe Davis, who put up a goose egg. Anyway, he had 1,024 yards, but with only 2 TD, it felt much worse than that.
Precept24
Christian Watson struggled with injury for the Packers, and had 422 yards.
RunRunPassPunt
The Slim Reaper Devonta Smith also just missed, at 1,066 yards.
TechSupport
I've never understood why people talk up Evan Engram in fantasy, but apparently he had a pretty good year, for a TE. He notched 963 yards.
eyebooger
Our final incorrect is Tyler Lockett, who collected 894 yards in 2023.
Rawlz517
Here are the 7 unplayed correct answers!
Puka Nacua, 1,486 yards
Brandon Aiyuk, 1,342
Nico Collins, 1,297
Mike Evans, 1,255
Keenan Allen, 1,243
Michael Pittman, 1,152
George Pickens, 1,142
This question's co-SHEEP correct answer was played by 5 contestants. CeeDee Lamb has ascended to be among the best WR's in the NFL, and I think he's riding something like a 9 game TD streak into the playoffs. He finishes the season 2nd on the receiving leaderboard, with 1,749 yards.
cokeboy99
Fede86
marknfw
royalblue
thehempy
Our next most popular correct answer was played by 4 players. Your 2023 leader in receiving yards is Tyreek Hill, who finished a single yard shy of 1,800.
mattew88
nyc999
pwnsall
Schlitz mmmm
Our next corrects are a quartet of 3-point answers. Amon-Ra St. Brown finished third in receiving yards, with 1,515.
boscoboy
esad
TJ Eckleburg12
Also played by 3 players, our next correct is Davante Adams. He and Maxx Crosby were the lone bright spots for the Raiders, and Davante finished with 1,144 yards.
AdSki16
C Bids
lukethefluke
Our next 3-point correct answer is Ja'Marr Chase. He collected 1,216 yards this season.
Bob Dobelina
chuckleslovakian
nath
Our final 3-point correct is Stefon Diggs. The go-to receiver for the Bills amassed 1,183 receiving yards.
Aicirt
Amru
POGcrazy94
Our next corrects are a pair of 2-pointers. AJ Brown came on strong in the first half of the season, but like the rest of the Eagles, has swooned in the 2nd half. Still, he was able to put up 1,456 yards.
Bidz
MrsWookie
Well hello.
Our other two point correct is Chris Olave. He had a few different quarterbacks throwing to him this season, but he was able to notch 1,123 yards.
J.E.C.
Jimmy Proffett
Question 20 closes with three aces.
You never know when it'll be, but Amari Cooper has made a career of having randomly timed, HUGE receiving games. This year he totaled 1,250 receiving yards.
AussieJack
Sure, those draft picks will be nice, but the prize of the gigantic trade the Bears made with the Panthers is DJ Moore. He's been everything they could have hoped for, as he went for 1,364 yards this season.
Heafner
Our final ace for this question is a homer pick that comes in for the win! DK Metcalf had 1,114 yards in 2023.
MrWookie
With a SHEEP score of 5, and 11 different corrects submitted, incorrects will receive a score of 16 for this question.
Here are the scores after 20 questions!
Getting even tighter up top!
I'm feeling good, let's reveal one more!
21. Name a team that MISSED the 2022 playoffs, that will MAKE the 2023 playoffs.
Another question where we split the field right down the middle, with 23 correct answers, and 23 incorrect answers.
We'll start with the incorrects first.
